The Great Elixir
Over the door appeared a weather-worn sign that read: "JULES
GROGRANDE, BAKER." In one of the windows, painted upon a sheet of
cardboard, was another sign: "Home-made Bread by the Best Modern
Machinery." There was a third sign in the window beyond the doorway, and
this was marked upon a bit of wrapping-paper, and said: "Fresh
Gingerbread Every Day."
When you opened the door, the top of it struck a brass bell
suspended from the ceiling and made it tinkle merrily. Hearing the
sound, Madame Leontine Grogrande would come from her little room back of
the shop and stand behind the counter and ask you what you would like to
Madame Leontine--or Madame Tina, as the children called her--was
quite short and quite fat; and she had a round, pleasant face that was
good to look upon. She moved somewhat slowly, for the rheumatism
troubled her more or less; but no one minded if Madame was a bit slow in
tying up her parcels. For surely no cakes or buns in all the town were
so delicious or fresh as those she sold, and she had a way of giving the
biggest cakes to the smallest girls and boys who came into her shop, that
proved she was fond of children and had a generous heart.
People loved to come to the Grogrande Bakery. When one opened
the door an exquisite fragrance of newly baked bread and cakes greeted
the nostrils; and, if you were not hungry when you entered, you were sure
to become so when you examined and smelled the delicious pies and
doughnuts and gingerbread and buns with which the shelves and show-cases
were stocked. There were trays of French candies, too; and because all
the goods were fresh and wholesome the bakery was well patronized and did
a thriving business.
The reason no one saw Monsieur Jules in the shop was because his
time was always occupied in the bakery in the rear--a long, low room
filled with ovens and tables covered with pots and pans and dishes (which
the skillful baker used for mixing and stirring) and long shelves bearing
sugars and spices and baking-powders and sweet-smelling extracts that
made his wares taste so sweet and agreeable.
The bake-room was three times as big as the shop; but Monsieur
Jules needed all the space in the preparation of the great variety of
goods required by his patrons, and he prided himself on the fact that his
edibles were fresh-made each day. In order to have the bread and rolls
ready at breakfast time he was obliged to get up at three o'clock every
morning, and so he went to bed about sundown.
On a certain forenoon the door of the shop opened so abruptly
that the little brass bell made a furious jingling.
An Arab dashed into the room, stopped short, looked around with a
bewildered air, and then rushed away again and banged the door after him.
Madame looked surprised, but said nothing. She recognized the
Arab to be a certain Ali Dubh, living in the neighborhood, who was
accustomed to purchase a loaf from her every morning. Perhaps he had
forgotten his money, Madame thought.
When the afternoon was half over he entered again, running as if
fiends were at his heels. In the center of the room he paused, slapped
his forehead despairingly with both palms, and said in a wailing voice:
"They're after me!"
Next moment he dashed away at full speed, even forgetting to
close the door; so Madame came from behind the counter and did it
herself. She delayed a moment to gaze at the figure of Ali Dubh racing
up the street. Then he turned the corner of an alley and disappeared
Things did not startle Madame easily; but the Arab's queer
behavior aroused in her a mild curiosity, and while she stood looking
through the glass of the door, and wondering what had excited the man,
she saw two strange forms glide past her shop with a stealthy motion and
proceed in the same direction Ali Dubh had taken.
They were also Arabs, without a doubt; for although their forms
were muffled in long cloaks, the turbans they wore and the glint of their
dark, beady eyes proclaimed them children of the desert.
When they came to the alley where Ali Dubh had disappeared, the
two strangers were joined by a third, who crept up to them with the sly,
cat-like tread Madame had noted, and seemed to confer with them.
Afterward one turned to the east, a second continued up the street, and
the third stole into the alley.
"Yes," thought Madame, "they are after Ali Dubh, sure enough.
But if they move so slowly they are not likely to catch the poor fellow
Now, Madame knew very little of her queer customer; for although
he made a daily visit to the bakery for a loaf and a few cakes, he was of
a gloomy disposition, and never stopped for a chat or a bit of gossip.
It was his custom to silently make his simple purchases and then steal
Therefore his excited actions upon this eventful day were really
remarkable, and the good lady was puzzled how to explain them.
She sat late in the shop that evening, burning a dingy oil lamp
that swung in the center of the room. For her rheumatism was more
painful than usual, and she dreaded to go to bed and waken Monsieur Jules
with her moanings. The good man was slumbering peacefully upstairs--she
could hear his lusty snores even where she sat--and it was a shame to
disturb him when he must rise so early.
So she sat in her little room at the end of the counter, trying
to knit by the light of a flickering candle, and rocking back and forth
in her chair with a monotonous motion.
Suddenly the little bell tinkled and a gust of air entered the
shop, sending the mingled odors of baked stuff whirling and scurrying
about the room in a most fragrant manner. Then the door closed, and
Madame laid down her knitting and turned to greet the new-comer.
To her astonishment, it proved to be Ali Dubh. His brown cheeks
were flushed, and his glittering black eyes roamed swiftly over the shop
before they turned full upon the Madame's calm face.
"Good!" he exclaimed, "you are alone."
"It is too late for trade. I am going to bed presently," said
"I am in great trouble, and you must help me," returned the Arab,
hastily. "Lock your door and come with me into your little room, so that
no one can see us through the street windows."
Madame hesitated. The request was unusual, and she knew nothing
of the Arab's history. But she reflected that if the man attempted
robbery or other mischief she could summon Monsieur Jules with a cry.
Also, her interest had been aroused by Ali Dubh's queer behavior during
While she thought the matter over the Arab himself locked the
street door and hurried into the little room, where Madame composedly
joined him a moment later.
"How can I help you?" she asked, picking up her knitting again.
"Listen!" said the Arab. "I must tell you all. You must know the
truth!" He put his hand in a pocket of his loose robe and drew out a
small flask. It was no bigger than two fingers and was made of pure
gold, upon which strange characters had been richly engraved.
"This," said the Arab, in a low, impressive voice, "is the Great
"What does that mean?" asked Madame, glancing at the flask
"The Great Elixir? Ah, it is the Essence of Vitality, the Water
of Life--the Greatest Thing in all the World!"
"I don't understand," said Madame.
"Not understand? Why, a drop of the priceless liquid which this
Golden Flask contains, if placed upon your tongue, would send new life
coursing through your veins. It would give you power, strength, vitality
greater than youth itself! You could do anything--accomplish
wonders--perform miracles--if you but tasted this precious liquid!"
"How odd!" exclaimed Madame, beginning to feel bewildered. And
then she asked: "Where did you get it?"
"Ah! that is the story. That is what you must know," answered
Ali Dubh. "It is centuries old, the Great Elixir. There is no more of
it in all the world. The contents of this flask came into the keeping of
the Ancestor of the Chief of my Tribe--whom we call a Sheik--and has been
handed down from father to son as an heirloom more priceless than
diamonds. The Chief of my Tribe, its last owner, carried the flask
always hidden in his breast. But one day, when he and I were hunting
together, a mad camel trampled the Sheik to his death, and with his last
breath he gave the Great Elixir into my keeping. The Sheik had no son,
and the flask was really mine. But many other Arab Sheiks longed for the
treasure and sought to gain it. So I escaped and wandered over the
world. I came here, thinking I was safe from pursuit. But they have
"All the way from Arabia?" asked Madame.
"Yes. To-day I saw them. They know my lodgings. They are
secretly hidden near, and before morning I know they plot to kill me and
secure the Great Elixir. But for a time I have escaped them. I came
here unseen. You must help me. You must take charge of the Great Elixir
and keep it safely for me."
"Nonsense!" cried Madame, becoming aroused at last.
"Do not say that, I beg of you," exclaimed the eager Arab. "You
are honest--I know you are! And they will never suspect you of having the
"Perhaps not," said Madame, "and then, again, they may. My
business is to tend the shop, and I am not going to get myself killed by
a lot of desperate foreigners just to oblige you, Monsieur Ali Dubh!
Take your Great Elixir to some one else. I don't want it."
For a minute the Arab seemed in despair. Then his face suddenly
"You suffer from rheumatism, do you not?" he asked.
"Yes, it's pretty bad to-night," she replied.
"Then I will cure it! I will cure your pains forever if you will
keep my precious Elixir in secret until I come to reclaim it."
Madame hesitated, for just then she had a very bad twinge indeed.
"You think you can cure my pains?" she asked.
"I know it!" declared the Arab. He put his hand in a pocket and
drew out another flask--a mate to the one containing the Great Elixir;
only this was made of solid silver instead of gold.
"This flask," said Ali Dubh, "contains a positive cure for
rheumatism. It will not fail. It never has failed. Take it and use it
to make yourself well. Five drops in a bowl of water are enough. Bathe
well the limbs that ache, and all pain will be gone forever. Accept it,
gracious Madame, and keep for me the other flask in safe hiding until my
enemies have gone away."
Madame was a practical woman, and it seemed an easy thing to do
as the Arab desired. If she could get relief from those dreadful pains
it would be well worth while to undertake a little trouble and
responsibility by caring for Ali Dubh's other and more precious flask.
"Very well," said she. "I agree."
The Arab's face flushed with joy.
"Good," he cried; "I am saved! Guard well my precious flask--the
one of gold. Show it to no one--not even to your good husband. Remember
that diamonds and rubies could not buy the Great Elixir--the marvelous
Essence of Vitality. As for the silver flask, I give it to you freely.
Its contents will cure all your ailments. And now, good night, and may
Allah bless you!"
Swiftly he stole from the room, unlocked the street door and
vanished into the darkness. And Madame sat looking thoughtfully at the
Presently she remembered that the front door was yet unlocked. So
she trotted out into the shop, bolted the door securely, drew down the
curtains, and put out the dim light that had burned over the counter.
Then Madame returned to the little room and looked at the two flasks
Aside from her rheumatism the good lady had one other physical
weakness; she was color-blind. That is, she could seldom distinguish one
color from another, and was quite liable to think blue was green and
green was yellow. Many people have this trouble with their eyes; but it
never had bothered Madame especially in waiting upon her customers.
Now, however, when she came back into her room and gazed at the
two flasks upon her table, she had no idea which one was of gold and
which of silver, for the weakness of her eyes prevented her from telling
them apart by means of their color.
"Let me see," she murmured; "this must be the flask which the
Arab first drew from his pocket. No--I think this was the one." But the
more she hesitated the more confused she became, and in the end she told
herself honestly that she had not the faintest clue to guide her in
knowing which flask contained the Essence of Vitality and which the cure
And the pains were now so bad that she was anxious to cure them
without a moment's delay.
The engraving on the two flasks was nearly the same; and if some
of those queer foreign characters really differed, Madame did not know
it. Also in size and shape the flasks were exactly alike. Truly Madame
was in a fine quandary, and there seemed no way of getting out of it with
She had almost decided to hide both flasks until the Arab
returned, when several sharp twinges of pain caught her and made her long
most earnestly for relief. If she went to bed now she would be sure to
suffer all night, and in one of the flasks was a sure cure.
"I'll guess at it, and take the chances!" declared Madame,
firmly. And then, choosing at haphazard, she hid the silver flask behind
the mirror and put the gold one in her pocket. Afterward she picked up
the lamp and walked as silently as possible through the short passage
that led to Monsieur Jules' bake-room.
The big place was still and dark, and the little lamp only
brightened a small part of it. But Madame did not care for that. Those
pains were getting extremely hard to bear, and she had even ceased to
care whether or not she had selected the right flask.
Taking a brown bowl from the shelf she drew it nearly full of
water and then placed it upon a corner of the long, white mixing-table,
beside the lamp. Next she took the golden flask from her pocket.
"How much did the Arab say to put in the water?" she wondered,
pausing in perplexed thought. "I declare, I've actually forgotten! But
he said it was sure to cure me, so I may as well use all the flask
contains. For, after I am cured, I shall not need any more of it."
Reasoning thus, Madame removed the stopper and poured into the
bowl every drop of that precious Elixir which Ali Dubh had prized more
than life itself, and which his wild countrymen had come all the way from
Arabia to America to possess. For generation after generation the
priceless liquor had been preserved with jealous care, and now the
baker's wife was rubbing it upon her limbs in an endeavor to cure the
pangs of rheumatism!
She used very little of the contents of the bowl, after all. The
touch of the Elixir upon her skin, although it was diluted with so much
water, sent a glow of exhilaration throughout all her stout body.
The pains were suddenly eased, and Madame began to feel as light
and airy as a fairy, in spite of her great mass of flesh.
It occurred to her that she would like to dance; to run and
shout, to caper about as she used to do as a girl. But soon her shrewd
common sense returned, and she told herself this was but the effect of
the wonderful medicine, and that the wisest thing she could do was to go
to bed and sleep soundly while she might.
Being still somewhat bewildered, the good woman picked up the
lamp, and, leaving the bowl containing the Elixir standing upon the
table, mounted the stairs with lighter steps than she had known in years.
Five minutes later she was in bed, snoring as loudly as Monsieur
The baker awoke at three o'clock, and soon afterward came
downstairs yawning and rubbing his eyes in his accustomed manner. For it
is a real hardship to arise in the middle of the night and go to work,
and Monsieur Jules sometimes regretted he was such a skillful baker; for
any other profession would have allowed him to sleep until daylight. But
the bread and rolls and gingerbread must be fresh and warm by breakfast
time, or the people would be sadly disappointed; and the only possible
way to get them ready was to start the work at three o'clock.
First, he lighted the big swinging lamps, which made the room
bright as day, and then he built the fires in the great furnaces.
Presently these last were roaring in a very business-like manner, and as
soon as he heard the roar Monsieur Jules began to whistle. It was his
custom, and kept him from getting lonesome while he worked.
Next he kneaded the bread, formed it into loaves, and placed them
in long rows upon the slabs--ready for the oven. The rolls were then
mixed and kneaded, and it took a longer time to get them ready than it
had the bread, for they were small and quite daintily shaped. But at
last the important task was completed, and while they were rising and the
ovens heating, Monsieur mixed his gingerbread and cakes.
Somehow, the work progressed very swiftly this morning, and after
a time the baker found he had a good hour to spare before the ovens would
Then a sudden idea struck him.
"Why, to-day is the Fourth of July," he thought, "and that is a
National Holiday. I think I will make a fine gingerbread man, such as I
used to make in Paris, and put it in the shop window to attract
attention. These Americans like enterprise, and they have never seen a
gingerbread man, for I have not made one since I came to this country."
With Monsieur Jules, to think was to act, and scarcely had he
spoken these words when he began to gather his material together for a
great batch of gingerbread dough. For he resolved that the man he was
about to make should be big enough and fine enough to arouse the wonder
of all beholders.
He began by filling a great bowl with flour, and then rubbed into
the flour some butter and lard. "That will make it short," said
Monsieur, "although it is to be a tall man." Then he added some molasses.
"He will be a sweet fellow," thought the baker, smiling at his own
pleasantries. Then he shook in the ginger and several fragrant spices,
and began mixing the dough into one great mass.
"It is too stiff," reflected the baker, a few moments later. "My
man must not be stiff, for that would render him disagreeable." He
laughed at the whimsical thought, and glancing around, saw the brown bowl
that Madame had left sitting upon a corner of the table. It was nearly
full of the precious liquid, and Monsieur Jules, with his mind intent
upon his work, never stopped to wonder how it came there. Perhaps he
thought he had himself unconsciously filled the bowl with water. Anyway,
he dumped all of the Essence of Vitality--the Great Elixir which could
never be duplicated in all the world--into the mass of dough he was
preparing for his gingerbread man!
Monsieur merely noticed that the dough had now become the proper
consistency, and mixed easily.
Whistling merrily, he presently spread the huge batch of dough
upon the big table and began rolling it and working it into the shape he
Ah, but Monsieur Jules Grogrande was a true artist, although a
baker! Under his skillful hands the gingerbread man slowly but surely
took form; and the form was fully as large as that of a well-grown
fourteen-year-old boy. But it was by no means a boy that Monsieur was
forming with such care; it was, rather, the figure of a typical French
gentleman, such as may seldom be met with elsewhere than on the
boulevards of Paris. It was interesting to watch the figure grow:
interesting, of course, to Monsieur Jules, as there was no one else in
the bake-room to see.
The man appeared to be dressed in excellent fashion. Monsieur
made him a collar and shirt-front of white bread dough, which looked very
beautiful in contrast to the brown gingerbread-dough of his clothes.
Then with a lump of dough, carefully kneaded, he formed the man's
necktie, making a very artistic bow indeed. A waistcoat of fashionable
cut was next added. The buttons on the man's coat were white lozenges,
and to represent shoes the baker mixed his dough with licorice, until the
shoes seemed as black and shiny as if freshly polished.
You would have loved to see, could you have been present, the
delicate skill with which the clever baker carved the hands and fingers
of his man, using a small but sharp knife, and patting and rounding each
dough finger into proper shape. He even clipped from a sheet of
transparent celluloid the finger-nails, and pressed them carefully into
the dough at the ends of the fingers. Who but Monsieur would ever have
thought of such a thing?
But, after all, it was upon the face that the baker exercised his
best skill. As a sculptor forms his models out of clay, so Monsieur
pressed and squeezed and molded his pliant dough, until every feature of
the gingerbread man became wonderfully lifelike. Of course the face was
made of the white dough, with just a trifle of the pink coloring mixed
into it to make it resemble real flesh. But the wavy hair that
surrounded the face was of gingerbread-dough, as its brown color, after
it had been baked, would be quite natural and lifelike.
Among the things brought from Paris by the Grograndes was a pair
of excellent glass eyes, and Monsieur Jules rummaged in a drawer until he
found them, and then pressed them into the dough face. And now it
positively seemed that the gingerbread man was looking at you, and the
eyes lent its face a gentle and kindly expression.
"There's something lacking, however," murmured the baker, looking
at his work critically. "Ah, I know--it's the teeth!"
Teeth for a gingerbread man! But nothing was easier to
represent, once their absence was noted. Between the lips of the man our
baker pressed two rows of small white candies, and it was wonderful to
remark the pleasant smile that now lent its charm to the face.
With a sigh of satisfaction in the result of his work, the baker
at last declared his gingerbread man ready for the oven.
"And it is my masterpiece!" cried Monsieur Jules, proudly.
"Never, even in Paris, have I seen so perfect a man of dough. He is well
worthy to have a name, and I will call him John Dough, which will be
But the great ovens were now glowing brightly, so Monsieur filled
them with bread and rolls, and watched them carefully until the big and
little loaves were all done to a turn. The cakes and cookies came next,
and by the time that dawn arrived the front shop was stocked with heaps
of the warm, fresh-smelling loaves and rolls, and trays of delicious
cakes and buns, hot from the ovens.
Then the baker came back to his gingerbread man, which he first
placed gently upon a great iron slab, and then slid it all into the open
door of a perfectly heated oven.
With great anxiety Monsieur watched the oven. The dough was
properly mixed, the workmanship was most excellent. Would the baking
turn out to be as perfect as the rest? Much good dough may be spoiled in
the baking. None knew that better than Jules Grogrande.
So he tended the oven with nervous care, and finally, at exactly
the right moment, the baker threw open the oven door and drew out the
sheet of iron upon which the great and grand gingerbread man rested.
He was baked to perfection!
Filled with pride and satisfaction, Monsieur bent admiringly over
his great creation; and as he did so, the gingerbread man moved, bent his
back, sat up, and looked about him with his glass eyes, while a wondering
expression crept over his face.
"Dear me!" said he, "isn't it very warm and close in this room?"
The Great Elixir had accomplished its purpose. The wonderful
Essence of Vitality, prized for centuries and closely guarded, had lent
its marvelous powers of energy, strength, and life to a gingerbread man!
And all through the stupidity of a baker's wife who was color-blind and
could not distinguish a golden flask from a silver one!
Monsieur Jules, who knew nothing of the Arab's flasks, or of the
Great Elixir, glared wildly into the glass eyes of the gingerbread man.
He was at first sure that his own eyes, and also his ears, had played him
"John Dough--John Dough!" he cried, "did you speak? Merciful
heavens! Did you speak, John Dough?"
"I did," said the gingerbread man, struggling to rise from the
slab, "and I declare that it is warm and close in this room!"
Monsieur Jules gave a scream of terror. Then he turned and fled.
A moment later he staggered into the shop, tossed his hands above
his head, and fell in a heap upon the floor--being overcome by a fainting
Madame, who had just come downstairs and opened the shop, gazed
upon her husband's terrified actions with an amazement that prevented her
from moving a limb or uttering a sound.
What in the world could have happened to Jules?
Then she received the greatest shock of her life.
From out the door of the bake-room came a gingerbread man, so
fresh from the oven that the odor of hot gingerbread surrounded him like
a cloud. He looked neither to right nor left, but picked Monsieur's tall
silk hat from off a peg and placed it carelessly upon his own head. Next
he caught up a large candy cane from a show-case, stepped over the
prostrate body of the baker, and so left the shop, closing the front door
Madame saw him passing the windows, stepping along briskly and
swinging the cane in his left hand.
Then the good lady imitated her husband's example. She gave a
shrill scream, threw up her hands, and tumbled over unconscious.
Now, when John Dough left Madame Grogrande's shop and wandered up
the street, he was reeking with the delightful odor of fresh gingerbread.
Indeed, he was still so hot from the oven that I am positive you could
not have held your hand against him for more than a second. The Great
Elixir had brought him to life, and given him a certain standing in the
world; but during the first half-hour of his existence John Dough was
very hot-headed. Also he was hot-footed, for he discovered that, by
walking fast, the contact with the fresh morning air drew the heat from
his body and made him feel much more comfortable.
One virtue lent by the Great Elixir was knowledge, and while John
Dough felt that he possessed unlimited knowledge (having had an overdose
of the Elixir), he could not very well apply it to his surroundings
because he lacked experience with the world, which alone renders
knowledge of any value to mankind. John Dough could speak all
languages--modern and classic. He had a logical and clear mind--what is
called a "level head," you know; and this was coupled with good sense,
fair judgment, and a tangled mass of wisdom that had been dumped into him
in a haphazard fashion. But these rare qualities were as yet of no use
to our man because he had acquired no experience. It was like putting
tools into a scholar's hands and asking him to make a watch. John Dough
might accomplish wonders in time, if he did not grow stale and crumble;
but just now he was the freshest individual that ever came out of a
It was still early morning, and most folks were in bed. A
prowling dog smelled the gingerbread and came trotting up with the
intention of having a bite of it; but John Dough raised his candy cane
and hit the dog a clip on the end of its nose that sent the animal in
another direction with its tail between its legs. Then, whistling
merrily, the gingerbread man walked on. He knew no tune whatever, but he
could whistle, and so he managed to express an erratic mixture of notes
that would have made Herr Wagner very proud.
His flesh (or bread, rather) was cooling off beautifully now. He
was growing hard and crisp and felt much more substantial than at first.
The baker had made him light and the Elixir had made him strong and
vigorous. A great future lay before John Dough, if no accident happened
Presently some one said, "Hello!" John stopped short, for in
front of him stood a bright-eyed boy with a piece of lighted punk in one
hand and a bunch of firecrackers in the other. It was Ned Robbins, who
had been up since daybreak celebrating the Glorious Fourth.
"You skeered me at first," said the boy, with a look of amazement
that he tried to cover with a laugh.
"I beg your pardon, I'm sure," returned John Dough, politely.
"Been to a masquerade?" asked Ned, staring hard at the
"No, indeed," replied the other. "I am not disguised, I assure
you. You see me as I am."
"G'wan!" exclaimed Ned. But he could smell the gingerbread, and
he began to grow frightened. So he touched the punk to the fuse of his
biggest firecracker, dropped it on the ground at the feet of John Dough,
and then turned and scampered up an alley as fast as he could go.
The gingerbread man stood still and looked after Ned until the
cracker suddenly exploded with a bang that caused John's candy teeth to
chatter. His whole body was terribly jarred and he nearly fell backward
in the shock of surprise. Then he, also, started to run. It was not
fear, so much as ignorance of what might happen next, that caused him to
fly from the spot; but he ran with a speed that was simply wonderful,
considering that his limbs were of gingerbread. Truly, that Arabian
Elixir was a marvelous thing!
Bang! He had run plump into another group of boys, knocking two
of them over before they could get out of his way. His silk hat was
jammed over his eyes and the candy cane struck the wheel of a toy cannon
and broke off a good two inches from its end.
As he pulled off his hat he heard a shout and saw the boys all
scrambling for the broken end of the candy cane. One of them grabbed it
and ran away, and the others followed in a mad chase and were soon out of
John Dough looked after them wonderingly. Then he drew himself
up, pulled down his fine vest, sighed at discovering a slight crack in
his shirt-front, and walked slowly along the street again. His first
experience of life was not altogether pleasant.
"Good gracious!" said a voice.
He paused, and saw a woman leaning over a gate beside him and
glaring at him in mingled surprise and terror. She held a broom in her
hand, for she had been sweeping the walk. John lifted his hat politely.
"Good morning, madam," said he.
"Why, it's really alive!" gasped the woman.
"Is a live person so very unusual?" asked John, curiously.
"Surely, when he's made of cake!" answered the woman, still
staring as if she could not believe her eyes.
"Pardon me; I am not cake, but gingerbread," he answered, in a
rather dignified way.
"It's all the same," she answered. "You haven't any right to be
alive. There's no excuse for it."
"But how can I help it?" he asked, somewhat puzzled by this
"Oh, I don't suppose it's your fault. But it isn't right, you
know. Who made you?"
"Jules Grogrande, the baker," he said, for he had read the name
over the door.
"I always knew there was something wrong with those Frenchies,"
she declared. "Are you done?"
Before he could reply she had drawn a large straw from the broom
and stuck it several inches into his side.
"Don't do that!" he cried, indignantly, as she drew out the bit
of broom again.
"I was only tryin' you," she remarked. "You're done to a turn,
and ought to make good eating while you're fresh."
John gazed at her in horror.
"Good eating!" he cried; "woman, would you murder me?"
"I can't say it would be exactly murder," she replied, looking at
"To destroy life is murder!" he said, sternly.
"But to destroy gingerbread isn't," she rejoined. "And I can't
see that it's cannibalism to eat a man if he happens to be cake, and
fresh baked. And that frosting looks good. Come inside while I get a
She opened the gate and tried to grab John Dough by an arm. But
he gave a sudden backward leap and then sped down the street at a furious
run, looking neither to right nor left in his eager flight.
Luckily, he was not in the center of the town, but near the
outskirts, and the houses were few and scattered.
By and by he saw a deserted barn near the roadside. The door was
half open and sagged on its hinges, so it could not be closed.
John darted into the barn and hid behind some hay in the far
side. He was thoroughly frightened, and believed he must avoid mingling
with the people of the town if he would escape instant destruction.
A knife! A knife! The word kept ringing in his ears and filled
him with horror. A knife could slice him into pieces easily. He
imagined himself sliced and lying on a plate ready for hungry folks to
eat, and the picture made him groan aloud.
All through the day he kept securely hidden behind the hay.
Toward evening he decided to revisit the bakery. It was a difficult
task, for he had passed through many streets and lanes without noticing
where he was going, and it grew darker every minute. But at last, just
as he was beginning to despair, he saw a dim light in a window and read
over the door the sign: "Jules Grogrande, Baker."
He opened the door so softly that the little bell scarcely
tinkled. But no one would have heard it had it rung loudly, for there
was a confused murmur of fierce voices coming from the little room Madame
John Dough skipped behind the counter, where he could see into
the room without being seen himself.
Around the little table stood the Arab, Monsieur Jules, and
Madame, and they were all staring angrily into each other's faces.
"But the flask!" cried Ali Dubh. "Where is my precious flask?"
"It is here," said Madame, reaching behind the mirror and drawing
forth something that glittered in the lamplight.
"But this is the silver flask--the cure for rheumatism,"
exclaimed the Arab. "Where is my Golden Flask--containing the priceless
Elixir of Life?"
"I must have made a mistake," said Madame, honestly; "for my eyes
are so queer that I cannot tell gold from silver. Anyway, the contents
of the other flask I emptied into a bowl of water, and rubbed my limbs
The Arab shouted a despairing cry in his native tongue and then
glared wildly at the woman.
"Was it the brown bowl, Leontine?" asked Monsieur Jules,
trembling with excitement.
"Yes," she answered.
"Where is it? Where is it?" demanded the Arab, in a hoarse
voice. "The precious liquor may yet be saved."
"Too late, Monsieur," said the baker, shaking his head, sadly.
"I used the contents of the bowl to mix the dough for my gingerbread
"A gingerbread man! What do you mean?" asked Ali Dubh.
"I baked a man out of gingerbread this morning," said Monsieur
Jules, "and to my horror he came alive, and spoke to me, and walked out
of the shop while he was still smoking hot."
"It is no wonder," said the Arab, dolefully; "for within him was
enough of the Great Elixir to bring a dozen men to life, and give them
strength and energy for many years. Ah, Monsieur and Madame, think of
what your stupidity has cost the world!"
"I do not comprehend," said Madame, firmly, "how the world has
ever yet been benefited by the Great Elixir, which you and your selfish
countrymen have kept for centuries corked up in a golden flask."
"Bismillah!" shouted the Arab, striking himself fiercely across
the forehead with his clinched fist. "Cannot you understand, you stupid
one, that it was mine--mine!--this Wonderful Water of Life? I had planned
to use it myself--drop by drop--that I might live forever."
"I'm sorry," said Monsieur; "but it is your own fault. You
forced my wife to care for the flask, and you would not let her tell me
about it. So, through your own stupidity, I used it in the gingerbread
"Ah!" said Ali Dubh, an eager gleam in his eyes, "where, then, is
that same gingerbread man? If I can find him, and eat him, a bit at a
time, I shall get the benefit of the Great Elixir after all! It would
not be so powerful, perhaps, as in its natural state; but it would enable
me to live for many, many years!"
John Dough heard this speech with a thrill of horror. Also he
now began to understand how he happened to be alive.
"I do not know where the gingerbread man is," said Monsieur. "He
walked out of my shop while he was quite hot."
"But he can be found," said the Arab. "It is impossible for a
gingerbread man, who is alive, to escape notice. Come, let us search for
him at once! I must find him and eat him."
He fairly dragged Monsieur and Madame from the room in his
desperation, and John Dough crouched out of sight behind the counter
until he heard them pass through the door and their footsteps die away up
The talk he had overheard made the gingerbread man very sad
indeed. The bakery was no safe home for him, after all. Evidently it
was the Arab's intention to find him and insist upon eating him; and John
Dough did not want to be eaten at all.
Therefore his enemies must not find him. They were no safer to
meet with than the awful woman who wanted to cut him into slices; and he
was learning, by degrees, that all men were dangerous enemies to him,
although he had himself the form of a man.
He left the bakery and stole out into the street once more,
walking now in the opposite direction from that taken by the Arab and the
As he hurried along he met with few people on the streets; and
these, in the dark, paid little attention to the gingerbread man; so
gradually his spirits rose and his confidence in his future returned.
By and by he heard a strange popping and hissing coming from the
direction of the square in the center of the town, and then he saw red
and green lights illuminating the houses, and fiery comets go sailing
into the sky to break into dozens of beautiful colored stars.
The people were having their Fourth of July fireworks, and John
Dough became curious to witness the display from near by. So, forgetting
his fears, he ran through the streets until he came to a big crowd of
people, who were too busy watching the fireworks to notice that a
gingerbread man stood beside them.
John Dough pressed forward until he was quite in the front row,
and just behind the men who were firing the rockets.
For a time he watched the rush of the colored fires with much
pleasure, and thoroughly enjoyed the sputtering of a big wheel that
refused to go around, merely sending out weak and listless spurts of
green and red sparks, as is the manner of such wheels.
But now the event of the evening was to occur. Two men brought
out an enormous rocket, fully fifteen feet tall and filled with a
tremendous charge of powder. This they leaned against a wooden trough
that stood upright; but the rocket was too tall to stay in place, and
swayed from side to side awkwardly.
"Here! Hold that stick!" cried one of the men, and John Dough
stepped forward and grasped the stick of the big rocket firmly, not
knowing there was any danger in doing so.
Then the man ran to get a piece of rope to tie the rocket in
place; but the other man, being excited and thinking the rocket was ready
to fire, touched off the fuse without noticing that John Dough was
clinging fast to the stick.
There was a sudden shriek, a rush of fire, and then--slowly at
first, but with ever-increasing speed--the huge rocket mounted far into
the sky, carrying with it the form of the gingerbread man!
The rocket continued to send out fiery sparks of burning powder
as it plunged higher and higher into the black vault of the heavens; but
few of these came in contact with John Dough, who clung to the far side
of the stick and so escaped being seriously damaged. Also the rocket
curved, and presently sped miles away over land and sea, impelled by the
terrible force of the powder it contained. John fully expected that it
would burst presently, and blow him to bits amid a cloud of colored
stars. But the giant rocket was not made in the same way as the other
and smaller ones that had been fired, the intention being merely to make
it go as high and as far as possible. So it finally burned itself out,
but so great was the speed it had attained that it continued to fly for
many minutes after the last spark had died away.
Then the rocket began to take a downward course; but it was so
high up, by that time, that the stick and the empty shell flew onward
hour after hour, gradually nearing the ground, until finally, just as a
new day began to break, the huge stick, with John Dough still holding
fast to its end, fell lightly upon an island washed on all sides by the
waves of a mighty sea.
John fell on a soft bush, and thence bounded to the ground, where
for a time he lay quite still and tried to recover his thoughts.
He had not done much thinking, it seems, while he was in the air.
The rush of wind past his ears had dazed him, and he only realized he
must cling fast to the stick and await what might happen. Indeed, that
was the only thing to be done in such an emergency.
The shock of the fall had for a moment dazed the gingerbread man;
and as he lay upon the ground he heard a voice cry:
"Get off from me! Will you? Get off, I say!"
John rolled over and sat up, and then another person--a little
man with a large head--also sat up and faced him.
"What do you mean by it?" asked the little man, glaring upon John
Dough angrily. "Can't you see where you're falling?"
"No," answered John.
It was growing lighter every minute, and the gray mists of
morning were fading away before the rising sun. John looked around him
and saw he was upon a broad, sandy beach which the waves of a great sea
lapped peacefully. Behind was a green meadow, and then mountains that
rose high into the air.
"How did you happen to be where I fell?" he asked, turning to the
little man again.
"I always sleep on the sands," replied the other, wagging his
head solemnly. "It's my fad. Fresh air, you know. I'm called the
'Fresh-Air Fiend.' I suppose you're a new inhabitant. You seem rather
"I'm made of gingerbread," said John.
"Well, that certainly is unusual, so I've no doubt you will be
warmly welcomed in our Island," replied the man.
"But where am I?" asked John, looking around again with a puzzled
"This is the Isle of Phreex," answered the other, "and it is
inhabited by unusual people. I'm one, and you're another."
He made such a droll face as he said this that the gingerbread
man could not resist smiling, but it startled him to hear another laugh
at his back--a sound merry and sweet, such as a bird trills. He swung
around quickly and saw a child standing upon the sands, where the rays of
the sun fell brightly upon its little form. And then the glass eyes of
the gingerbread man grew big, and stood out from his cake face in a way
that fully expressed his astonishment.
"It's a Vision!" he exclaimed.
"No, it's the Cherub--whom we call Chick," answered the big-headed
The child had fair hair, falling in fleecy waves to its shoulders,
but more or less tangled and neglected. It had delicate features, rosy
cheeks, and round blue eyes. When these eyes were grave--which was
seldom--there were questions in them; when they smiled--which was
often--sunbeams rippled over their blue surfaces. For clothing the child
wore garments of pure white, which reached from the neck to the ankles,
and had wide flowing sleeves and legs, like those of a youngster's
pajamas. The little one's head and feet were bare, but the pink soles
were protected by sandals fastened with straps across the toes and ankles.
"Good morning," said John, again smiling and hoping he had not
stared too rudely. "It gives me great pleasure to meet you."
"My name's Chick," replied the child, laughing in sweet trills,
while the blue eyes regarded the gingerbread man with evident wonder.
"That's a funny name," said John.
"Yes, it is funny," the child agreed, with a friendly nod. "Chick
means a chicken, you know. But I'm not a chicken."
"Of course not," returned John. "A chicken is covered with
feathers. And you are not."
At this Chick laughed merrily, and said, as if it were the
simplest thing in the world: "I'm the Incubator Baby, you know."
"Dear me, I hadn't the least idea of it," John answered gravely.
"May I ask what an Incubator Baby is?"
The child squatted down in the sand, hugged its chubby knees, and
uttered peal after peal of joyous laughter.
"How funny!" it gurgled; "how funny that you don't know what the
Incubator Baby is! Really, you must be fresh-baked!"
"I am," said John, feeling rather ashamed to acknowledge the fact,
but resolving to be truthful.
"Then, of course, you are very ignorant," remarked the Fresh-Air
Fiend, rubbing his big head complacently.
"Oh, as for that," said John, "I acquired, in course of
manufacture, a vast deal of ancient learning, which I got from an Arabian
Elixir with which the baker mixed me. I am well posted in all events
down to the last century, but I cannot recall any knowledge of an
"No, they're a recent invention," declared the big-headed man,
patting tenderly the child's golden curls. "Were you, by any chance, at
the Pan-American Exposition? Or the Louisiana Purchase Exposition?"
"No," answered John. "My knowledge was corked up about then."
"Well," continued the man, "there were a good many Incubator
Babies at both those expositions, and lots of people saw them. But Chick
is the first and only Original Incubator Baby, and so Chick properly
belongs in the Isle of Phreex."
Chick jumped up, made a stiff bow, and with eyes sparkling with
mischief exclaimed: "I'm six years old and quite strong and well."
"Tut-tut, Chick!" remonstrated the big-headed man; "it was more
than two years ago you were taught to make that speech. You can't be
always six years old, you know."
The little sprite enjoyed the joke so much that John was forced
to laugh in sympathy. But just then a thought struck him, and he asked,
a little nervously:
"Do you like gingerbread?"
"I don't know," replied Chick. "Are you gingerbread?"
"I am," said John, bravely.
"Then I like gingerbread," the child declared; "for you smell
sweet and look kind and gentle."
John didn't know whether to accept this as a compliment or not.
He was sorry to learn that he smelled sweet, although to be called kind
and gentle was grateful praise.
"Some folks," he remarked, timidly, "have an idea they like to
"I couldn't eat you," the child said, seriously, "because, being
the Incubator Baby, I have to be very careful of my diet. You might not
agree with me."
"I'm sure I couldn't agree with any one who ate me," John
declared. "For, although as yet I have had no experience of that sort,
it seems to me a very undesirable fate."
"Very true," remarked the big-headed man.
"Let's be friends!" exclaimed Chick, coming close to John and
taking his soft brown hand in a firm clasp. "I'll take care of you."
John looked down at the merry little elf in positive wonder.
"We'll be friends, all right," said he; "but instead of your
taking care of me, Chick, I'll take care of you."
"Oh, there you are entirely wrong," broke in the big-headed man.
"Chick's a privileged character in the Isle of Phreex, and the only one
of us who dares defy our awful kinglet. And in case of danger--"
"Danger!" cried John, with a start. "Is there danger here, too?"
Chick's laughter rang out at the foolish question, but the man
"There is danger everywhere, to those who are unusual, and
especially in the Isle of Phreex, where we are at the mercy of a horrid
kinglet. But come; we must go and report your arrival to that same
graceless ruler, or we shall all be punished."
"Very well," said John, meekly.
But as he took Chick's hand and turned to depart the Fresh-Air
Fiend uttered an exclamation of annoyance, and said:
"Here's bad luck already! The Failings are coming this way."
As he spoke a noise of shouting and chattering reached their
ears, and presently several people came around a corner of rock and stood
before John and his newly found friends.
"It's the Brotherhood of Failings," whispered the big-headed man.
"Look out for them, or they'll do you a mischief."
"Don't worry; I'll take care of you," said Chick, pressing the
John stared at the new-comers, and they returned the compliment
by staring at him. A queerer lot of folks could seldom have been seen
"This is the Blunderer," said the Fresh-Air Fiend, indicating a
short, fat man who was clothed in glittering armor and bore a lance over
his shoulder. The Blunderer acknowledged the introduction by bowing.
"And here is the Thoughtless One," continued the man, pointing to a tall,
lean man who was clothed in chamois-leather and carried a wide-mouthed
blunderbuss under his arm.
"Look out for the gun," said Chick; "he never knows whether or
not it is loaded."
"And here are the Disagreeable, and the Unlucky, and the
Sorrowful, and the Ugly, and the Awkward," continued the big-headed man,
pointing out each Failing in turn. "Their peculiarities you will have no
trouble to discover. Indeed, on all the Isle of Phreex, there is no one
more unpleasant to meet with than this same lot of Failings."
At this the Brothers all bowed, saying at the same time:
"We are proud of ourselves!"
At that instant the Awkward tripped over his own toes and fell
against the Blunderer, who tumbled headlong and thrust his slim lance
straight through the body of John Dough.
"Oh!" cried Chick, greatly horrified.
"I told you so!" growled the Fresh-Air Fiend, pulling out the
lance hastily. "Tell me, John Dough, are you dead, or are you just
"Neither one," said John, ruefully pushing together the hole that
the lance had made; "but it doesn't add to my personal appearance to be
prodded in that fashion. I'm made of gingerbread," he explained, turning
to the man in armor.
"I beg your pardon! I really beg your pardon!" said the
Blunderer, greatly distressed at what he had done. "I had no intention
of hurting you."
"He means well," said the Incubator Baby; but that doesn't help
"He won't last long in this Island," grunted the Bad-Tempered,
referring to John Dough.
"Being made of gingerbread, he can't be expected to last,"
remarked the Disagreeable, smiling in a way that made John shudder.
"He shall have my protection," said the Blunderer. "It's the
least I can do to make amends. Here--put on this armor!"
He hastily began stripping off the plates of metal, and placed
the steel helmet over the head of the gingerbread man.
"No, no!" exclaimed John. "I don't want to wear all that
"But you must!" cried the Blunderer. "It's the only way you can
escape accident in this awful Island."
"That's true enough," agreed the big-headed man. "I advise you
to wear the armor, my gingerbread friend."
So John submitted to being dressed in the armor, and no sooner
had the plates been strapped upon him than the wisdom of the act was
apparent. For there came a rush and whirl of sound, and suddenly a great
monster swept over the sands at the very spot where they stood. It sent
the Brotherhood of Failings sprawling in every direction, while the
Incubator Baby flew to the water's edge, and John Dough's armor-clad body
was knocked down and pressed into the soft sand until it was level with
But presently Chick came back and made the others dig him out and
set him upon his feet again, and then it was seen that no one had been
"What was it?" asked John, gazing in amazement at the place where
the monster had disappeared in the distance.
"It's the one-wheeled automobile," answered the Sorrowful, "and
unless it gets smashed mighty soon the Isle of Phreex will be an Isle of
Cripples. I don't understand why they license the thing."
"Why, to make room for new arrivals, of course," declared the
Disagreeable. "But it was lucky for the Pudding Man that he happened to
be dressed in steel."
"I am not pudding, if you please," said John, indignantly. "I
beg you to remember that I am gingerbread."
"It's all one," remarked the Thoughtless, "your cake is dough,
"Let us return to the castle," the Ugly said. "Our Kinglet
should be introduced to his new subject."
So they all started off across the green, Chick leading the
gingerbread man, until they came to a path leading upward through the
rocks, along which they began to ascend. John had much difficulty in
keeping out of the way of the Awkward, who tripped and stumbled
constantly, while the Blunderer insisted upon taking the wrong path, and
the Bad-Tempered stopped twice to fight with the Disagreeable and the
Thoughtless. At last, however, they reached the top, which proved to be
a broad plain of rock, upon which stood a great castle with many tall
spires and grim towers and glittering minarets.
While they paused for John Dough to admire the view, and that
they all might get breath, a sharp voice said near them:
"You're late, you lot of Failings, and the Kinglet will scold."
John looked around, and saw perched upon a point of rock beside
the path a most curious looking creature.
"Don't stare!" it said, with a laugh. "I don't, and I've got a
dozen eyes to your one. Let me introduce myself. I'm the Prize Potato
from the Centerville Fair."
Indeed, John now noticed a big blue ribbon twined around the
middle of the potato, and on the ribbon was printed in gold letters:
"Some day you'll sprout," said the Disagreeable, "and then you
won't have so many eyes."
The Prize Potato winked its numerous eyes, one after the other,
in a droll fashion, and answered:
"Some day you'll meet with an accident, my dear Failing; but when
you're planted in the ground you'll not sprout at all. That's where I'm
your superior, for I'm perpetual. Every one of my eyes is good for a
half-peck of potatoes, at least."
"Unless you're boiled with your jacket on," remarked the Ugly,
with a sour smile.
"Come, come! Let us go on," interrupted the little man with the
big head. "Our Kinglet doubtless awaits us."
When they had gone a few steps farther the Incubator Baby paused
to say: "Some one is following us, and it's a stranger."
This remark caused John to look around, and immediately he
stopped short with an expression of horror upon his frosted face. For
there, turning the corner of the rocky path, was Ali Dubh the Arab. The
fellow at once uttered a yell of joy and triumph, and drawing his
gleaming knife he rushed upon John Dough with great eagerness.
The gingerbread man had given up all hope of escape and stood
tremblingly awaiting his foe when Chick suddenly grasped the Blunderer's
lance and tripped the Arab so neatly with it that Ali Dubh fell his full
length upon the path and broke his knife-blade into a dozen pieces. But
he squirmed forward and was about to bite into John's leg when the
big-headed man came to the rescue and threw a handful of pebbles into the
Arab's open mouth, and so prevented him from doing the gingerbread man
"He seems dangerous," remarked the Blunderer. "Let's tie him up,
before he hurts some one."
So while the Arab was coughing the pebbles out of his mouth, the
Brotherhood of Failings bound his hands and feet with strong cords, so
that he could not move.
"He's mine!" shouted the Arab, as soon as he could speak. "He
belongs to me. I claim him for my own."
"There's no harm in that," replied the Fresh-Air Fiend. "But one
of the laws of this Isle is that no person shall be injured by any one
except the kinglet. And every one here must obey the laws. So, unless
you promise not to carve or to eat this man of gingerbread, who is now a
subject of our kinglet, we must lock you up in prison."
"I'll eat him as soon as I have the chance. I have a right to do
so," cried the Arab.
"You're a bad man!" said Chick, stamping one small foot
"I'm not," answered Ali Dubh, "I'm a good man. And I paid Jules
Grogrande fifty cents for this gingerbread imitation of a man, who is
mixed with my own magic Elixir. Also I paid a witch nine dollars to
transport me to wherever the gingerbread man might be--which is right
here--that I might take possession of my own property. So I've got him,
and he's paid for, and he's mine, and I claim the right to eat him
whenever I please."
"You'll do no such thing," declared Chick. "Why, John Dough is
alive, and no one has a right to make him dead and then eat him--even if
he is paid for!"
"Don't worry, my Cherub," said the big-headed man, soothingly;
"we'll go at once and lock this Arab in a strong room of the castle, so
that he can't possibly escape."
Chick smiled sweetly at this promise; but the Arab scowled and
"Never mind. My time will come. Some day I shall surely eat
that gingerbread man, in spite of this Cherub and all the rest of you."
This defiance made the Brotherhood of Failings and the big-headed
man so angry that they at once dragged Ali Dubh away to the castle, and
John Dough and Chick followed after, hand in hand, and feeling quite safe.
Presently they came to a great archway that led into the
courtyard of the castle. Having passed through this arch, the
gingerbread man saw groups of the most astonishing people, who were
busying themselves over extraordinary tasks, such as building machines,
boiling strange-smelling chemicals in queer pots, drawing curious
designs, and like occupations. A sudden crash announced that the
Blunderer had fallen into the middle of a delicate machine and smashed it
into bits. Before they could pull him out the Unlucky One ran against
the whirling arm of a windmill and was tossed halfway across the
courtyard, while the Awkward One upset a boiling kettle and set every one
to coughing who inhaled the odor of the compound that was spilled upon
To John's surprise no one seemed much worried over these
accidents. Even the victims joined in Chick's merry laughter, and those
of the Failings who had escaped disaster calmly proceeded to lock up the
Arab in a cell that had a strong iron grating for a door, and fastened
with a huge padlock.
Afterward they all entered through a second arch into the great
hall of the castle.
This was a long, wide room with a tiled floor, and walls that
were covered with many trophies, such as armor, spears, battle-axes, and
swords of ancient design.
At the farther end was a raised platform upon which stood a
gorgeous throne. Back of the throne was an electric sign, flashing one
letter at a time, and reading: "What is Home without a Kinglet?" Over the
throne was suspended an enormous crown--big enough for a giant--which
sparkled with gems. Beside the throne a very fat man sat in a chair so
low that his knees nearly touched his chin. He wore a short red coat, a
wide white vest, and blue knee-breeches, and all were embroidered in
gold. The fat man's eyes were closed and he seemed asleep.
Within the throne sat the kinglet, propped upon purple cushions,
so that he would fit it better. For the kinglet was a small boy with a
long, freckled face, blue eyes, a pug nose, and black hair banged across
his forehead, and hanging in lank, straight locks far down over his
shoulders. He wore an ermine cloak lined with purple, and bore in his
hand a scepter with a jeweled ball at one end, while beyond the ball
projected a small golden knob. The kinglet's slim legs were crossed
under him like those of a Turk, and he seemed very frail and delicate.
However, when the Failings and the Fresh-Air Fiend and Chick and
John Dough entered, the kinglet's brow was puckered into a frown, and his
blue eyes fairly flashed fire.
"Odds Zooks!" he cried, as they all knelt before the throne, "why
have you dared to wait until this hour to pay me your devoirs?"
Then he leaned down and prodded the fat man with the knob of his
scepter, so that the sleeper started and opened his eyes. "Is that
right, Nebbie? Is 'devoir' a kingly word?" he demanded.
"Absolutely kingly, your Majesty," said the fat man, yawning.
"It was used by King Arthur and Richard Coeur de Leon."
"Very well!" said the kinglet, proudly. Then he turned again to
the kneeling group before him. "Why don't you answer me?" he exclaimed.
"Why are you so late in paying me your boudoirs?"
"Devoirs, your Majesty!" said the fat man, hastily.
"I said 'devoirs'!" returned the kinglet, turning upon him in
"We are late because we did not get here sooner," said the
Awkward; "and we could not get here sooner because we were late."
"So!" shrieked his Majesty, with blazing eyes. "Now by my
halidom--" he paused suddenly, and turned to the fat man, prodding him so
fiercely that he jumped several feet into the air. "Is 'halidom' the
right word, Nebbie?"
"Sure," said the fat man, nodding emphatically.
"What does it mean?" asked the kinglet.
"What does halidom mean?"
"Why, a halidom is a halidom," said the fat man, thoughtfully;
"and belongs to kings."
"But what is it?" persisted the kinglet, impatiently.
"It's a--a--a sort of a royal prerogative, and is usually painted
red," returned the fat man, and immediately resumed his seat and closed
his eyes again.
The kinglet sighed, and turned anew to the Failings.
"Let me see, he remarked; "where was I?"
"You were by your halidom, your Majesty," suggested the
"Oh, yes." Again the long freckled face took on a frown. "By my
halidom, churl--" He stopped to glance at the fat man.
"Churl is all right," mumbled Nebbie, without opening his eyes.
"By my halidom, churl, you shall either swallow my scepter or die
"What death?" asked the Blunderer, trembling.
"The one that makes people dead," replied the kinglet, sternly.
"Choose, then, varlet--" ("Varlet is good," said Nebbie, quickly, to
avoid a thrust) "whether to swallow my scepter or die the death!"
The Blunderer glanced at the scepter, the jeweled ball of which
was nearly as large as his head.
"I'll swallow the scepter," he said.
"Good," cried the king, and held it toward him.
"But not now," added the Blunderer, hastily; "I'll take my time
about it. You didn't say when, you know."
The kinglet turned red with rage. "Now, by the royal Juggernaut
of Jowl--" he began.
"If I should swallow it now," continued the Blunderer, calmly,
"you would cease to be a kinglet; for a kinglet without a scepter is
nothing but a flibberjig."
"What!" shrieked his Majesty, jabbing the fat man furiously.
"That's right," declared Nebbie, groaning and rubbing his fat
side dolefully. "A kinglet without a scepter is a flibberjig, and I'll
be black and blue by to-morrow morning!"
"Well," said his Majesty, after considering the matter, "I forbid
you, Sir Blunderer, to swallow my scepter until I give you leave."
Then his eye fell upon John Dough and Chick, who were standing at
one side of the Failings, and immediately the little kinglet looked
surprised, and then curious, and then annoyed. But perhaps the annoyed
look was because Chick laughed in the royal face in a way that was
certainly disrespectful, and even John Dough didn't look at all humble.
"Here, you Chick; behave yourself," commanded the kinglet.
"I won't," said Chick, pouting two pretty lips.
"Well, this kingdom existed at one time without an Incubator
Baby, and I believe we could spare you now. I'll have your saucy head
cut off," declared the kinglet.
"I dare you!" said Chick, making a face.
"There's a nice child, I must say!" retorted the kinglet,
scowling. "But what can we expect of a baby that has no parents and no
proper bringing-up? Bah! I'm ashamed of you, Chick!"
"Don't you dare say anything against my Incubator!" cried Chick,
angrily. "I guess I've had as good bringing-up as you have, you
disagreeable kinglet, you!"
His Majesty was at first about to retort with equal anger; but he
suddenly changed his mind and turned to John Dough.
"Who are you, stranger?" he asked. "And why are you wearing the
So much disrespect had been shown this kinglet by his subjects
that John was about to reply lightly to these questions; but to his
surprise Chick grasped his hand and whispered to him to make a low bow
and to be very careful what he said. So the gingerbread man stepped
forward and addressed his Majesty with great ceremony.
"Oh, most puissant and serene kinglet!" he began; "I am called
John Dough, because I am made of gingerbread; and I came to your Isle
because I could not help it."
The kinglet looked upon the stranger with a kindly expression.
"'Puissant and serene'!" he murmured. "Evidently, John Dough,
you are a person of wit and intelligence, such as are most welcome to the
Isle of Phreex. Kneel thou at my feet."
John knelt, as commanded, and the kinglet at once dealt him a
sharp blow upon the Blunderer's helmet with the heavy end of the royal
scepter. It dented in the steel plate, and would have crushed the
gingerbread man's head had it not been so well protected by the helmet.
"I dub you Knight of Phreex," said his Majesty. "Rise, Sir John
Dough--villain no longer, but noble and favored among my subjects!"
John stood up and bowed, although he was slightly dazed by the
force of the blow.
"Long live the gentle Kinglet of Phreex," he managed to say. And
Chick clapped two chubby hands with glee, and whispered: "Well done, my
"You please me, Sir John," remarked the little kinglet, swelling
out his chest complacently. "I wish all the people of Phreex were so
polite and discerning." Then he looked around and inquired: "Where's Sir
Austed Alfrin, the Poet Laureate?"
Immediately a drapery parted, and a man with a pale, thin face and
long black hair entered and saluted his Majesty with profound respect.
The Poet had a bandage over one eye and hobbled as if lame in one leg.
He was clothed all in black, and his long frock coat had grease spots
down the front of it.
"Have you made me a sonnet to-day?" demanded the little kinglet.
"Yes, my royal Master," answered the Poet; and, pompously
unrolling a scroll, he read in a loud, falsetto voice, these lines:
"There is a wise Kinglet of Phreex,
Whose wit is so great that it leaks;
His brain isn't big,
But who cares a fig
While wisdom from him fairly reeks?"
"Now, that's not so bad," said his Majesty, reflectively. "But
can't you make it a little stronger, Sir Poet?"
"I'll try," replied Austed Alfrin; and after penciling some words
on his tablets he read as follows:
"The Goddess of Wisdom felt sad;
And when asked why she whimpered so bad,
Said: 'There's one, it is true,
Who knows more than I do--
And the Kinglet of Phreex is the lad!'"
"Now that," said his Majesty, "strikes me as being real poetry.
How does it strike you, Sir John Dough?"
"It's fairly good," replied the gingerbread man; "but it hardly
does you justice."
"The Poet doesn't dare do his Majesty justice," said the
Disagreeable Failing. "If he did, there would soon be no Poet."
"There's something in that, too," said the kinglet. "But now,
Sir Austed, write me a sonnet on my new subject, Sir John Dough."
The Poet sighed and began writing on his tablets; and presently
he read this:
"The Kinglet of Phreex, it is said,
Has a Knight made of stale gingerbread;
We could eat him, but yet
The dyspepsia we'd get
Would soon make us wish we were dead."
"That," said John, indignantly, "is rank libel; and if your
Majesty will loan me your scepter, I'll make an end of this Poet in seven
seconds by the clock."
"You have my permission to make mince-meat of him," replied the
"Mercy! mercy, my lord!" screamed the Poet, falling upon his
knees before John and hastily wiping the verse off his tablets, "give me
one more chance, I beg of you!"
"Very well," said the gingerbread knight. "But if it's no better
than the last you shall be discharged. Is it not so, your Majesty?"
"Quite so," laughed the kinglet.
The Poet nervously scribbled another set of lines, which he read
in a voice that trembled with fear:
"The Gingerbread Man is so sweet,
To eat him would be a rare treat;
He's crisp and well spiced,
And you'd find, were he sliced,
That the eggs in him cannot be beat!"
"That's better," said John, "but I'm not sure about the eggs, as
I did not pay much attention when I was mixed. However, this sincere
tribute to my excellence will save you from my displeasure, and you may
The Poet did not wait an instant, but ran from the hall as fast
as his legs would carry him.
The kinglet now dismissed the Failings, who left the royal
presence quarreling and threatening one another, and making so much noise
and uproar that the gingerbread man was glad to see them go.
"Aren't they nice?" asked the kinglet, looking after them. "I'd
like to drown them all in the castle moat, like kittens; but every king,
they say, has his Failings, so I suppose I must keep mine."
He sighed, and continued: "But what did the Poet's sonnet say
about your being crisp and well spiced, and rather good eating were you
"Don't pay any attention to that, your Majesty!" said John,
"But why not?" persisted the kinglet. "I declare, Sir John,
there's something about you that makes me hungry whenever I look at you.
I don't remember having eaten any gingerbread since I was a boy--ahem!--I
mean since I came to rule over the Isle of Phreex. Ho there, my guards!
Fetch me a knife!"
John was now trembling with terror; but Chick said to the
kinglet: "Your Majesty forgets that you are to have pancakes and
maple-syrup for tea. What's the use of spoiling your appetite, when you
know the gingerbread man will keep good for weeks?"
"Are you sure?" asked the kinglet, anxiously. "Are you sure
he'll keep? Won't he get stale?"
"Of course not," answered the child. "He's the kind of
gingerbread that always keeps good. And you mustn't forget he'll be a
credit to the Isle of Phreex; for whoever saw a live gingerbread man
"Nobody," declared the kinglet, positively. "You're right, my
Cherub; I'll save the gingerbread man for another meal, and in the mean
time I can show him off before my people. We pride ourselves, Sir John,
on having a greater variety of queer personages than any other kingdom in
"Then you ought to be careful of them, and not permit them to be
eaten," said John, still anxious. But the kinglet did not seem to hear
"Pancakes and maple-syrup!" muttered his Majesty, longingly.
"Dear me, Chick; I wish tea were ready now."
"So do I," said Chick, laughing; for John Dough was safe from
being eaten just then, whatever might be his future fate, and the child
had saved him by the mention of the cakes and syrup.
But now a sudden hubbub was heard at the door, and in rushed a
number of the royal guard wheeling a big platform on which was seated a
woman so exceedingly fat that she appeared to be much wider than she was
"Here! what's the trouble with Bebe Celeste?" asked the kinglet,
"She has lost two ounces, your Majesty," puffed one of the guards,
wiping the perspiration from his forehead with his coat sleeve.
"Two ounces!" shouted the kinglet. "Now, by the toga of
Samson--by the way, Nebbie, did Samson wear a toga?" He punched the fat
man so severely that Nebbie gave a roar of pain before he answered.
"He wore several, your Majesty!"
"Then, by the several togas of Samson, Bebe Celeste, how dare you
come before me two ounces shy?"
"I didn't come; I was brought," said the fat woman, in a wheezy
"She was weighed in the balance and found wanting," said the
"What was she wanting?" asked the kinglet.
"Two ounces, your Majesty."
The ruler rubbed his pug nose with one finger, in a reflective
"Bebe," said he, "you've been exercising again. You're trying to
The woman began to cry. "'Tain't my fault, your royal giblet--"
"Kinglet, woman!" said the fat man, without opening his eyes.
"Your royal kinglet, I didn't mean to lose a single flutter o'
flesh. But my dog Duo got to quarreling with himself and I got exercised
in my mind--"
"Oh, the loss is in your mind, is it?" interrupted the King. "I
wouldn't mind the loss if I had not forbidden you to exercise at all,
even in your mind."
"I couldn't help it, your fudgesty--"
"Majesty, woman!" said the fat man, sleepily.
"My dog Duo got to quarreling--"
"Bring us the dog, varlets, churls, and vassals!" screeched the
kinglet, in his shrill voice.
The guards stumbled over each other to obey; and presently they
returned leading such a curious animal that John Dough stared at it in
It was a dog, without doubt; or rather, it was a dog's body with a
head and two legs at either end of it. So that when one end walked
forward the other end had to walk backward, and that made the back end
growl angrily. But the same end was not always the back end of the dog;
for first one head, and then the other, would prove strongest, and drag
the curious animal forward.
When this double dog, which was named Duo, was brought in, both
heads were snarling and barking in a very noisy manner. But however much
enraged they were, they could never get together to do one another
"Be silent!" yelled the kinglet, annoyed at the clamor.
But the dog's heads paid no attention to the command.
"Very well," said his Majesty; "I'll put a stop to your noise for
good and all! Here, you guards, fetch me the Royal Executioner!"
The fat lady began crying anew at this, and presently the door
opened and a young girl entered the hall. She was clothed in simple
robes of pure white, over which her loose brown hair flowed in a soft
cloud. Her eyes were large and dark and very gentle in expression, and
her cheeks were fair as a lily. In one hand the maid bore a long sword,
the naked blade of which shone brightly in the light. In the other hand
was a sharpening-stone, and as she bowed before the kinglet she rubbed
the stone gently against the keen edge of the blade.
Although the dog's heads were still quarreling, and Bebe Celeste
still weeping, it was upon John Dough that the Royal Executioner first
turned her eyes.
"I hope it isn't this one, your Majesty!" she said, in a voice of
disappointment; "for he won't bleed at all, being made of cake."
"I beg your pardon," exclaimed John, hastily. "I am not cake,
"It's just the same," she answered, sighing, "you wouldn't bleed
if I cut you into bits."
"Why are you so bloodthirsty?" asked John, looking reproachfully
into the girl's gentle eyes.
"Because I'm the Royal Executioner, I suppose," she answered.
"I've held the office ever since my father was destroyed by an
earthquake, but I've never yet executed a single person. The kinglet
calls me in about a dozen times a day, but something always happens to
rob me of my victim. I've worn out three sword blades, sharpening them,
but I've never carved anything yet!"
"Be of good cheer," said his Majesty, "for now you shall see
blood flow like water. This time I am fully resolved to be terrible.
Cut me this snarling cur into two parts!"
"What, the dog?" asked the girl, surprised. And Bebe began to
scream loudly, and the fat man woke up and shook his head, and Chick
patted both heads of the animal tenderly, and a guardsman cried out: "Oh,
no, your Majesty!"
"And why not?" inquired the kinglet.
"Why, this is the most valuable creature in all your dominions!"
said the guard. "Do you desire to rob yourself of such a treasure, your
The kinglet hesitated, and then jabbed the fat man with his
"Is it so, Nebbie?" he asked.
"It is so, my Lord," answered the fat man. "If you want to
butcher anything, cut up a few of the Royal Guards, or mince the
Failings, or carve Chick, the Cherub. But the dog Duo is one of the
remarkable features of your kingdom, and should be preserved at all
hazards. Why, he's worth more than Bebe Celeste."
"That reminds me of Bebe," said the kinglet, looking at the fat
one sternly, "Take her away, guards, and stuff her with mashed potatoes
and pate de foie gras. If she doesn't regain those two ounces in three
days, she'll disgrace my kingdom, and I'll turn her over to the Royal
So the guards trundled away the platform on which the fat lady
sat, and the dog Duo followed, first one head leading, and then the
other. And now his Majesty threw off his ermine robe and laid down the
scepter and scrambled out of the throne.
"The royal audience is ended for to-day," he said, "and now I'll
go and see if those cakes and maple-syrup are ready for tea. And see
here, you Incubator Baby, look after Sir John Dough, and mind that nobody
eats him. If there's one bite gone when I see him again I'll turn you
over to the Royal Executioner--and then there won't be any Incubator
Then his Majesty walked away, chuckling to himself in a very
disagreeable manner. At once the fat Nebbie rolled out of his low seat
and stood up, yawning and stretching out his arms.
"Our kinglet is a hard master," said he, with a sigh, "and I
really wish some one would get up a revolution and dethrone him. He's
been punching my ribs all day long, and I'll be black and blue by
"He's cruel," said Chick, patting the fat man's hand, as if to
"Yet he's too tender-hearted to suit me," complained the lovely
Executioner. "If I could only shed a single drop of blood, I'd feel that
I am of some use in the world."
"How dreadful!" cried John, with a shudder.
"Oh, not at all!" said the girl. "For what's the object of being
an Executioner if one can't execute?" And she tucked the sword under her
arm and took out her handkerchief and went away weeping sorrowfully.
The Freaks of Phreex
"Well, didn't I take care of you all right?" laughed the Incubator
Baby, leading John Dough from the throne-room and up a broad flight of
"Indeed you did," he answered, gratefully. "Really, my dear
Chick, I believe that dreadful kinglet would have eaten me but for you."
"'Course he would" said the Cherub, nodding gayly; "and won't he
be wild when he finds there are no pancakes and maple-syrup for tea?"
John stopped short. "Aren't there?" he asked. "Oh, Chick! I'm
afraid he'll punish you for deceiving him."
"I don't mind," declared the child. "No one shall eat a friend of
mine that I've given my promise to take care of. So come along, John
Dough, and don't worry. I've got a lovely room on the top floor of this
castle, and I'll share it with you."
So John mounted more marble steps, until finally Chick brought him
to a handsome apartment on the third story.
"Here we are!" cried the Baby. "Now, make yourself at home, John,
for we needn't fear the kinglet until to-morrow morning, and then he'll
have forgotten that I fooled him."
Our hero's first act was to take off the Blunderer's heavy armor
and pile it in one corner of the room. When free from the weight of
metal he felt more like himself again, and walked to the window to view
"It's a pretty place, Chick," he remarked.
"Oh, the Isle is all right," answered the child. "It's the people
here that are all wrong, as you'll soon find out. Do you ever eat, John
"Never," said John.
"Then, while you're waiting here, I'll go over to the dairy and
get my milk for tea. You don't mind if I leave you for a few minutes, do
"Not at all," he declared. "But it has just started to rain,
outside; you'll get wet, won't you?"
"That's nothing," laughed Chick. "I won't melt."
"It's different with me," said John, sadly. "If my gingerbread
body got soaked it would fall to pieces."
That made the little one laugh again, and it ran merrily from the
room and left John Dough alone to stare out of the window. There was a
projecting cornice overhead, so he had pushed his head well out to
observe the pretty scenery, when suddenly he heard a voice say, in a tone
Turning toward the left, he saw sticking out of the next window
to his own a long bald head that slanted up to a peak, underneath which
appeared a little withered face that was smiling in a most friendly manner.
John bowed politely.
"Well, well," said the owner of the bald head. "Here's another
curiosity come to our island! Wait a minute, and I'll run in and make
your acquaintance." So presently the bald head, which was perched upon
the body of a little, dried-up looking man, entered John's room and bowed
"I'm Sir Pryse Bocks," he said, "and the remarkable thing about
me is that I'm an inventor, and a successful one. You, I perceive, are a
delicatessen; a friend in knead; I might say, a Pan-American. Ha, ha!"
"Pleased to make your acquaintance," returned John, bowing. "But
do not joke about my person, Sir Pryse. I'm proud of it."
"I respect your pride, sir," said the other. "It's bread in the
bone, doubtless. Ha, ha!"
John looked at him reproachfully, and the little man at once grew
"This island is full of inventors," said he; "but they're all
cranks, and don't amount to anything--except me."
"What have you invented?" asked John.
"This!" said the other, taking a little tube from his pocket.
"You will notice that it often rains--it's raining now, if you'll look
outside. And the reason it rains is because the drops of water fall to
the earth by the attraction of gravitation."
"I suppose so," said John.
"Now, what do people usually do when it rains?" asked the little
"They grumble," said John.
"Yes, and they use umbrellas--umbrellas, mind you, to keep
"And that is quite sensible," declared John.
The bald-headed one gave a scornful laugh. "It's ridiculous!" he
said, angrily. "An umbrella is a big, clumsy thing, that the wind jerks
out of your hand, or turns inside out; and it's a nuisance to carry it
around; and people always borrow it and never bring it back. An
umbrella, sir, is a humbug! A relic of the Dark Ages! I've done away
with the use of umbrellas entirely, by means of this invention--this
little tube, which can be carried in one's pocket!"
He held up a small instrument that looked like a tin whistle.
"How curious!" said John.
"Isn't it? You see, within this tube is stored a Power of
Repulsion that overcomes the Attraction of Gravitation, and sends the
rain-drops flying upward again. You stick the tube in your hatband and
walk out boldly into the rain. Immediately all the rain-drops shoot up
into the air, and before they can fall again you have passed on! It's
always dry where the wearer of this tube goes, for it protects him
perfectly. And when it stops raining, you put it in your pocket again
and it's all ready for another time. Isn't it great, sir? Isn't it
wonderful? Isn't the inventor of this tube the greatest man in the
"I'd like to try it," said John, "for no one needs protection
from the rain more than I do. Being made of gingerbread, it would ruin
me to get wet."
"True," agreed the other. "I'll lend you the tube, with
pleasure. Stick it in your hat-band."
"I have no hat," said John; and then he remembered that he had
left both the baker's hat and his candy cane lying on the sands where he
had first fallen.
"Well, carry the tube in your hand, then," said the inventor.
"It will work just as well that way, but it's not so convenient."
So John took the tube; and having thanked the bald-headed man for
his kindness, he left the room and walked down the stairs and through the
big, empty hall, and so out into the courtyard.
The rain seemed to have driven every one in doors, for not a
person could he see.
Holding the tube upright, he boldly walked into the rain; and it
gave him great pleasure to notice that not a drop fell near him. Indeed,
by looking upward, he could see the falling drops stop short and then fly
toward the clouds; and he began to believe that the bald-headed inventor
was really as great a man as he claimed to be.
After descending the slippery path through the rocks, he crossed
the patch of green, and at last reached the sandy shore, where he found
the baker's hat, soaked through by the rain. As he lifted it he saw the
crooked handle of the candy cane sticking out of the sand, and drew it
forth to find it in excellent condition, little of the dampness having
But now, as John Dough began to retrace his steps, he discovered
that his feet were soft and swollen. For he had been walking on the damp
ground and through the wet grass, and although no rain had fallen upon
his body, his feet were getting to be in a dangerous condition, and the
licorice in them had become sticky. After he had recrossed the grass and
come to the edge of the rocks he began to be frightened, for bits of his
left heel now commenced to crumble and drop in the path; and when he
tried walking on his flabby toes, they were so soggy and soft that he
knew they would not last very long.
While he paused, bewildered, another calamity overtook him. For
the tube suddenly lost its power of repulsion and ceased to work, and the
raindrops began to pelt his unprotected body and sink into his flesh. He
looked around with a groan of dismay, and discovered a round hole, or
tunnel, in the rock near by. Staggering toward this, he entered the
tunnel and found that now no rain could reach him. The floor was smooth
and dry, and in the far distance he saw a light twinkling.
Not daring to walk farther upon his mushy feet, John got down on
his hands and knees and began crawling toward the farther end of the
tunnel. He made slow progress, in that position; but soon he heard a
noise of machinery, and felt the warm air of a furnace coming to meet
him. That gave him courage to proceed, and he crawled onward until he
had reached a large, circular chamber, where a tall man with whiskers
that resembled those of a billy-goat was busily working among a number of
"Hello!" this personage exclaimed, as he saw the gingerbread man.
"What have we here?"
The voice and eyes were alike kindly; so John told the man his
story and asked permission to dry his feet at the glowing furnace.
"Make yourself at home," said the man, and turned to his work
The place was lighted by electricity, and was warm and
comfortable. John put his feet as near to the furnace as he dared, and
soon felt the heat drying up his soaked feet. It was not long, indeed,
before his entire body was as crisp and solid as ever; and then our hero
stood upon his feet and found that the damage to his heel would not
interfere much with his walking.
"What are you doing?" he asked the man.
"Making diamonds," replied the other, calmly. "I suppose I am
the only one in the world who ever succeeded in making real diamonds; but
people did not believe in me, you see, so they sent me to the Isle of
Phreex. Here I have manufactured the finest diamonds the world has ever
known, for no one interferes with my work. Look at these."
He threw back the lid of a large tin box, and John saw that it
was full to the brim with sparkling gems of a clear white color.
"Take some," said the man, offering him a handful. "They are of
no use to me here, because I cannot dispose of them. But I have the
satisfaction of making them, just the same. Help yourself!"
"No, thank you," said John. "I have no use for diamonds, any
more than you have."
"But the time may come when riches will be a great help to you,"
said the man, and picking out three very big stones he began pressing
them into John Dough's gingerbread body, one after the other.
"There!" he exclaimed. "They are now safely concealed, and if
you ever need them you can dig them out and sell them. Those three
stones would be worth several thousand dollars if you ever get into the
world again, where diamonds are valued."
"You are very generous," said John.
"Oh, not at all, I assure you!" said the man, wagging his
goatlike beard with every word he spoke. "In this curious island there
is no value to anything whatever, not even to life. All I can do with my
diamonds here is to stick them into the kinglet's crown and scepter; so
I'm getting a big stock of them laid by. Very soon I shall begin
studding the roof of the throne-room with diamonds, and it will be a
pretty sight to see them glittering in one mass."
"Well," said our hero, "if it has stopped raining, I believe I'll
bid you good-by."
"Never mind the rain," answered the man. "Here is a winding
staircase that leads directly upward into the castle. If you go that
way, the rain cannot reach you. The tunnel through which you entered is
only used for ventilation."
John thanked the good-natured diamond-maker and started to climb
the stairs. There were a good many steps, but after a while he came to a
gallery of the castle, and had little difficulty in finding the passage
that led to his own room.
As he walked along he heard the sound of a piano, and paused at
an open door to peer within the room, for he imagined some one was
pounding upon the keys of the piano with a sledge-hammer. But
immediately a fluffy-haired man looked up and saw him, and the next
instant pounced upon the gingerbread man in much the same way that a cat
would pounce upon a rat, and seized him fast, drew him into the room, and
closed and locked the door.
John was astonished, but the fluffy-haired musician began pacing
up and down the room, swinging his arms and shouting:
"I have it! I have it at last! I am great! I am magnificent!
I am better than Vogner himself!" He paused to glare upon John. "Why
don't you shout, you baked idiot? Why don't you weep with joy?" he
cried. "It is great, I tell you! It is great!"
"What is great?" asked John.
"The symphonie! The divine symphonie, you heartless
molasses-cake, or devil's food, or whatever you are! And I composed
it--I--Tietjamus Toips! I am greater than Vogner!"
"I didn't hear it," said the gingerbread man.
The musician threw himself upon the piano, and produced a
succession of such remarkable sounds that John was surprised.
"Did you understand it?" demanded the fluffy-haired one, jumping
"No," said John.
"No! Of course not! No one can understand it. It is genius!
It will be played at all the great concerts. The critics will write
columns in praise of it. Some folks can understand Vogner a little. No
one can understand me at all! I am wonderful! I am superb!"
"Well," said John, "I'm not a judge. It seemed to me like awful
The musician threw himself upon his knees and burst into tears.
"Thank you, my friend!--my dear friend!" said he, between the
sobs. "Such praise gladdens my heart and makes me very happy! Ah!
glorious moment, in which I produce music that is not understood and
sounds like discord!"
John left the musician still shedding tears of happiness, and
walked to his room.
"The people of this island are certainly peculiar," he reflected;
"and I am very glad indeed that I am an ordinary gingerbread man, and not
He found the bald-headed inventor of the power of repulsion
awaiting him in the room.
"Well, how did the tube please you? Is it not wonderful?" he
"It's wonderful enough when it works," said John; "but it
suddenly quit working, and nearly ruined me."
"Ah, the power became exhausted," returned the man, calmly, "But
that is nothing. It can be easily renewed."
"However," John remarked, "I think that whenever any one uses
your tube as a protection from the rain, he should also carry an umbrella
to use in case of accident."
"An umbrella! Bah!" cried the inventor, and left the room in a
rage, slamming the door behind him.
Presently Chick returned, looking bright and happy as ever; but
when the child heard the tale of John's wanderings in the rain he
received a sound scolding for being so careless.
"You mustn't pay any attention to the inventors," said the Cherub.
"This Isle is full of 'em, and most of their inventions won't work."
"I've discovered that," said John.
"But they're good fun, if you don't take 'em in earnest,"
continued the Baby; "and as it's going to rain all the afternoon I'll
take you around the castle to make some calls on some of the cranks that
John readily agreed to this proposal; so Chick took his hand and
led him through some of the wide halls, stopping frequently to call upon
the different inventors and scientific discoverers who inhabited the
various rooms. They were all glad to see the pretty child and welcomed
John Dough almost as cordially.
One personage presented the gingerbread man with a smokeless
cigar that he had recently invented. Another wanted him to listen to a
noiseless music-box, and was delighted when John declared he could hear
nothing at all. A third wanted him to try a dish of hot ice-cream made
in a glowing freezer, and was grieved because the gingerbread man was
constructed in such a way that it was impossible for him to eat.
"Really," said John, "I don't see the use of these things."
"Oh, they're not useful at all," replied Chick, laughing; "but
these folks are all trying to do something queer, and most of them are
doing it. Now we'll climb this tower, and I'll show you what I call a
really fine invention."
So up they climbed to the top of one of the turrets, winding
round and round a narrow staircase until they came upon a broad platform.
And on this platform rested a queer machine that somewhat resembled a
bird, for it had two great wings and a big body that glittered as
brightly as if it were made of silver.
While they stood looking at this odd contrivance a door in the
body of the bird opened and a young man stepped out and greeted them.
John thought him quite the most agreeable person, in looks and
manner, that he had yet met in the Isle of Phreex; excepting, of course,
his friend Chick. The young man had a sad face, but his eyes were
pleasant and intelligent and his brow thoughtful. In a few polite and
well-chosen words he welcomed his guests.
"This is Imar," said Chick, introducing John; "and he has
invented a real flying-machine."
"One that will fly?" asked John, curiously.
"Of course," said the Baby. "I've had many a ride in it--haven't
"To be sure," replied the young man. "I have often taken Chick
to ride as far as forty yards from the tower. If it did not rain, just
now, nothing would give me more pleasure than to prove to you that my
invention will work perfectly."
"I see you have made it resemble a bird," remarked John, who was
quite interested in the machine.
"Yes," said the dreamy Imar, "and the reason I have succeeded in
my invention is because I have kept close to Nature's own design. Every
muscle of a bird's wings is duplicated in this machine. But instead of
being animated by life, I have found it necessary to employ electric
batteries and motors. Perhaps the bird isn't exactly as good as a real
bird, but it will fly all right, as you shall see when I take you for a
ride in it."
He then allowed John to enter the tiny room in the body of the
bird, which was just big enough to allow two to sit close together. And
in front of the seat were various push-buttons and a silver lever, by
means of which the flight of the machine was controlled.
"It is very simple," said Imar, proudly. "Even Chick could guide
the machine, if properly instructed. The only fault of the invention is
that the wings are too light to be strong, and that is why I do not take
very long trips in it."
"I understand," answered John. "It's quite a distance to the
ground, if anything happened to break."
"True," acknowledged Imar, sadly; "and I do not wish to break my
neck before I am able to make a bigger and better machine."
"That is not to be wondered at," said John. Then he thanked the
inventor and followed Chick down the winding stairs and through the halls
until they again reached their own room, where they sat and talked until
darkness came and drove the Incubator Baby to its snowy couch. As for
the gingerbread man, he never required sleep or rest; so he sat quietly
in a chair and thought of many things until a new day dawned.
By morning the rain had ceased and the sun arose in a blue sky
and flooded the Isle with its warm and brilliant rays. The Incubator
Baby was so happy this pleasant day that it fairly danced away to get its
regular breakfast of milk and oatmeal.
But John Dough's little friend was back at his side before long,
and together they went hand in hand through the halls of the castle to
the throne-room of the kinglet.
They found his Majesty already seated in the throne, with the fat
Nebbie asleep at one side of him and the girl executioner carefully
sharpening her sword on the other side.
"This is my busy day," said the kinglet, nodding graciously to
Chick and the gingerbread man. "There are too many useless people in my
kingdom, and I'm going to kill off some of them. Sit down and watch the
flash of the executioner's sword."
Then he turned to his guards and commanded:
"Bring in the General."
Immediately they ushered before the kinglet a soldierly man
clothed in a gorgeous uniform. His head was erect and his countenance
calm and set. The eyes seemed dull and listless, and he walked stiffly,
as if his limbs were rheumatic.
"Sire, I salute you!" the General exclaimed, in a hollow voice.
"Why am I brought before you as a prisoner--I, the hero of a hundred
"You are accused of being foolish," said the kinglet, with a
broad grin upon his freckled face.
"Sire, at the battle of Waterloo--"
"Never mind the battle of Waterloo," interrupted his Majesty.
"I am told you are scattered all over the world, as the result of your
"To an extent, Sire, I am scattered. But it is the result of
bravery, not foolishness." He unstrapped his left arm and tossed it on
the floor before the throne. "I lost that at Bull Run," he said. Then
he unhooked his right leg and cast it down. "That, Sire, was blown off
at Sedan." Then he suddenly lifted his right arm, seized his hair firmly,
and lifted the head from his shoulders. "It is true I lost my head at
Santiago," he said, "but I could not help it."
John was astonished. The old general seemed to come to pieces
very easily. He had tucked the head under his right elbow, and now stood
before the kinglet on one foot, presenting a remarkably strange
His Majesty seemed interested.
"What is your head made of?" he asked.
"Wax, your Majesty."
"And what are your legs made of?" continued the kinglet.
"One is cork, Sire, and the other--the one I am now standing
"And your arms?"
"Rubber, my kinglet."
"You may go, General. There is no doubt you were very unwise to
get so broken up; but there is nothing left for the Royal Executioner to
The girl sighed and felt the edge of her blade; and the old
general replaced his head, had his leg and arm again strapped to his body
by the guards, and hobbled away after making a low bow before the throne.
Just then a great noise of quarrelling and fighting was heard
near the doorway, and while all eyes were turned toward the sound, a
wooden Indian sprang into the hall, waving a wooden tomahawk over his
head, and uttering terrible war-whoops.
Following him came a number of the Brotherhood of Failings,
trying to capture the Indian. The Awkward tripped up and fell flat on
his face; the Unlucky got in the way of the tomahawk and received a crack
on the head that laid him low; the Blunderer was kicked on the shin so
violently that he howled and limped away to a safe distance. But just
before the throne the Disagreeable, the Bad-Tempered, and the Ugly
managed to throw a rope about the Indian's arms and bind them fast to his
body, so that he ceased to struggle.
"What's the trouble?" asked the kinglet.
"Sir," said the Indian, proudly; "once I had the honor to be a
beautiful sign in front of a cigar store, and now these miserable
Failings dare to insult me."
"He claims his name is Wart-on-the-Nose," answered the
Disagreeable, "and any one can see there is no wart at all on his nose."
"So we decided to fight him," added the Ugly.
"And he dared to resist," said the Bad-Tempered.
"I am a great chief," the Indian declared, scowling fiercely. "I
am made of oak, and my paint is the best ready-mixed that can be
"But why do you claim your name is Wart-on-the-Nose?" asked the
"I have a right to call myself what I please!" answered the
Indian, sulkily. "Are not white girls called Rose and Violet when they
have not that color? John Brown was white and Mary Green was white. If
the white people deceive us about their names, I also have a right to
"Now, by my--my--my--" The kinglet jabbed the fat man with his
"Halidom!" yelled Nebbie, with a jump.
"By my halidom!" said the kinglet, "I will allow no one in my
kingdom to tell an untruth. There being no wart on your nose, you must
die the death! Executioner, do your duty!"
The Failings tripped up the Indian so that he fell upon his face,
and then the girl advanced solemnly with her sword.
Three times she swung the glittering blade around her head, and
then she glanced at the kinglet and said:
"Well, what?" asked his Majesty.
"Isn't it time to change your mind?"
"I'm not going to change my mind in this case," said the kinglet.
"Chop off his head!"
At this the girl screamed and drew back.
"Do you really mean it?"
"Oh, your Majesty, I couldn't hurt the poor thing!" sobbed the
Executioner. "It would be simply awful! Please change your mind, as you
always have done."
"I won't," said the kinglet, sternly. "You do as I tell you,
Maria Simpson, or I'll have you executed next!"
The girl hesitated. Then she took the sword in both her hands,
shut her eyes, and struck downward with all her might. The blade fell
upon the Indian's neck and shivered into several pieces.
"He's wood, your Majesty," said the Executioner. "I simply can't
cut his head off."
"Get a meat cleaver!" cried the kinglet. "Do you suppose I'll
allow Wart-on-the-Nose to live when he hasn't any wart on his nose? Get
the cleaver instantly!"
So the girl brought a big meat cleaver, and lifting it high in
the air, struck the Indian's neck as hard as she could.
The cleaver stuck fast in the wood; but it didn't cut far enough
to do much harm to the victim. Indeed, Wart-on-the-Nose even laughed,
and then he said:
"There's a knot in that neck--a good oak knot. You couldn't chop
my head off in a thousand years!"
The kinglet was annoyed.
"Pull out that cleaver," he commanded.
The girl tried to obey, but the cleaver stuck fast. Then the
Failings tried, one after another; but it wouldn't budge.
"Never mind, leave it there," said the Indian, rolling over and
then getting upon his feet. "It won't bother me in the least. In fact,
it will make a curious ornament."
"Look here, Sir John Dough," said the kinglet, turning to the
gingerbread man; "what am I going to do? I've said the Indian must die,
because he has no wart on his nose. And I find I can't kill him. Now,
you must either tell me how to get out of this scrape or I'll cut your
head off! And it won't be as hard to cut gingerbread as it is wood, I
This speech rather frightened John, for he knew he was in great
danger. But after thinking a moment he replied:
"Why, it seems to me very easy to get out of the difficulty, your
Majesty. The Indian's only offense is that he has no wart on his nose."
"But that is a great offense!" cried the kinglet.
"Well, let us whittle a wart on his nose," said John, "and then
all will be well."
The kinglet looked at him in astonishment.
"Can that be done?" he asked.
"Certainly, your Majesty. It is only necessary to carve away
some of the wood of his nose, and leave a wart."
"I'll do it!" shouted the kinglet, in great delight. And he at
once sent for the Royal Carpenter and had the man whittle the Indian's
nose until a beautiful wart showed plainly on the very end.
"Good!" said the King.
"Good!" echoed the Indian, proudly. "Now none of those miserable
Failings dare say my name is not suitable!"
"I'm very sorry about that cleaver," remarked the kinglet.
"You'll have to carry it around wherever you go."
"That's all right. I'll add to my name and call myself
Wart-on-the-Nose-and-Cleaver-in-the-Neck. That will be a fine Indian
name, and no one can prove it is not correct."
Saying this, the wooden Indian bowed to the kinglet, gave a
furious war-whoop, and stalked stiffly from the room.
"Bring on the next prisoner!" shouted the kinglet, and both Chick
and John gave a gasp of surprise as Imar was brought into the room. The
inventor of the flying-machine, however, did not seem the least bit
frightened, and bowed calmly before the throne.
"What's the charge against this man?" inquired the kinglet.
"He's accused of being a successful inventor," said one of the
guards. The other inventors claim no one who succeeds has a right to
live in the Isle of Phreex."
"Quite correct," replied his Majesty. "Cut off his head, Maria."
"Alas, Sire! my sword is broken!" she exclaimed.
"Then get another."
"But I have no other sword that is sharpened," she protested.
"Then sharpen one!" retorted the kinglet, frowning.
"Certainly, your Majesty. But a sword cannot be properly
sharpened in a minute. It will take until to-morrow, at least, to get it
"Then," said the kinglet, "I'll postpone the execution until
to-morrow morning at nine o'clock. "If you're not ready by that time
I'll get a new Royal Executioner and you'll lose your job."
"I shall be ready," said the girl, and walked away arm in arm with
the sad young man, on whom she smiled sweetly.
"It's all right," whispered Chick to John. "Imar won't get hurt,
for the kinglet will forget all about him by to-morrow."
"And now, my guards," said his Majesty, stretching his arms and
yawning, "bring hither my two-legged horse, that I may take a ride around
So presently the guards led in a big, raw-boned nag that had two
legs instead of four, and these two set in the middle of its body. It
seemed rather frisky and pranced around in a nervous manner, so that the
kinglet had great difficulty in mounting the horse's back, whereon was a
saddle made of purple velvet and cloth of gold.
"Hold still, can't you?" cried the kinglet.
"I can; but I won't," said the horse, in a cross tone, for it
appeared the animal was able to talk.
"I'll thrash you soundly, if you don't behave!" screamed the
"I'll kick you in the ribs, if you dare to threaten me!" returned
the horse, laying back its ears. "Why, you miserable little
freckle-faced kinglet, I could run away with you and break your neck, if
I wanted to!"
"That's true," said his Majesty, meekly, "I beg your pardon for
my harsh words. Let us be friends, by all means!"
The horse snorted, as if with contempt, and the guards finally
managed to hoist the little kinglet to his seat upon the animal's back.
"Throw away that mace!" cried the horse.
His Majesty obeyed, at once.
"Now," said the animal, "you sit still and behave yourself, or
I'll dump you over my head. Understand?"
"I understand," said the kinglet.
"Very good!" declared the horse. "When you're on your throne
you're a tyrant; but when you're on horseback you're a coward, because
you're at my mercy, and you know it. Now, we are off."
The beast pranced down the hall and out of the arched entrance,
bearing the kinglet upon his back; and when they were gone John and Chick
started to take a walk along the beach of the seashore.
But no sooner had they stepped into the courtyard than an awful
yell saluted their ears, and before them stood the form of the terrible
"He must have broken loose!" cried Chick. "Let us run, John
Dough, before he can eat you."
At once John turned to fly, with Chick grasping his hand to urge
him on. Ali Dubh had indeed succeeded in breaking through the iron
grating of his prison, and had even managed to untie his hands. But his
legs were still firmly bound together from his ankles to his knees, so
that he could only move toward them by hopping.
Nevertheless, at the sight of the gingerbread man, who was mixed
with his precious Elixir, the Arab began bounding toward his victim with
long hops, and had John and Chick not run so fast as they did it is
certain the Arab would soon have overtaken them. Through the throne-room
they fled, with Ali Dubh just behind them, and then they began mounting
the marble stairways to the upper stories of the castle.
Their pursuer, nothing daunted by his bound legs, hopped up the
stairs after them with remarkable swiftness.
"Hurry!" cried Chick; "hurry, John Dough, or you'll be eaten."
They came to the second flight of stairs, and still the Arab
"We are lost," said John, in despair. "He'll surely get me this
But Chick tugged at his puffy brown hand and hurried him on, for
the Incubator Baby at that very moment thought of a clever way to save
the gingerbread man. Still holding John's hand, the child ran through
the upper passages to the foot of the tower of Imar, and began climbing
up the steep stairs as fast as possible. Luckily for the fugitives,
these stairs to the tower were very difficult for Ali Dubh to climb by
hopping. When he was half-way up he lost his balance and tumbled down
again, and this accident gave John and Chick time to enter the body of
the bird flying-machine, which still lay stretched upon the roof of the
"Quick!" shouted the child, shutting and fastening the silver
door behind them. "Pull over that lever, and away we go!"
"Is it safe?" asked John, hesitating.
"Is it safe to be eaten?" inquired Chick.
John quickly grabbed the lever, pulled it over, and the huge bird
fluttered its wings once or twice and rose slowly into the air. It
sailed away from the roof just as the Arab appeared at the top of the
"Stop!" screamed Ali Dubh. "You're mine, John Dough. Come back
and be eaten."
"Don't mind him," said the Cherub, peeping at the Arab through a
little window in the bottom of the bird's body. "And don't worry about
this flying-machine, either. Imar has told me how to run it, and it will
carry us somewhere, never fear. This button that I pushed is to start
it, and there's another button somewhere to stop it."
"Where?" asked John.
"I don't remember. But never mind that; we don't want to stop
just yet, anyhow."
John stooped to look through the little window, and saw spread
out beneath him the Isle of Phreex. The Brotherhood of Failings stood
upon the shore watching the flight of the machine, and the kinglet was
riding along calmly upon his two-legged horse without any idea that the
Incubator Baby and the gingerbread man were leaving his kingdom for good
and all and he would probably never see them again.
The great bird flew steadily westward, and Chick laughed and
chatted, and seemed to enjoy the journey immensely. They were flying
over the ocean now, and before long the Isle they had left became a mere
speck upon the water.
"Where are we going?" John asked.
"I don't know," answered Chick.
"What land lies in this direction?"
"I haven't the faintest idea," said the Baby.
John became thoughtful.
"How long will this machine fly?" he inquired.
"Who knows?" said Chick. "Imar was always afraid to go very far
from the island with it. We'll just have to wait and find out."
This was not very encouraging, but it was too late to return now,
the Isle of Phreex being lost in the vastness of the great sea.
Moreover, John reflected that he would be in greater danger there from
Ali Dubh than in riding in an untried flying-machine. The only thing to
do was to continue the flight through the air until they sighted some
other land--provided the machine did not suddenly break down. It seemed
to be all right just at present, and John's admiration of Imar's genius
in constructing it grew steadily as the bird flopped on and on without a
sign of giving out.
Chick wasn't frightened, that was certain. The Baby laughed and
sang little songs, and seemed as happy and contented as when upon firm
land; so John gradually forgot his fears. The sun had sank low upon the
horizon, and was looking for a good place to dive into the sea, when the
voyagers discovered something far ahead of them that glittered brightly
upon the water. Neither could determine what the glitter meant, until
they drew nearer and saw a small, rocky islet, upon which was perched an
enormous palace that seemed to be made of pure gold, having many crystal
windows set in its domes and sides.
"It is certainly a beautiful place," said John. "Let us land
upon the islet."
"All right," returned Chick. "I'll see if I can find out which
button stops the thing."
The Baby pushed one of the buttons, and at once the bird shot up
higher into the air.
"That isn't it!" cried John, in sudden alarm.
Chick pushed another button, and the machine began whirling
around in short circles.
"Dear me!" said John; "what's going to happen to us?"
Chick laughed and pushed another button.
"One of 'em must be to stop," declared Chick, cheerfully; "and
there's only two more left."
The bird paused, with a quick trembling of its wings, and slowly
"Oh, now we're all right," gayly announced the queer child, "for
there's only one button left; and when I push it, John Dough, you must
pull back the silver lever and steer straight for the golden palace."
Down, down they sank, and fortunately the descent was made to the
flat roof of a wing of the palace. When they had almost reached it,
Chick, who was watching the roof through the little window, pushed the
last button, while John threw over the lever.
Immediately the flying-machine fell with a thump that made the
gingerbread man's candy teeth knock together.
"Wow!" said Chick. "That was a jolt and a half! I hope
"I don't believe I will ever ride in it again," said John,
smoothing the wrinkles out of his frosted shirt-front and pulling the
baker's hat off his eyes, where it had become jammed. "These air-ships
are too dangerous to suit me."
"Why, the bird has saved your life, and it may save it again,"
said Chick. "For my part, I rather like flying through the air. You
never know what's going to happen next. And see how lucky we are! This
is the only part of the palace roof that is flat, and we struck it to a
dot. If we'd fallen upon one of those spikes"--pointing to the numerous
spires and minarets--"our clocks would have stopped by this time."
"You have a queer way of expressing yourself, my friend," said
John, looking upon the child gravely. "The vast knowledge I gained by
means of the Elixir taught me nothing of your methods of twisting
"That's too bad," answered Chick. "I can't always figure out
what you mean to say; but you always know what I mean, don't you?"
"Almost always," John acknowledged.
"Then don't complain," said the Baby, sweetly; and the
gingerbread man looked at his feet with a puzzled expression, and then
back into the child's smiling face, and sighed.
By this time they had climbed out of the bird's body and stood
upon the roof. It was so high above the rocks that it made John dizzy to
look down; but Chick soon discovered a trap-door that led downward into
the palace by means of a tiny staircase. They descended the stairs, and,
having pushed aside a heavy drapery that hung across a doorway, came upon
a broad passage running through the upper story of the palace. This led
to still another passage, and still another; but although they turned
this way and that in the maze of passages, no living person did they meet
with. The tiled floors and paneled walls were very beautiful and
splendid; but they were so much alike that our adventurers completely
lost their way before they came by accident to a broad staircase leading
downward to the next story. These stairs were covered with soft
carpeting and the balusters were of filigree gold. Still no one was to
be seen either on the stairs or in the passages, and the palace was
silent as could be.
They found another staircase, by and by, and descended to the
main floor of the palace, passing through magnificent parlors and
galleries, until finally a hum of pleasant voices reached their ears.
"I feel much relieved," said John, "for I had begun to think the
place was uninhabited."
"Let us go on," replied Chick, "and see who these people are."
Turning first to the right and then to left, and now following a
high-arched marble passage, the adventurers suddenly found themselves
before heavy draperies of crimson velvet, from beyond which came clearly
the sounds of laughter and the merry chattering of many people.
They pushed aside the draperies and entered a splendid domed
chamber of such exquisite beauty that the sight made even Chick pause in
All around the sides and in the ceiling were set handsome windows
made of bits of colored glass, so arranged that they formed very pleasing
pictures. Between the windows were panels of wrought gold having many
brilliant gems set in the metal. The floor was covered with priceless
rugs of quaint patterns, and the furniture consisted of many settees and
easy-chairs designed to afford the highest degree of comfort.
Fountains of perfumed waters sparkled here and there, falling
into golden basins; and little tables scattered about the room bore trays
of dainty refreshments.
Seated within the room were groups of ladies and gentlemen, all
clothed in gorgeous apparel, soft of speech, graceful and courteous in
demeanor, and with kindly faces.
These looked up with joyous surprise as the gingerbread man and
Chick entered, and the gentlemen all arose and bowed politely to the
"Welcome!" cried the ladies, in a soft chorus; and then two of
their number came forward and led their unexpected guests to seats in the
very center of the room. Others offered them refreshment, of which Chick
eagerly partook, for the child was hungry. John Dough was obliged to
explain that he did not eat, and they accepted his speech very graciously
and did not remark at all upon his unusual personality.
When the child had finished eating, John said:
"May I ask what palace this is, and who rules upon this island?"
The ladies and gentlemen exchanged significant looks, and smiled;
but one made answer, in a deferential voice:
"Good sir, this is the Palace of Romance; and we have no ruler at
all, each one of our number having equal power and authority with the
"We pass our time," said another, "in telling of tales of romance
and adventure; and, whenever a stranger comes to our palace, we require
him to amuse us by telling all the stories he may know."
"That is a fair requirement," replied John. "I think I shall
like this Palace of Romance, although I do not know many tales."
"The more tales you know the longer you may enjoy our palace,"
one of the ladies remarked, earnestly.
"How is that?" asked John, surprised.
They were silent for a time, and ceased laughing. But finally
one of the gentlemen said:
"Our laws oblige us to destroy every stranger, after he has
related to us all the stories he knows. It grieves us very much to tell
you this; but the laws cannot be changed, and the death is very simple
and without much pain. For you will be dropped through a trap into a
long slide leading to the bottom of the sea; and it is said there is
little discomfort in drowning."
Now, at this John looked pale and worried, and even the laughing
Chick became thoughtful. Several of the ladies wiped their eyes with
delicate handkerchiefs, as if in sorrow for their fate, and the men all
"Why can we not live, and join your pleasant party?" asked John.
"Why are your laws so severe regarding strangers?"
"We number exactly one hundred--fifty ladies and fifty
gentlemen," was the reply. "And, as the island is small, a large number
of people would crowd the palace and rendere it uncomfortable. We do not
entice strangers here; but neither dare we permit them to escape and tell
the world of our pleasant home; for then the ocean would be white with
the ships of curious people coming to visit us. So, long ago, the laws
were enacted obliging us to destroy whatever strangers chanced upon our
retreat. But you are in no immediate danger. As long as your stories
last you will live; and while you live you shall enjoy every pleasure our
John tried to think how many stories he knew through the virtue
of the magic Elixir; but the startling news he had just heard so confused
his mind that it drove all recollection of romance out of his head.
"Never mind," whispered Chick. "All stories except the true ones
have to be made up; so I'll make up some. And don't you worry, John
Dough. I've been in worse boxes than this, I can tell you."
The gingerbread man didn't know exactly what Chick meant, but the
tone of confidence relieved his embarrassment and inspired him with hope.
The ladies and gentlemen set Chick and John in the center of their group
and drew their chairs around them and prepared to listen attentively to
the child's story.
One might suppose the Incubator Baby's lifetime had been so brief
that it knew no stories at all; but Chick was full of imagination and
glad of the chance to invent wonderful tales for others to listen to.
And the child had resolved to make the stories so long and so interesting
that a chance of escape from death might finally be discovered. The
flying-machine still rested upon the roof, and if they could manage to
regain it there would be no need of their being dumped through the
trapdoor into the sea.
So Chick began to tell the company a story about an astonishing
Silver Pig that once lived in Dagupan (wherever that may be), and was the
king of all the pigs of that vast country. His squeal could be heard for
seven miles, the child solemnly declared, and the pig's feet were so
swift and tireless that he could have run around the world in a single
day had there been no oceans to stop him.
The ladies and gentlemen were much interested in the story, and
listened very attentively while Chick related a host of wonderful
adventures that befell the Silver Pig. Daylight faded away and the
golden lamps were lighted, but still the Incubator Baby kept the story
Finally one of the company interrupted the tale to say that it
was bedtime and they must all retire, but that Chick should continue the
story on the following day.
That was exactly what the Cherub wanted, and presently John and
his comrade were escorted to beautiful rooms, and the company of ladies
and gentlemen had bidden them a gracious and kindly good-night.
"How long is that story of the Silver Pig?" asked John, when they
were alone in their room.
"As long as I want to make it," answered Chick, brightly.
"But suppose they get tired of it?" John suggested, timidly.
"Then they'll finish us and the story at the same time," laughed
the child. "But we won't wait for that, John Dough. This palace isn't a
healthy place for strangers, so I guess the quicker we get away from it
the better. When everybody is asleep we'll go to the place where our
machine lies, up on the roof, and fly away."
"Very good," agreed John, with a sigh of relief. "I had begun to
think we would be killed by these pleasant ladies and gentlemen."
They waited for an hour or two, to be sure all others in the
palace were asleep, and then they crept softly from the room and began to
search for the staircase. The passages were so alike and so confusing
that this was no easy task; but finally, just as they were about to
despair, they came upon the stairs and mounted to the upper story of the
palace. And now they really became lost in the maze of cross passages
that led in every direction, nor could they come to that particular
doorway that led to the stairs they had descended from the little flat
roof where the flying-machine lay. Often they imagined they had found
the right place; but the stairs would lead to some dome or turret that
was strange to them, and they would be obliged to retrace their steps.
Morning found the child and the gingerbread man still wandering
through the endless passages, and at last they were obliged to abandon
the quest and return to their room.
All that following day the fair-haired, blue-eyed Baby continued
the strange tale of the Silver Pig, while the ladies and gentlemen of the
Palace of Romance seemed to listen with real pleasure. For, long ago,
they had told each other all the stories they could themselves remember
or imagine; so that it was a rare treat to them to hear of the wonderful
adventures of Chick's Silver Pig, and they agreed that the longer the
story lasted the better they would be pleased.
"I hope you will not die for several days," one lady said to the
child, with a sweet smile.
That made Chick laugh.
"Don't you worry about me," was the reply. "If stories will keep
me alive I'll die of old age!"
When bedtime again arrived the tale of the Silver Pig was still
unfinished, and once more Chick and the gingerbread man were courteously
escorted to their chambers.
They spent the second night in another vain attempt to find the
stairs leading to the flat roof, and morning found them as ignorant as
ever of the location of their flying-machine.
In spite of the little one's courage, the task of carrying the
Silver Pig through so many adventures was a very difficult feat, and the
child was weary for lack of sleep. On that third day John fully expected
that Chick's invention would become exhausted, and they would both be
dropped through the trap-door into the sea. Chick thought of the sea,
too, but the thought gave the child one more idea, and it promptly
tumbled the Silver Pig over the side of a ship and landed the adventurous
animal upon the bottom of the ocean, where (Chick went on to say) it
became acquainted with pretty mermaids and huge green lobsters, and
rescued an amaryllis from a fierce and disagreeable sea-dragon. This
part of the tale soon became really exciting, and when bedtime again
arrived the listeners were glad to believe they would hear more of the
famous Silver Pig during the following day.
But Chick knew very well that the story had now been stretched
out to the very limit, and when they were alone the child took the
gingerbread man's hand and said:
"Unless we can find those stairs to-night, John Dough, our jig is
up. For by to-morrow evening I'll be at the bottom of the deep blue sea,
and the fishes will be having a nice supper of soaked Incubator Baby with
gingerbread on the side."
"Please do not mention such a horrible thing," exclaimed John,
with a shiver. "The stairs are surely in existence, for once we came
down them; so let us make one more careful search for them."
This they did, walking for hours up and down the passages,
pulling aside every drapery they came to, but never finding the slender
staircase that led to the flat roof.
Even when it grew daylight they did not abandon the quest; for
they could see their way much better than when feeling along dim passages
by the uncertain light of the moon; and, as the danger grew every moment,
they redoubled their eagerness in the quest.
All at once they heard footsteps approaching; and, as they were
standing in the middle of a long passage, they pressed back against the
marble wall to escape discovery. At once the wall gave way, and John
tumbled backward into another passage, with the Cherub sprawling on top
of him. For they had backed against a drapery painted to represent a
wall of the outer passage, and now found themselves in a place they had
not before explored.
Hastily regaining their feet, the fugitives ran down the passage,
and at the end came suddenly upon another heavy drapery, which, when
thrust aside, was found to conceal the identical flight of steps they had
sought for so long and unsuccessfully.
Uttering cries of joy, Chick and John quickly mounted the stairs
and found themselves upon the flat roof.
The flying bird lay as they had left it, and they were about to
crawl inside when the sound of footsteps mounting the stairs was heard.
"Quick!" shouted the child. "Jump in, John Dough!"
"Is it safe?" asked John, who remembered how they had bumped upon
"Well, it's either air or water for us, my friend, and I prefer
the air," laughed Chick, whose cheeks were red with excitement.
John hesitated no longer and was soon inside the bird's body.
Chick scrambled after and at once pressed the electric button, while John
threw over the silver lever.
The big wings began to flop just as a number of men came upon the
roof, uttering loud cries at the evident attempt of their prisoners to
escape. But the strong pinions of the bird swept them flat, like so many
ten-pins, and before they could get upon their feet again the
flying-machine was high in the air and well out of their reach.
"This invention works better than I thought it would, after
getting that bump," John remarked, as they flew onward over the vast
expanse of rolling waves.
"It's a bit wobbly, though," said Chick. "Don't you notice it
flops a little sideways?"
"Yes," answered John, "and it seems to me the bird does not move
so swiftly as it did at first."
"Guess the 'lectricity's giving out," returned Chick, calmly. "If
it does, what'll happen?"
"We'll be drowned, I suppose," said John. "I don't understand
electricity, for the wisdom I derive from the magic Elixir dates far back
beyond the discovery of electric fluid."
"Your wisdom's bald-headed, I'm afraid," observed the child,
smiling at the solemn countenance of the gingerbread man. "But, say!
Isn't that another island over there?" Chick continued, after a look
through one of the little windows.
"It appears to be an island," replied John, also gazing through
Even as he spoke the bird gave a lurch and swooped downward toward
the sea, tipping at such an angle that Chick and the gingerbread man were
both tumbled off their seats. John's glass eyes had a look of fear in
them, but Chick laughed as merrily as if there was no danger at all, and
began pushing the electric buttons with great vigor, one after another.
The result was that the flying-machine paused, righted itself,
plunged higher into the air, circled around a few times, and then sailed
rapidly toward the west. Chick scrambled back to the seat and threw over
the steering wheel in order to make the machine head directly toward the
island they had seen.
"If we can keep her going till we get to that island, I don't
care what happens afterward," said the child. "But if we're dumped in
the sea I'm afraid we can't swim far."
"I can't swim at all," John returned; "for in three strokes my
gingerbread would become soaked through and fall to pieces. And the
water would dilute the Elixir that I am mixed with and destroy all its
magic powers. By the way, what's the thing doing now?"
"It's getting more wobbly. But never mind. It's lots of fun,
isn't it, John Dough?"
"Not exactly fun," said John, seriously; "but I will admit this
voyage is rather exciting."
Just then something snapped, and they heard a rapid whir of
machinery inside the bird, a squeak that sounded like a wail of despair,
and then a dull crash. The big machine trembled, ceased flopping its
wings, and remained poised in the air like an immense kite.
"It's all up," said Chick. "The thing's busted."
"What's going to happen?" asked John, anxiously.
"Wait and see," returned Chick, with a laugh.
"It's cruel to laugh when we are in such grave danger!" said
"Shucks!" cried the child. "It might be my last laugh, and I'd
be foolish to miss it."
The bird was still floating, for its broad wings were rigidly
spread out to their fullest extent; but every moment the machine sailed
nearer to the sea, and although it was surely nearing the island, neither
John nor Chick could decide whether it would finally succeed in reaching
the shore or fall into the water.
Even the careless Cherub paused with bated breath to watch the
final catastrophe, and John, resigned to whatever fate might befall him,
nevertheless passed the most anxious moments of his brief lifetime.
The bird sailed down, rested upon the water a few feet from the
shore, and floated upon the surface.
Chick and John dared not open the door for fear of letting in the
ocean and so being drowned. Neither could they now see where they were,
for the green water pressed close against the little windows. So they
sat silently within the machine until there came a sudden jar and the
bird rolled over upon one side and lay still.
"We're saved!" cried the Cherub. For now one of the windows was
raised above the water and enabled them to see that the bird had drifted
to the shore of the island and was fast upon the beach.
Chick unfastened the door and crawled out, and then the child
assisted John to leap from the machine to the shore without even wetting
his feet. And it was indeed fortunate they acted so promptly, as no
sooner were they safely upon the island than a big wave dashed up, caught
the broken flying-machine in its grasp, and rolled it out to sea again,
where it quickly sank to the bottom and disappeared from their view
"That's all right," said the child. "I wouldn't care to ride in
the thing again, anyhow. Would you, John Dough?"
"No," answered the gingerbread man. "But what a shame it was to
accuse Imar of being a successful inventor! If the Kinglet of Phreex
could have watched our flight he would know that Imar hasn't solved the
flying-machine problem yet."
"Still, it carried us away from two bad places," said Chick, "and
that's all we wanted of it. Come on, John Dough; let's go and explore
It did not take our adventurers long to discover they were in a
really remarkable place. Near the shore was a strip of land that at
first sight seemed thickly covered with grass; but when Chick examined it
closely it was found to be a mass of tiny trees set close together, and
each tree was full of small and tender green leaves. And, as the trees
were only an inch or two high, they really looked like grass from a
distance and proved to be soft and pleasant to walk upon.
But behind this green sward towered a forest so strange and
magnificent that both Chick and John Dough held their breaths in amazed
awe as they gazed upon it. For they beheld a confused group of the most
gorgeous plants imaginable, most of them having broad leaves as big as
the sails of a ship and of exceedingly vivid colorings. There were violet
and carmine leaves side by side with brilliant yellows and pinks, blues
and ambers, and among them great bunches of pure white leaves that in
fairness rivaled those of a lily. Some of the huge forest plants were
low and broad--no taller than an ordinary house--but many of them shot up
into the sky like spires and church steeples. And another strange thing
was the fact that they were all filled with clusters of flowers of many
beautiful shapes and designs. And the flowers were of various tints of
greens--running from a delicate pea-green through all the different
shades to bright emerald, and then to deep bottle-greens. Yet the
flowers were the only green colors in all the vast forest of brilliant
plants--which glowed so magnificently under the rays of the sun that the
eyes of our friends were fairly dazzled as they gazed.
"My!" gasped Chick. "Isn't it splendiferous, John Dough?"
"It is, indeed very gorgeous and beautiful," answered the
gingerbread man. "But has it occurred to you, little friend, that there
may be nothing for you to eat in all this wilderness of color."
"Eat?" exclaimed Chick. "Why, John Dough, I'm hungry this very
minute! I haven't had a bite to eat since I left the Palace of Romance,
and now you mention it, I'm half starved. But perhaps there isn't a
smitch of oatmeal or cream on all this island!"
"Couldn't you eat anything else?" asked John.
"Oh, I could, I suppose. But other food might make me ill, you
know. Incubator Babies have to be very careful of their diet."
"But if you don't eat you will die," said John; "so it will be
best for you to dine upon whatever you may find."
"There may be fruits in the forest," said Chick, thoughtfully;
"but it's such a queer forest that quite likely the fruits are
"Still, you'd better try them," persisted the gingerbread man.
"If you don't you'll die; and if you are poisoned you'll die. But there
is a chance of your finding healthful fruits instead of poisonous ones.
I regret that in all my store of wisdom, derived from the Arabian Elixir,
there is no knowledge of such a forest or the fruits these gay plants may
"Well, you wait here till I come back," said Chick, more
cheerfully. "I'll explore and see what I can find. There's no need to
worry until the time comes, anyhow."
With that the little one waved a chubby hand toward John Dough,
and then ran into the forest and disappeared beneath the great purple and
orange colored leaves.
And now it occurred to the gingerbread man to make an examination
of himself and see what an extent of damage he had suffered since he had
come, hot and fresh, from Monsieur Jules' bakery.
His lovely shirt-front was cracked in several places and speckled
with tiny black spots where the powder of the rocket had burned it. His
left shoulder was also blackened with burned powder, and he had lost one
of the lozenge buttons from his red vest. Also, one of his heels was
slightly crumbled, and there were three marks in his body where the
diamonds had been pressed into him, beside the lance-thrust of the
These damages were not at all serious, however, and he was
beginning to congratulate himself upon his escape, when he discovered a
curious sensation in his nose. Raising his hand, he found that the
extreme end of his nose had been chipped off in some way during his
escape from the Palace of Romance, and this rather marred his personal
appearance. The discovery made him sigh regretfully; and when he looked
around, in the newly arrived sunlight, it seemed that his vision had
become in some way twisted and unnatural. He could not understand this
at first, and rose to his feet rather dazed and unhappy. Then an idea
occurred to him, and he felt of his glass eyes and found that one--the
left eye--had become loose in its socket and turned inward, making him
cross-eyed. He remedied this by turning it with his fingers until it
looked straight ahead again, and matched the other eye; but often
thereafter that left eye would get twisted and bother him until he turned
it straight again.
While he awaited Chick's return, John strolled to the edge of the
forest and sat down upon a big yellow mushroom that was strong enough to
bear his weight. It seemed to be a peaceful island, and the gingerbread
man was well pleased with his surroundings, having at that time no idea
of all the desperate adventures that were to befall him before he saw the
last of those brilliant shores.
From his feet the beach sloped gently to meet the waves of the
blue ocean, and on the sands were many shells of curious shapes and
colors. The breath of the wind was full of the fragrance of the flowers,
and in the forest plants many birds sang sweet songs.
As he watched the waves, the birds, and the flowers, John heard a
slight rustling sound, and turning his glass eyes downward saw at his
feet a small animal which sat upon its haunches and regarded him with big
and earnest eyes.
"Who are you?" asked the gingerbread man; "and what is your
"My name is Pittypat, and I'm a rabbit," answered the animal.
"But tell me, please, who you are, and what may be your name; for I have
never seen your like before."
"I am a gingerbread man, and my name is John Dough," he replied,
readily. And then, more anxiously, he asked: "Do you eat gingerbread,
"No, indeed," was the reply. "I prefer clover and sweet roots.
But please answer another question. How is that you understand my
language, and can talk to me?"
"I cannot tell you that, I'm sure," said John, "unless it's the
effect of the Elixir. That seems to be responsible for almost
everything, you know."
The rabbit did not know, of course, and looked at its new
acquaintance in a puzzled sort of way.
"Are there any more like you on this island?" inquired John Dough
"Oh, yes; there are lots of us!" exclaimed the rabbit. "But not
so many of us as there are Mifkets."
"And what is a Mifket?" asked John.
"A sort of creature that is neither an animal nor a man,"
answered Pittypat. "And the Mifkets rule this island because they are
bigger and fiercer than we rabbits are. Also I know many squirrels and
birds and mice, and the Fairy King of the beavers--for I am well
acquainted here. But I do not like the Mifkets, and scamper away when
they come near. There is a bouncing brown bear, also, who lives on a
hill yonder, and once he claimed to be king of all the animals. But the
Mifkets found out that our bear is not nearly so dreadful as he seems; so
they refused to obey him, and now have a king of their own. For my part,
however, I like the brown bear best of all our inhabitants, for he has a
jolly nature and never hurts any one."
"But are there no men--no people like me upon this island?" asked
"No one like you, most surely," answered Pittypat, staring at the
gingerbread man with its big eyes. "But as for human creatures, there
are three who dwell with the Mifkets, near the other side of the forest."
"Dear me!" sighed John; "I'm sorry to hear that. Who are the
"Well, one is the Princess, and the Princess is very beautiful
and lovely," answered Pittypat. "She isn't much bigger than the child I
saw here with you a few minutes ago; but our little Princess is beloved
by every creature on the island--except, perhaps, the Mifkets, who love
"Does the Princess live in a palace?" asked John.
"Oh, yes; a beautiful palace made by bending downward the big
leaves of the roi-tree and fastening the ends to the ground. One of the
leaves is left loose, for a doorway, and in the room thus formed the
Princess lives in great state and loneliness, and sleeps upon a bed of
"Does she like gingerbread?" inquired John, after a thoughtful
"I don't believe she knows what gingerbread is," the rabbit
replied. "But you may be sure the Princess will not harm you, however
fond she might be of gingerbread."
"I'm glad to hear that," said John. "But your Princess is the
only one of the three human creatures you mentioned. Who are the
"Her father and mother," said the rabbit. "The three landed here
in a small boat some years ago. They were shipwrecked, I suppose, and
the boat is still lying upon the north shore. But the terrible Mifkets
captured the father and mother of the Princess and made them slaves, to
wait upon them and obey their wishes; and as the little girl was delicate
and not very strong, they let her live by herself in the palace of the
roi-tree, and mocked her by calling her a Princess. If she grows up to
be strong I think they will make her a slave, too; but she is so frail
and weak that none of us rabbits believe she will live very long."
"This is all very interesting," said John. "I'd really like to
meet these humans."
"Then come with me and I will guide your steps to where they
are," promised the rabbit.
"I must wait until Chick comes back," said the gingerbread man,
looking toward the plant forest.
"Is Chick the child I saw going into the forest?" asked the
"Yes," replied John. "It's an Incubator Baby and very jolly and
kind. Chick ought to be back in a few minutes."
"I'm rather nervous when children are around," declared the
rabbit, hesitating. "Are you sure Chick is kind?"
"Very," said John, with conviction; "so don't you worry, friend
At that moment the Cherub came running up with both hands full of
fruits, which were indeed odd in shape, but delicious in odor and
enticing in appearance.
"I won't starve, John Dough!" was the merry greeting. "The
forest is full of fruit plants, and I've eaten some already, and haven't
been poisoned. But where did you find this pretty rabbit? And how tame
it seems to be!"
"It's a friend of mine named Pittypat, and I've discovered I can
speak its language," replied John. "Also there's a Princess living near
by, and Pittypat has promised to guide us to her royal palace."
"All right!" exclaimed Chick, busily eating of the fruit. "Let's
John turned to the little animal beside him and said, in the
rabbit language: "We are ready to start, my friend."
"You'll have to meet the Mifkets, you know," said Pittypat,
"Never mind; we're not afraid," answered John, boldly; and Chick,
who as yet had heard nothing of the Mifkets, continued to munch the fruit
with perfect composure.
So the rabbit whisked around, lifted its big ears a moment,
sniffed the air, and then sprang away with long and graceful leaps along
a tiny path that led through the magnificent forest.
John settled the baker's hat (which was showing distinct signs of
having been frequently crumpled) upon his gingerbread head, picked up the
remains of his candy cane, and followed the guidance of the white rabbit.
Chick came after, tripping lightly along the path. Before they had gone
very far beneath the bright-hued, mammoth foliage Pittypat gave a sudden
whisk and disappeared from sight, having popped into a hole. John Dough,
of course, stopped and gazed around with his glass eyes to see what had
become of his new friend, and at the same moment a queer creature dropped
from an overhead leaf and stood in the path of the gingerbread man.
Another followed, and still another, and the three strange beings looked
at John curiously, as if as much surprised at the meeting as he could be.
Chick pressed close to the side of the gingerbread man and stared with
big eyes at the new arrivals.
Perhaps nowhere else in all the world could be found such unusual
creatures as these Mifkets. Their heads had the appearance of coconuts,
and were covered with coarse hair clipped close, and turning upward until
it ended in a sharp peak at the very top. Their faces were like putty,
with small, beady eyes that glittered brightly, flat noses, and wide,
grinning mouths. The Mifkets' bodies were shaped like pears, and their
legs were short and their arms long. For clothing they wore gay leaves
of the forest plants, twisted and woven together in quite a clever way;
and taken all together, they were as unlike any creatures that inhabit
our part of the world as can well be imagined.
"Ah, these must be the beings called Mifkets," remarked John
Dough, speaking aloud in a language he had never used before, but that
seemed well fitted to such creatures.
"That's easy enough to guess," retorted one of the group, coming
nearer to the gingerbread man and impudently thrusting forward its
putty-like face, which it wrinkled and distorted in a disturbing manner.
"It's easy enough to tell we're Mifkets; but what in the name of
Jucklethub are you? And what strange child of the human's is this with
"I'm a gingerbread man," answered John, with dignity; "and this
is my friend Chick."
"We know what a man is; and we know what a child is; but what's
gingerbread?" demanded another of the Mifkets.
"I'm gingerbread," said John.
"We'll take your word for it," growled the third creature. And
then it added: "What are you doing here?"
"Standing still, just now," said John, gravely.
To his surprise all three began laughing at this reply, and they
seemed so greatly amused that one hit another a merry cuff upon the ear,
which he in turn passed on to the third. But the third--the growling
one--turned suddenly upon John Dough and gave him such a sounding cuff
upon the side of his head that the blow dazed him for a moment. At this
Chick doubled two fat fists and ran at the queer Mifkets so fiercely that
they were greatly astonished at the angry buffets they received, and fell
back a few steps from the path. Immediately John Dough recovered his
wits and aimed a strong blow with the candy cane at the wild people of
the forest. Much to his astonishment it sent all three of them tumbling
to the ground--one overturning the others. For so great was the energy
and strength lent to his gingerbread arm by the magic Elixir that the
Mifkets could not stand before it.
Chick laughed merrily at the howls of their enemies, who quickly
scrambled to their feet and leaped into the leaves of the giant plants,
where they were hidden from sight. But the sound of their rapid retreat
could be heard until it died away in the distance.
Then the rabbit stuck its nose from the hole in which it had
hidden and said:
"Bravely done, little one. Bravely done, John Dough. Yet I warn
you to beware these wicked Mifkets, who will now consider you both their
"I don't care," said Chick, "and I'm not afraid," added John, who
was quite pleased to find himself so powerful.
"Well, let us continue our journey," suggested Pittypat; "for I
want you to meet our sweet Princess. But I advise you, whenever you meet
with more of those Mifkets, to try to be friendly with them. There are
hundreds of them, you know, and only two of you."
"That sounds like good advice," acknowledged John.
Again they started along the path, and presently it led them out
of the forest to another part of the shore of the island, where a rocky
headland curved into the sea in the shape of a new moon, forming a pretty
bay, on which floated a small boat at anchor. On the inner edge of this
headland and facing the bay stood a tall plant, whose broad colored
leaves were bent downward to form a dome-shaped room, one leaf being
turned up to make an opening that served as a door.
"You must whistle at the door, and the Princess will appear,"
said Pittypat. "I cannot talk with her as I do with you, Mr. Dough; so
I'll leave you now, and run home to tell my folks of the new friends I
have found." With these parting words away darted the rabbit, and John
and Chick shyly approached the novel palace of the Princess.
"Can you whistle, Chick?" asked the gingerbread man; and the
Baby, in reply, made so shrill a sound through the puckered pink lips
that John gave a start of surprise.
Almost immediately a girl appeared in the doorway of the
plant-palace, and both John and Chick bowed low and then stood motionless
to stare at the beautiful face that confronted them. For this mock
Princess of the Mifkets was quite the loveliest and sweetest maiden that
any one has ever looked upon; and so round and innocent were her clear
eyes and so gentle and winning her smile, that to see her but once was to
love her dearly. John did not marvel that the wild creatures of the
forest had set this girl apart as too hallowed to become either their
slave or companion; and he instantly accepted this shipwrecked waif as a
real Princess, and from that moment worshiped loyally at her shrine.
Chick, standing solidly with brown feet spread wide apart, chubby
fists clutching the last of the forest fruits, and tangled locks flowing
carelessly around the laughing face, was a strong contrast to the little
lady who advanced from the door with dainty steps to welcome the
strangers. The Princess wore a gown of woven leaves plucked from the
island plants, but so slight and graceful was her form that any sort of
dress would be sure to seem fit and becoming if the maid wore it.
"Hello!" said Chick. "We've come to see you."
"I'm glad of that," answered the girl, in a soft voice, as she
came close and kissed the Cherub's rosy mouth. "It has been dreadfully
lonesome in this place without any one to play with or to keep me
company. But may I inquire who you are?"
"This is John Dough," answered the Cherub, briefly; "and I'm
"I'm pleased to make your acquaintance," said the girl. "They
call me the Princess; but that is in mockery, I am sure."
"But are you not treated as a Princess?" asked John.
"Yes; and that is why I am so lonely," the girl replied, sadly.
"The naughty Mifkets have made my poor father and mother their slaves,
and mock me by shutting me in this tree-house and calling it a palace and
me a Princess. But really I am as much a slave as either of my dear
"Can't you go out if you want to?" asked Chick.
"Oh, yes; but the island is small, and there is no one to play
with except Pittypat, who is a white rabbit, and Para Bruin, who is a
bouncing brown bear."
"What strange companions!" said John. "I've met Pittypat, and
like the white rabbit very much; but a bouncing brown bear must be a
"Not at all, I assure you," returned the girl, earnestly. "Just
wait until you meet him, and you'll see that he couldn't hurt any one if
he would, and wouldn't if he could."
"That's all right," said Chick.
"But do the Mifkets illtreat you in any way?" asked John.
"Oh, no; until now they have done me no real injury whatever,"
the Princess answered, "but their tempers are so hateful that I am in
constant fear of them. You must meet the Mifkets, of course, since you
cannot leave this island; and you must obey them as we all do. But
perhaps Mr. Dough, being made of gingerbread, will be treated with more
respect than human beings are."
"Or with less," said John, with a shudder. "Nevertheless, we
will meet the Mifkets boldly, and I am not going to make myself unhappy
by being afraid of them."
"Nor I," said Chick. "They're only beasts."
"Then, if you will please follow me, I will lead you to the
king's village," said the girl; "and there you may see my father and
"Very well," agreed John. "But I must tell you that we have
already encountered three of these creatures, and defeated them easily."
"I pounded 'em like sixty," added the Cherub, with a nod and a
The Princess led them by a path deep into the forest, passing
underneath the broad leaves of the plants, which were so thick that they
almost shut out the daylight and made the way gloomy and fearsome. But
before long a big clearing was reached, in the center of which was a
rocky mound with a broad, flat stone at the very top. All around were
houses made by bending down the huge leaves of the plants and fastening
them to the ground with wooden pegs, thus forming circular rooms. None
of these houses seemed quite so handsome as the palace of the Princess;
but they were big and of many colors, and when our friends stepped into
the clearing a swarm of the Mifket people crowded out of the doorways to
surround the strangers and gaze upon them curiously.
Upon the flat stone in the center of the clearing reclined an
aged Mifket, who was lazily sunning himself, and who seemed to pay no
attention to the chattering of his fellows. Yet it was toward this stone
that the Princess, after a half-frightened look at its occupant, led her
new friends; and all the Mifkets, big and little, followed them and
formed a circle around them and the aged one.
"This is the King," whispered the girl. "Be careful not to anger
Then she knelt humbly before the flat stone that served as a
throne, and John Dough knelt beside her. But Chick stood upright and
laughed at the sight of the lazy Mifket King reclining before them.
The short, coarse hair that covered the head of the King was
white, proving him to be very old; and his raiment was woven of pure
white leaves, distinguishing him from all the others of his band. But he
was not especially dignified in appearance.
Hearing the murmur around him the King slowly rolled his fat body
over and sat up, rubbing his eyes to clear them of the cobwebs of sleep.
Then he looked upon John and Chick and gave a grunt. Immediately a
little man rushed out of a dwelling just back of the throne and hurried
to the King with a gourd filled with water. This the aged Mifket drank
greedily, and while he was thus occupied the Princess grasped the hand of
the little man and pressed it affectionately.
"This is my father," she whispered to John Dough and Chick.
The little man seemed fussy and nervous, but perhaps this was
caused by the fear in which he constantly lived. There was little hair
upon his head, but he wore chin whiskers that were bright red in color
and luxuriant in growth, and harmonized nicely with his light blue eyes.
He wore a faded and ragged suit of blue clothes, to which he had
doubtless clung ever since the days when he had been shipwrecked and cast
upon this island.
John Dough was about to express in polite words his pleasure in
meeting the father of the Princess, when the King, having finished
drinking, suddenly flung the gourd at the little man's head. He ducked
to escape it and the gourd struck the forehead of a big Mifket just
behind and made a sound like the crack of a whip. At once the big
Mifket--who was remarkable for having black hair upon his head instead of
the dingy brown that was common to all the Mifkets--uttered a roar of
rage and aimed a blow at the bald head of the luckless slave. But the
little man ducked this blow also, and then scampered away to the royal
dwelling as fast as his thin legs could carry him.
"Let him go," said the King, speaking sleepily in the Mifket
language. Then he turned to the black one and asked: "Who are these
creatures, Ooboo? and how came they here?"
"I don't know," answered Black Ooboo, sulkily; "the girl brought
"Perhaps I can explain," said John Dough, speaking in their
language. "My friend Chick and I arrived here but a short time ago in a
flying-machine, which unfortunately broke down and prevented us from
getting away again."
The Mifkets looked at the gingerbread man in astonishment. Not
because they had any idea what a flying-machine might be, but to hear
their own language spoken by so queer a personage, filled them with
"Are you one of those miserable creatures called humans?" asked
the King, blinking his eyes at the gingerbread man.
"I cannot, in truth, claim to be precisely human," replied John,
"but it is certain that I possess a degree of human wisdom. It comes
from the Elixir, you know."
"What are you made of?" demanded the King, who was certainly
puzzled by John's words.
Now, the gingerbread man realized that if he told the Mifkets he
was good to eat he would soon be destroyed; so he answered:
"I am made of a kind of material known only to civilized men. In
fact, I am very different from all the rest of the world."
The King didn't understand, and when he didn't understand it made
him very tired.
"Oh, well," said he, lying back in the sun, "just make yourself
at home here, and see that you don't bother me by getting in my way."
That might have ended the interview had not Black Ooboo, scowling
and angry, stepped forward and said:
"If the stranger is to live with us he must fight for the right
to live in peace. It is our custom, your Majesty."
"So it is," returned the King, waking up again. "The stranger
At this decision all the Mifkets howled with delight, and Chick
and the Princess began to be uneasy about their friend. But John said,
"I have never fought with any one, your Majesty; but I'll do the
best I can. With whom must I fight?"
"Why, with Black Ooboo, I suppose," said the King; "and if you
can manage to give him a sound thrashing I'll be your friend for life."
Ooboo scowled first at the King and then at John, and all the
other Mifkets scowled with him, for the black one was seemingly a great
favorite among them.
"Whatever material you may be made of, bold stranger," he said,
"I promise to crush you into bits and trample you into the dust."
Then the crowd having pressed backward, the black Mifket sprang
upon the gingerbread man, with long, hairy arms outstretched as if to
clutch him. But John was quicker than his foe. He grasped Ooboo about
the waist, lifted him high in the air--big and heavy though he was--and
flung him far over the throne whereon the King squatted. The black one
crashed into the leaves of a forest plant and then tumbled to the ground,
where he lay still for a moment to recover from his surprise and the
shock of defeat.
The rabble of Mifkets didn't applaud the fall of their champion,
but they looked upon the gingerbread man with wonder. And the King was
so pleased that he laughed aloud.
"Well done, stranger," said he. "Ooboo needed to be taken down a
peg, and you did it very neatly. Now get away, all of you, and leave me
to sleep." He proceeded to curl himself up once more upon the flat
stone, and the Mifkets obeyed his command and stole away to their
dwellings. John advanced to where Chick and the Princess stood, and the
Cherub patted him on the hand and said:
"I'd no idea you could do it, John. Wasn't it lovely, Princess,
to see him toss that black beast like a football?"
"I'm glad your friend won the fight," answered the girl; "but
Black Ooboo is a dangerous enemy, and even the King is afraid of him.
Now come with me, please. I want you to meet my dear mother, who is
unfortunately degraded to the position of the King's cook"
They entered with the Princess into the royal dwelling, where a
woman quickly seized the girl in a warm embrace and kissed her tenderly.
When Chick managed to get a full view of the woman she was seen to be
nearly as round as an apple in form, with an apple's rosy cheeks, and
with cute corkscrew curls of an iron-gray color running from her ears
down to her neck. When her daughter entered she had been busily engaged
cooking a vegetable stew for the King's dinner, nor dared she pause long
in her work for fear of the King's anger.
Chick was dreadfully sorry for these poor shipwrecked people,
thus compelled to be slaves to the fierce Mifkets, and hoped they might
find some way to escape. The little man with the red whiskers presently
crept in and joined them, and they had a long talk together and tried to
think of a plan to leave the island, but without success. Yet John
encouraged them to believe a way would soon be found, and they all had
great confidence in his ability to save the entire party; for he had
proved himself both wise and powerful.
While they were still talking the King rolled his fat body into
the dwelling and demanded his dinner, at the same time ordering the
Princess to get back to her own palace and to stay there. But he favored
John Dough by sending several of the Mifkets to build a dwelling for the
gingerbread man and the Incubator Baby just beside that of the little
Princess, which pleased them all very much.
Next morning the little Princess came to the door of the new
dwelling built for Chick and John Dough, and said to them:
"Let us take a walk, and I will show you how beautiful our island
is in those parts where there are no Mifkets to worry us."
So together the three walked along the shore until they drew near
to a high point of rock, the summit of which was reached by a winding
path. When they had climbed up the steep the Princess had to stop to
rest, for she was not strong and seemed to tire easily. And now, while
they sat upon some rocks, a big brown bear came out of a cave and stood
"Don't be afraid," whispered the Princess. "He won't hurt us.
It's Para Bruin."
The bear was fat and of monstrous size, and its color was a rich
brown. It had no hair at all upon its body, as most bears have, but was
smooth and shiny. He gave a yawn as he looked at the new-comers, and
John shuddered at the rows of long, white teeth that showed so plainly.
Also he noticed the fierce claws upon the bear's toes, and decided that
in spite of the rabbit's and the Princess' assurances he was in dangerous
company. Indeed, although Chick laughed at the bear, the gingerbread man
grew quite nervous as the big beast advanced and sniffed at him
curiously--almost as if it realized John was made of gingerbread and that
gingerbread is good to eat. Then it held out a fat paw, as if desiring
to shake hands; and, not wishing to appear rude, John placed his own hand
in the bear's paw, which seemed even more soft and flabby than his own.
The next moment the animal threw its great arms around the gingerbread
man and hugged him close to its body.
John gave a cry of fear, although it was hard to tell which was
more soft and yielding--the bear's fat body or the form of the
"Stop that!" he shouted, speaking in the bear language. "Let me
go, instantly! What do you mean by such actions?"
The bear, hearing this speech, at once released John, who began
to feel of himself to see if he had been damaged by the hug.
"Why didn't you say you were a friend, and could speak my
language?" asked the bear, in a tone of reproach.
"You knew well enough I was a friend, since I came with the
Princess," retorted John, angrily. "I suppose you would like to eat me,
just because I am gingerbread!"
"I thought you smelled like gingerbread," remarked the bear.
"But don't worry about my eating you. I don't eat."
"No?" said John, surprised. "Why not?"
"Well, the principal reason is that I'm made of rubber," said the
"Rubber!" exclaimed John.
"Yes, rubber. Not gutta-percha, you understand, nor any cheap
composition; but pure Para rubber of the best quality. I'm practically
"Well, I declare!" said John, who was really astonished. "Are
your teeth rubber, also?"
"To be sure," acknowledged the bear, seeming to be somewhat
ashamed of the fact; "but they appear very terrible to look at, do they
not? No one would suspect they would bend if I tried to bite with them."
"To me they were terrible in appearance," said John, at which the
bear seemed much gratified.
"I don't mind confiding to you, who are a friend and speak my
language," he resumed, "that I am as harmless as I am indestructible.
But I pride myself upon my awful appearance, which should strike terror
into the hearts of all beholders. At one time every creature in this
island feared me, and acknowledged me their king, but those horrid
Mifkets discovered I was rubber, and have defied me ever since."
"How came you to be alive?" asked John. "Was it the Great
"I've never heard of the Great Elixir," replied the bear, "and
I've no idea how I came to be alive. My earliest recollection is that I
was living in much the same way that I am now. Do you remember when you
were not living?"
"No" said John.
This conversation, which she could not at all understand,
surprised the Princess very much. But she was glad to see that the
rubber bear and the gingerbread man had become friends, and so she took
Chick's hand and led the smiling Cherub up to where they stood.
"This is my new friend, whose name is Chick," she said to the
bear, for the girl was accustomed to talking to Para Bruin just as she
would to a person; "and you must be as good and kind to Chick as you have
been to me, my dear Para, or I shall not love you any more."
The bear gave the Princess a generous hug, and then he hugged
Chick; but the words the girl had spoken seemed to puzzle him, for he
turned to John and said:
"Why do you suppose so many different languages were ever
invented? The Mifkets speak one language, and you and I speak another,
and the Princess and Chick speak still another! And it is all very
absurd, for the only language I can understand is my own."
"I can speak with and understand the Princess and the Mifkets as
well as I can speak with you," declared John.
The bear looked at him admiringly.
"If that is so, then tell me what the Princess said to me just
now," he requested.
So John translated the girl's words into the bear language, and
when Para Bruin heard them he laughed with delight.
"Tell the Princess that I'll be as good to her friend Chick as
possible," said he, and John at once translated it so that the Princess
"That's nice," said she. "I knew Para would be friends with
Chick. And now ask the bear to bounce for us. He does it often, and it
is a very interesting sight."
So John requested the bear to bounce, which he at once agreed to
do, seeming to feel considerable pride in the accomplishment.
From the point upon which they stood, the hill descended in a
steep incline toward the forest, and at the bottom of the hill was a big
flat rock. Curling himself into a ball, the great bear rolled his body
down the hill, speeding faster every moment, until he struck the flat
rock at the bottom. Then he bounded high into the air (in the same way
that a rubber ball does when thrown down upon a hard pavement), and made
a graceful backward curve until he reached the top of the hill again,
where he bounced up and down a few times, and then stood upright and
bowed before the gingerbread man and the gleeful Cherub--who was
rapturously delighted by the performance.
"Great act, isn't it?" asked Para Bruin, grinning with pride.
"No ordinary bear could do that, I assure you. And it proves the purity
and high grade of my rubber."
"It does, indeed!" declared John. "I am greatly pleased to have
met so remarkable and talented a bear."
"You must visit me often," said the bear, making a dignified bow.
"It is a great treat to hear my own language spoken, for I am the only
bear upon the island. I haven't any visiting cards, but my name is Para
Bruin, and you are always welcome at my cave."
"I am called John Dough," said the gingerbread man. "I cannot
claim to be indestructible, but while I last I shall be proud of your
friendship, and will bring the children to visit you often."
"Try to teach them my language," suggested Para Bruin; "for I
love children and have often wished I might talk with them. As for the
little Princess, all the island people love her dearly--except, of
course, the Mifkets--and we all worry, more or less, over her health.
She's weak and delicate, you know; and her life here is made so unhappy
by the separation from her parents that I'm afraid she won't be with us
He wiped a tear from his eye with a puffy paw and glanced
affectionately at the girl.
"What's the matter with her?" asked John, anxiously.
"No strength and vitality," answered the bear. "She's failing
every day, and there isn't a drugstore or a doctor on the island. But
don't tell her, whatever you do. Perhaps she doesn't realize it, and the
knowledge would only make her more unhappy."
Then the bear, who seemed remarkably tender-hearted, trotted with
bouncing footsteps into his cave, so that the little Princess for whom he
grieved might not see the tears that stood in his rubber eyes.
After that John and Chick and the Princess started to return to
their dwellings by means of a short cut through the forest, known to the
girl. John was feeling very contented in the companionship of the two
children, and reflected that in spite of the Mifkets his life on this
beautiful island bade fair to be pleasant and agreeable. But his content
was suddenly interrupted by the Cherub, who gave a loud cry and pointed
excitedly into the forest.
The gingerbread man had cast but one look when he began to
tremble violently. For there before him--only a few paces away--stood
his bitter and relentless enemy, Ali Dubh the Arab!
"At last," said Ali Dubh, smiling most unpleasantly, "I have
again found you."
John was too agitated to reply; but Chick asked, boldly:
"How on earth did you ever get to this island?"
"By means of the witch," the Arab replied. "I purchased from her
two transport powders. One transported me to the Isle of Phreex, and
when you then escaped me the other powder transported me here. But I
cannot allow the gingerbread man to escape me again, because I have no
more powders, nor any way to reach the witch who makes them. So, my dear
John Dough, please accept your fate, and permit me to eat you at once."
"That I cannot do," said John, firmly; "for if I am eaten, that
is the end of me."
"How selfish!" exclaimed the Arab. "Who are you, to be
considered before Ali Dubh, son of a mighty Sheik, and chief of an
ancient Tribe of the Desert? Remember, sir, that when I have eaten you I
shall gain for myself the priceless powers of that Great Elixir contained
in your gingerbread, and will thus become the most powerful and most
intelligent man in the world, besides living forever! Dare you, sir,
allow your selfish motives to interfere with so grand a result?"
"I dare," replied John.
"But you have nothing to say about it," continued the Arab. "You
are not your own master. You belong to me, for I purchased you from
Jules Grogrande, the baker, who made you, and I am therefore entitled to
eat you whenever I please."
"Nevertheless," answered John, "I will not be eaten if I can help
"Ah! but that is unjust!" protested the Arab.
"If to be just is to be eaten," said John, "you need not look to
me for justice. I may be wrong in this decision, but it is better to be
wrong than to be nothing."
"Then," remarked Ali Dubh, sadly, "you force me to eat you
without your consent, which it will grieve me to do."
With this he drew his terrible knife and sprang upon John Dough
with great ferocity. But in the recent encounter with Black Ooboo the
gingerbread man had learned how powerful the Elixir made him; so he did
not run this time from the Arab, but avoided the thrust of the knife and
caught the body of Ali Dubh in a strong clasp. Next moment he had lifted
him up and tossed him high into the air, as easily as he had tossed the
Mifket. The Arab alighted in the top branches of a tall scarlet plant
and clung to them in great fear lest he should fall to the ground and be
killed. Indeed, so frightened was he that he uttered screams of terror
with every breath, and forgot all about eating John Dough in the more
important thought of how he might reach safety.
"Let's run!" exclaimed Chick, grasping John's hand. "Don't mind
the Arab. If he falls it's good enough for him!"
"The Mifkets will rescue him, I'm sure," added the Princess.
"See! there come some of the creatures now, with Black Ooboo at their
Hearing this, John hesitated no longer, but fled down another
pathway with the children, and soon left the sound of Ali Dubh's cries
far behind him.
That evening, when John came out of his tree house to watch the
sunset, he found Pittypat, the white rabbit, sitting before his door.
"I've news for you, my friend," began the rabbit, in a grave
voice. "Black Ooboo and the Arab who wanted to eat you have become fast
friends, and together they are determined to destroy you."
"How did you know that the Arab wants to eat me?" asked John.
"I was hidden among the plants when you met, and heard your talk,"
replied the rabbit. "You must look out for Ooboo and the Arab, or they
will surely do you a mischief, for the Mifkets now know that you are good
"It's kind of you to warn me," said John; but can you tell me of
any way to escape from this island, good Pittypat?"
"Not just at present," returned the rabbit; "but our Prince is
very wise indeed, and I will ask him what is best to be done. In the
meantime you must keep away from your enemies as much as possible."
With these words the rabbit sprang into a low bush and
disappeared, leaving John Dough to sad reflections upon his dangerous
position in this lonely island.
Soon after daybreak next morning, while Chick and the Princess
were out hunting berries for their breakfast, John went for a walk along
the shore, and so engrossed did he become in his thoughts that he did not
notice when a band of Mifkets stole upon him from behind and threw a coil
of stout rope around his shoulders. Before he realized his misfortune he
was bound fast with many turns of the rope. Then he found that he had
fallen into the hands of his old enemy, Black Ooboo; but the Arab, to his
great relief, was not with the party that had captured him.
Shouting with glee at the capture of the gingerbread man, the
Mifkets led him away through the forest paths until they arrived at the
clearing wherein the King lazily reclined upon his flat rock.
Ooboo at once awoke the aged ruler, who sat up and said in a weary
"Have you taken the stranger prisoner, as I commanded?"
"We have," answered the black one.
John Dough was very indignant at the treatment he had received, so
he addressed the King angrily, saying:
"By what right do you command me to be bound in this disgraceful
manner? Did you not give me permission to live among you in peace?"
"I am a king, and the promises of kings should never be relied
upon," said the old Mifket, winking slyly at his prisoner. "Since I
first saw you the Arab has arrived, and he tells us that the material you
are made of is very good to eat."
"Can the Arab understand your language?" asked John, in surprise.
"It seems so," answered the King. "In some parts of Arabia the
people speak exactly as we do; so the Arabs are probably descended from
our race. Anyhow, Ali Dubh understands us and we understand him, and
we've decided to have a bite of you before he can eat you himself."
This was disturbing news to the gingerbread man, and he stood
before the King wondering how he might escape from this awkward situation
when the black Mifket, who was squatting beside him, opened his mouth and
bit off the thumb from John's left hand, which was tightly bound to his
"How does is taste, Ooboo?" inquired the King, while the black
one was chewing the thumb.
"I can't exactly describe the flavor," said Ooboo, boldly biting
off the forefinger of the hand.
John was enraged at this dreadful treatment, and his glass eyes
had a dangerous flash in them. It didn't pain him especially, for he had
no nerves; but to be chewed up by a common forest Mifket was a liberty
that any gingerbread man might well resent.
"Seems to me there's molasses in him," said Ooboo, with a wink at
the King, and immediately he bit off another finger and ate it. "Also a
bit of ginger," he continued, calmly, eating the next finger. "And
spices." Another finger was gone. "It isn't exactly cake, and it isn't
exactly bread," the black one proceeded, smacking his lips; "but it's
pretty good, whatever it is"; and with that he ate the last finger
remaining on John's left hand.
The King was no longer sleepy. He had become quite interested,
and the circle of Mifkets that stood silently back of John were looking
at their victim with hungry eyes.
"Bring him here to me," said the King. "I'll eat the other hand
and see what it's like."
Ooboo immediately pushed the prisoner toward the rock; but John
was now terribly frightened, and had made up his mind not to allow the
rest of his body to be eaten without a struggle to save himself. So he
suddenly exerted all the strength the Great Elixir had given him, and
burst his rope bonds as easily as if they had been threads. At the same
instant the Arab leaped into the group that surrounded the throne and
placed himself between the King and John Dough.
"Stop!" he screamed, his voice shrill with anger. "How dare you
eat the gingerbread I have bought and paid for?"
"There's enough for all," said the King. "We'll divide him up,
and have a feast."
"Not so!" shouted the Arab. "He's mine, and mine alone!"
But while they were thus quarreling the gingerbread man, free of
his bonds, turned and fled swiftly into the forest, and before the
Mifkets or Ali Dubh knew he had gone their intended victim was far away.
Chick was very indignant when John Dough entered the tree house
and showed his mutilated hand.
"You ought to stay near me every minute," said the Cherub, "so I
can take care of you and keep you from getting into trouble. If this
thing keeps on, John Dough, you won't be able to present a respectable
"I know it," said John, sadly. "I'd escape in that little boat
on the beach; only, if a rain-storm came up, there'd be no shelter and
I'd become soaked and fall to pieces."
"It isn't our boat, either," said Chick. "It belongs to the
father and mother of the little Princess, and they may want to use it
themselves, some day, to escape in."
"That's true," said John. "How is the Princess to-day?"
"She's worse," answered Chick. "Seems to me she gets weaker and
more delicate every day."
"That's what the rubber bear says," John remarked, thoughtfully.
"See here," said the child, "that gingerbread of yours is full of
strength and power, isn't it?"
"That's what Ali Dubh says," John responded. "The Elixir that I
am mixed with is claimed to be very powerful."
"And it's true," declared Chick, "for I've seen you do things no
gingerbread man could ever do without some magic Elixir being mixed up
with him. Well, then, why don't you let the Princess eat the rest of
your left hand, and get well? The hand isn't any use to you since Black
Ooboo ate off the fingers."
John looked at his left hand nervously.
"What you say, Chick, appears to be true," said he; "but you've
no idea how I dread to be eaten. I'm not very substantial at the best,
and during my brief lifetime I've been crumbled and chipped and bitten to
such an extent that I dread to lose even a crumb of my person more than
is absolutely necessary. Of course I'd like to help the Princess, and
restore her to health and strength; but perhaps we can find some better
way to do that than to feed her on my gingerbread."
"Very well, John Dough," said the Cherub, getting up to go to the
Princess, "I suppose you can do as you please about feeding yourself to
your friends; but if I was gingerbread you can just bet I wouldn't be so
stingy with myself!"
Left alone, John sighed and wondered if it was really his duty to
sacrifice his left hand to save the frail little girl and restore her to
strength and health. He wanted to be kind and generous, yet the very
thought of being eaten filled him with horror.
Presently he left the tree house and wandered along the coast.
Chick's rebuke disturbed him not a little, and he wanted time to think it
over. So by and by, when he thought he was alone, he sat down upon a
rock and tried to decide what to do. Suddenly a low rustle disturbed
him, and he looked up to see the brown bear squatting beside him.
"Where's the Princess?" asked Para Bruin.
"Aren't you a good way from your mountain?" inquired John,
instead of answering the question.
"Yes, I don't often stray so far," was the reply, "but I had an
idea of calling on the Princess. Where is she?"
"She's sick to-day," said the gingerbread man.
"That's bad," declared the bear, shaking his head sadly. "She
seems to be failing every day. Poor little Princess!"
John moved uneasily, for every word was a reproach to him.
"How are you getting on with the Mifkets?" asked Para Bruin.
"They made me a prisoner this morning, and abused me shamefully,"
said the gingerbread man. "See here!" and he held up the stump of his
"What has become of your fingers?"
"A black Mifket named Ooboo bit them off and ate them," was the
"That's curious," said the bear, rubbing his nose thoughtfully
with one paw. "Do you know, the Mifkets had an exciting time an hour ago?
I watched them from my mountain, and saw everything. Black Ooboo had a
fight with the King and knocked him off his rock. That's really
surprising, for Ooboo has always before been a coward, and afraid of the
King. But now he has declared he'll be king himself, and offers to fight
any one who opposes him. Isn't that funny? I don't know where Black
Ooboo got so much courage and strength all of a sudden, I'm sure."
"I know," said John. "He got it from my fingers, which he ate.
My dough is mixed with the Great Elixir, you know, which is nothing less
than concentrated energy and strength and vitality and knowledge. The
fingers have made Ooboo the most powerful Mifket in the island, so it is
no wonder he has become king."
Para Bruin listened to this carefully, and after a moment's
thought he said:
"If that is the case, John Dough, you must feed some of yourself
to the Princess to make her strong again."
"That's what Chick says; but I don't like to do it," said John.
"You will do it, though," said the bear; "for if you don't you
are no friend of mine, or of any other honest person. I'm going back to
my mountain, and if you don't save the little Princess I'll never speak
to you again."
Away stalked Para Bruin, and John Dough arose with a sigh and
walked far into the forest, trying to make up his mind what to do. He
came to the bank of the brook presently, and seating himself upon a fence
beside the stream gazed into the rushing water in deep thought. From the
distance came the roar of water falling over the big dam which the
beavers had built, and once or twice a Mifket strayed that way and looked
curiously at the silent figure of the gingerbread man. But they had
orders from the Arab and Ooboo not to disturb him, so they crept away
again and joined their fellows among the giant plants.
A long time John Dough sat there by the stream, until suddenly he
was aroused from his musings by a shriek of discordant laughter behind
"Ho, ho, ho! What an absurd thing! Who'd ever have thought it?"
He turned around and saw a gorgeous macaw standing on a log back
of him. The bird was all aglow with crimson and green feathers, and its
black eyes twinkled mischievously, while continuous shouts of laughter
came from its ruffled throat.
"Keep still, can't you?" said John, in an annoyed tone. "What
are you laughing at, anyway?"
The bird pushed its head underneath a wing and shook with
"Oh dear! It's too funny for anything! What a lark--hoo, hoo,
hoo! What a lark it is!"
Its voice was somewhat smothered by the feathers, but John heard
every word, and it made him angry.
"You're a rampsy, that's what you are!" he cried.
"There are two of us--two of us--two of us!" shrieked the macaw,
hopping around and fluttering its brilliant plumage. "Honestly, my dear
breakfast, I never had so much fun in my life!"
John turned his head and looked at the bird earnestly.
"Why do you call me your 'dear breakfast'?" he asked, with sudden
"Because that's what you are, my poor innocent! Ha, ha, ha!
Breakfast is ready!"
The bird made a quick thrust with its beak, and the next moment
fluttered around in front of John with its mouth full of gingerbread.
Our hero quickly stood up and put his right hand behind him. The
baker had made two little coat tails at the back of his waist, and as
John felt for them he found that the thieving macaw had eaten both of
these coat tails entirely off, while he had sat upon the log thinking.
"How stupid I am!" he exclaimed, with real grief. "I might have
given those coat tails to the Princess, and now this silly bird has eaten
"I said you were a chump!" remarked the macaw, winking, and then
laughing again. "The idea of your sitting there and letting me eat you!
I never had so much fun in all my life."
Just then a great chattering reached his ears, and looking
around, he found that a numerous band of the fierce Mifkets had stolen
upon him, and were now coming forward armed with huge clubs which they
had broken from the forest plants, and which were as solid and heavy as
the branches of trees.
"Surrender!" cried the leader, knowing that the gingerbread man
understood their language; "King Ooboo wants you for his luncheon, and
Ali Dubh is also hungry."
For a moment John Dough was most frightened. It was not likely
that his strength would enable him to escape from so many of his enemies,
and he almost gave himself up for lost. For before him was the stream of
water--almost as deadly to him as the close ranks of the Mifkets behind
him. The macaw was strutting up and down beside him, and at his look of
despair the bird said:
"You're surely in a bad way, my friend; but I believe I can save
you. When I fly up, grab my feet, and I'll carry you away to your
"You!" he exclaimed, gazing at the bird in surprise; "you are by
no means big enough to fly away with me."
"Size doesn't count for much," chuckled the macaw; "and since I
breakfasted off your coattails I feel myself to be as strong as an ox.
Just grab my legs, as I tell you to."
John decided that it was worth attempting, being the only thing
to do. The Mifkets were pressing closer, and soon he would be within
reach of their clubs. So, as the macaw flew into the air John grasped
its legs with his right hand (which was the only hand that had fingers),
and, sure enough, the strength of the little bird was so great that it
easily drew him up into the air, high above the heads of his chattering
and disappointed foe.
"Fooled again," cried the macaw; but of course the Mifkets did
not understand the words. Away over the tops of the giant plants flew
the bird, with John Dough clinging to its legs, and it was not long
before it gradually descended again and landed the gingerbread man safely
before the door of his own dwelling.
"Don't thank me," said the macaw, turning toward him one black
eye, in a saucy manner, and winking comically. "I ate part of you for my
breakfast, and feel greatly refreshed. Were it not for the Arab I'd hope
to get another meal off you, but between the Arab and the Mifkets you're
not likely to last long. Good bye."
And then it flew away into the forest.
Chick met him at the door.
"There's less of you than ever," said the child, looking him over
carefully. "Your coat tails are gone now."
"Yes," said the gingerbread man, "a macaw ate them a few minutes
ago. But there will be even less of me in another minute. Have you a
"What are you going to do?" asked the Cherub, with sudden
"I'm going to save the Princess before I'm gone entirely," said
John, with decision. "Not that I have overcome my dislike to being
eaten, you understand, but if a black Mifket and a foolish bird find it
so easy to feast upon my person, Ali Dubh is sure to get me in time, and
before that happens I want to do one good deed, and help the little girl
to regain her strength and health."
"Good!" exclaimed Chick, approvingly. "You're all right, John
Dough, even if it did take you a long time to make up your mind. But we
haven't any knife."
"What shall we do?" John asked, anxiously.
"Can't we break off a chunk of you?" the Cherub inquired.
"No!" replied the man, with a shudder.
"Wait a minute!" cried Chick, "I've an idea."
Away trotted the chubby legs, and presently the child returned
with a long, slender leaf, plucked from one of the strange forest plants.
"This'll saw gingerbread all right, I'm sure. Hold out your
hand, John Dough!"
John turned away his head and held out his left hand--the one
from which Black Ooboo had eaten the finger.
"There! It's all over. Did it hurt?" asked Chick.
"No." John looked at the arm where his hand had been.
"It isn't much worse than it was before," said the child.
"You'll never miss it in the world. Now wait here while I go to the
After Chick had vanished into the girl's dwelling the gingerbread
man gave a sigh of relief.
"It wasn't as bad as I feared," he said to himself; "but I'm glad
the ordeal is over. If I take good care of myself hereafter, and manage
to escape from Ali Dubh, I can get along very well without the
gingerbread I have lost."
The Princess slept sweetly that night, after her supper of
gingerbread, and the next morning was so fresh and bright, and had so
pretty a color to her cheeks, that Chick hugged her delightedly, and John
Dough was proud and glad to think his small sacrifice had wrought such
good results. Together they strolled into the forest, along the banks of
the stream, and presently met Pittypat.
"Be careful where you go," said the rabbit, in a worried tone.
"The Arab is after John Dough, and I hear that Black Ooboo has determined
to destroy the little man with the red whiskers and the fat woman with
the corkscrew curls, who are the father and mother of our Princess."
"Are you sure?" asked the girl, clasping her hands in real
"There's no doubt of it," Pittypat replied. "And I'm not sure
but the Princess will share their fate. These are troublous times, since
the Arab arrived and Black Ooboo became king."
"There's the boat," said Chick, turning to the girl; "can't your
parents escape in that?"
"They have always said they would use the boat to leave the
island, if there was any danger," answered the Princess. "But the ocean
is so big and the boat so very little that they did not like to make such
a voyage unless it became necessary."
"Well, it seems to be necessary now," said John. "But what will
become of the rest of us? The boat will only hold two."
"It might hold me as well as my parents, if the water was calm,"
said the girl; "but I will not escape and leave you and Chick to your
fate. Unless we can find some way to save us all I will let my parents
escape alone in the boat."
"That's foolish," said Chick. "You go in the boat. John Dough
and I will get along all right."
But this the Princess refused to do, and after a long discussion
the rabbit decided to go and consult a gray owl which was renowned for
its wisdom. The others walked up to Para Bruin's cave, and the first
thing the bear said was:
"Look out for yourselves. Black Ooboo has ordered all the humans
on this island to be killed, and the Mifkets are arming themselves with
long sticks, to which they have bound sharp thorns torn from a tree in
the forest. The gingerbread man is to be eaten, I understand, so there's
likely to be an end of all of you, very soon."
"Is there no way to escape?" asked John.
"None that I can think of," said the bear. "But you can depend
upon my assistance, if there is anything I can do. How well the Princess
"Yes," answered John, proudly; "she's been eating some of my
Hearing this, Para Bruin gave John a grateful hug; and then he
hugged the Princess and even Chick, so happy did the bear feel at the
Then he bounced for them several times, rolling himself down hill
against the flat rock and then bounding high into the air. But the
little Princess was worried and anxious about her parents, so the party
soon bade good bye to Para Bruin and started to return to their
The forest seemed very quiet and peaceful as they walked along,
and they had almost forgotten their fears, when, just as they reached the
banks of the brook, a sudden sound of shouting fell upon their ears,
mingled with the wail of human voices.
"Oh, dear!" cried the little Princess, wringing her hands in great
fear; "the Mifkets have attacked my dear parents, I am sure, and they
will both be killed!"
John strove to comfort her, but he suspected that the Princess had
guessed truly, and that her parents were in great danger. They dared not
return to the seashore, for that would mean their own destruction; so
they remained hidden in the forest, while the Princess sobbed as if her
heart was broken, and John wiped away her tears with her handkerchief.
He had one of his own; but it was gingerbread, and would not stand the
Suddenly they heard pattering footfalls, and the white rabbit
crouched at their feet. He was panting from a hard run, and his eyes
were big and bright.
"They are gone!" said he, as soon as he could speak.
"Who are gone?" asked John, anxiously.
"The red-whiskered man and the woman with the corkscrew curls,"
replied Pittypat. "The Mifkets chased them to the shore, but they jumped
into the boat and rowed away in time to escape. The Mifkets threw sticks
at them and Black Ooboo screamed with rage; but the father and mother of
our Princess got away without being hurt in the least."
This good news greatly pleased the girl, and her anxiety was much
relieved. But the gingerbread man had become thoughtful, and asked
"What are the Mifkets doing now."
"They are getting ready to search the forest for you and Chick
and the Princess," was the reply. "The Arab is with them."
"This is certainly unpleasant news," remarked the gingerbread
man. "Did the gray owl tell you how we may escape?"
"The owl sent me to the King of the Fairy Beavers," replied the
rabbit, "and he has consented to hide you in his palace. It is a rare
favor, I assure you; but the Mifkets cannot reach you there."
"A Fairy Beaver!" cried Chick, gleefully; and the Princess asked,
wonderingly: "Can a beaver be a fairy?"
"Why not?" inquired Pittypat. "All the animals have their
fairies, just as you human folks do; and it is lucky for us that the
Fairy Beaver lives on this very island. There is only one danger--that
the Mifkets find you before I can lead you to the Beaver King. So follow
me at once, I implore you, before it is too late!"
He turned, with these words, and led them along the river bank at
such a swift pace that the Princess could hardly keep up with him.
"How far is it?" asked John.
"The palace of the beavers is somewhere under the big dam in the
river, which is not far away. The King promised to meet us at the
waterfall; but he will not allow me to enter, because I am a rabbit, so
you must go in alone. But have no fear. The King will allow nothing to
As Pittypat spoke they could hear the distant roar of the
waterfall at the beavers' dam. But another sound also fell upon their
ears--a sound that quickly renewed their terror--for it was the yells of
the approaching Mifkets. Presently the fierce creatures appeared, coming
swiftly through the forest.
"Hurry!" called Pittypat. "Hurry, or it will be too late!"
John picked up a great wooden club that lay near their path, and
while Chick and the Princess hurried after the rabbit he stopped and
hurled it toward the Mifkets. It fell among them with such force that
several were knocked over and many others howled with pain. It did not
prevent them from coming on, but they kept at a more respectful distance
from the gingerbread man, never doubting they would be able to capture
him in time.
"This way!" cried the rabbit, leaping down the bank to the side
of the river, where they could travel more swiftly.
The others followed, and now before them appeared a wide and high
sheet of water that fell over the great dam that the beavers had built
many years before. They had almost reached it, and Pittypat had called
out that he saw the Beaver King waiting behind the waterfall, when the
fugitives stopped short with cries of despair. For just before them
appeared another band of Mifkets, armed with the thorn sticks, and now
they saw that they would be unable to reach their place of refuge.
John looked around in desperation. There were Mifkets behind
them and Mifkets before them; and on one side was the deep river, and on
the other side a steep bank too high for the children to climb. It
really seemed to the gingerbread man that they were lost, when suddenly a
cry was heard, and looking upward he saw Para Bruin standing upon his
high peak and watching them. The bear doubtless saw the danger of his
friends, for he called to them:
"Look out--I'm coming to the rescue!" Then he quickly curled his
great body into a monster ball and rolled swiftly down the side of the
mountain that faced them.
The Mifkets who were near the waterfall turned. curiously to
watch the bear. They had often seen him roll against the flat stone and
bound back to his place again, and thought he would do the same thing
now. But old Para Bruin was more clever than they suspected. He missed
the flat stone altogether and came bounding along at a terrific speed.
Before the group of Mifkets, who stood close together near the waterfall,
knew what the bear meant to do, old Para's body shot upon them and dashed
them in every direction. Some lay stunned upon the ground; but most of
them were tumbled into the river, where they struggled frantically to
regain the shore.
"Quick!" cried Pittypat, "your friend has saved you. But do not
lose an instant's time!"
The children and the gingerbread man obeyed at once, and in a few
steps reached the waterfall.
"Creep behind the sheet of water!" commanded the rabbit. "You
will find the Beaver King awaiting you. Do as he tells you, and I
promise that you will be safe."
"Good bye, Pittypat!" called the Princess, as she clung to the
damp rocks behind the waterfall.
"Good bye!" echoed Chick. "Much obliged to you, Pittypat!"
"Good bye!" answered the white rabbit. "Don't forget me."
Then he whisked away, and John Dough, shrinking as far from the
spray as possible, crept under the waterfall and followed after the
The Mifkets uttered cries of rage as they observed the escape of
their intended victims, and rushed forward to follow them. But
immediately a great flood of water began falling just at the place where
the children and John had entered, and as the Mifkets recoiled from this
new danger our friends heard a soft voice say, with a little laugh:
"They will not dare to follow you now. Come with me, and be
careful not to slip."
John looked down, and saw a handsome beaver standing beside him.
His fur was the color of silver, and upon his head was a tiny golden
crown set with jewels so bright and sparkling that the rays lighted the
dim place like so many sunbeams. The Beaver King's face was calm and
dignified, and his eyes kindly and intelligent. Without further speech
he led the way far under the roaring waterfall; and the space between the
dark wall of the dam and the sheet of water was so narrow that the air
was filled with a fine spray, which moistened John's gingerbread in a way
that caused him great uneasiness.
But, lighted by the radiance of the King Beaver's crown, they
soon came to a place directly under the center of the fall, and here
their conductor halted and tapped three times upon the surface of the
wall. It opened instantly, disclosing a broad passage, and through this
the King led them, the wall closing just behind them as they entered.
The noise of the waterfall now sounded but dimly in their ears,
and presently they emerged into a large vaulted room, which was so
beautiful that the little Princess clasped her hands with a long-drawn
sigh of delight, Chick laughed, and John removed from his head the
crumpled and soiled silk hat that he had clung to ever since he had left
He had seen beautiful rooms in the Island of Romance, but nothing
there could compare with the magnificence and grandeur of this hall of
the Fairy Beaver's palace. The walls were set thick with brilliant
jewels, arranged in a way that formed exquisite pictures, all of these
borrowing color from the natural tints of the gems. The ceiling was
clustered with tiny glass globes, in each of which was a captured
sunbeam; and these lent a charming radiance to the splendid room. Many
cushions were strewn upon the floor, and the floor itself was of gold,
richly engraved with scenes depicting the lives and adventures of
While our friends admired the loveliness of the Hall of the
Beavers, the silver-furred King spoke again, in his soft voice:
"You are now underneath the deep water formed by our dam, which
was built by the beavers who were our forefathers many years ago, and
which has endured until now. But in all the years of its existence the
little Princess and the Incubator Baby are the first human beings to be
admitted to our fairy palace. Your companion, my dears, is merely
gingerbread, and lives by means of fairy powers that make him a fit
comrade for fairies the world over."
"It was very good of you to save us from the Mifkets, and we are
grateful," said the girl.
"You're all right!" added Chick, emphatically.
"I am glad to be of service to one so sweet and beautiful,"
returned the King, with a dignified bow toward the Princess, "and to one
so merry and frank," he continued, turning to Chick. "And now, if you
will kindly follow me, I will show you the rooms of my palace, and
introduce you to my people. You must be content to remain my guests
until I can find means to restore you to the freedom of the upper world
in which you are accustomed to exist."
He led them through the gorgeous hall and along delightful
passages into various rooms. Some were large and some were small, but
all were extremely beautiful, and Chick wondered greatly at the extent of
this under-water palace, the existence of which no one could suspect who
stood in the forest above, beside the dam of the beavers.
"Are all beavers' homes like this?" asked the child.
"No, indeed!" answered the King, laughing softly. "They are
usually houses composed of mud, mixed with bits of wood and the leaves
and branches of trees. But I am King of the Beaver Fairies, who watch
over the fortunes of all ordinary beavers and take care of them. We are
invisible, even to beavers; and the eyes of mankind can never see us
unless, as in your case, we permit them to do so. These rooms seem to
you deserted, but I assure you they are filled with many beaver fairies,
who are even now watching you with much curiosity."
Both the children started at hearing this, and glanced hastily
around; but nothing but the walls of the palace met their gaze, and the
King smiled upon them indulgently.
"At our banquet, this evening," said he, "I will permit you to
see my people. But now please come to the music-room, where you may
enjoy the strains of harmony that provide us with one of our chief
He led the way to another room, the roof of which was
dome-shaped. From different points in this dome projected the ends of
many silver tubes, and near the floor of the room, directly underneath
each of the tubes, was placed a plate of glass or of metal.
The King invited his guests to seat themselves, and then pressed
a diamond button that was placed in the wall. This allowed the water
from the river above them to drip slowly through the silver tubes; and as
it fell, drop by drop, on the plates beneath, it made sounds that were
very sweet and harmonious. The metal plates gave out deep and resonant
sounds, while the smaller glass plates tinkled melodiously as the drops
of water fell upon them.
Neither Chick nor the Princess recognized the first tune that was
played, for it had been composed by one of the Fairy Beavers; but
afterward the King played "Home, Sweet Home," for them, and "Annie
Laurie"; and the music was so exquisitely sweet and soft that the girl
declared she would never have imagined that sounds so delightful could be
produced, and Chick pronounced the entertainment "all right."
The gingerbread man was also pleased; for it was the first real
music he had ever heard, and it soothed and comforted him beyond measure.
The Fairy King seemed glad to give his new friends pleasure; and
when the Princess remarked that she would like to know what the Mifkets
thought of their sudden escape, the beaver led them to what he called the
"Observation Room." In it was a square box, draped with black silk and
having a window in one side.
Seating the girl and her companions before this window, the King
"You will now observe what the Mifkets are doing."
Instantly a picture appeared in the box, and it seemed that
through the little window they were gazing upon a section of the forest
they had recently left. There were the Mifkets, indeed, with Black Ooboo
and the Arab among them, and all were quarreling and fighting among
themselves in their usual way, and trying to decide what had become of
the gingerbread man and the children.
"They are drowned and at the bottom of the river, by this time,"
Black Ooboo said; and his words came as distinctly to their ears as if
they had been standing beside him.
"I hope not," answered Ali Dubh; "for I've never yet had a single
bite of the gingerbread man, although I bought and paid for him."
Then the scene changed, and they saw Para Bruin climbing slowly
up the side of the steep hill to his den. He seemed none the worse for
his roll down the mountain and his bath in the river, and they noticed
that he laughed and chuckled to himself as if much amused.
"That was a good fight," John Dough heard him murmur, in the bear
language; "and I'm mighty glad I was in time to save the Princess, Chick,
and the delicatessen man. They're safe enough with the beavers by this
time, the white rabbit says!" Then he laughed again; and, reaching the
top of the hill, entered his cave and lay down to rest.
Again the scene changed, and the Princess beheld the open sea,
upon which floated the boat that bore safely her father and mother. They
seemed to be quite comfortable, and the girl was pleased to see that they
had put enough provisions and fresh water into the boat to last them
during a long voyage. The man, although little, was strong, and pulled
sturdily at the oars; and the woman steered the boat in the right
Our Princess was very glad to see these sights, and to know Para
Bruin was safe, and that her dear parents had escaped the fierce Mifkets.
In company with her friend Chick and the gingerbread man, she wandered
through the palace during all that afternoon, seeing many wonderful
things that the Fairy Beavers had provided for the comfort and amusement
of their community. It was, indeed, a little world by itself, placed
under land and water, where no mortal could guess its existence.
In the early evening the King escorted them to a splendid banquet
hall, where a long, low table was set in the center of the room. The
dishes were all of sparkling cut-glass, and the eatables proved to be
very delicious foods made from vegetables that grew at the bottom of the
river, together with fish and lobsters and oysters, and many rare
sweetmeats that could only have been created by the magic of the fairies
Around the long table were rows of silken cushions; but when the
children and the gingerbread man entered, the room seemed deserted by all
save themselves and the King.
His Majesty the King of the Fairy Beavers sat upon a cushion at
the head of the table and graciously placed the Princess and Chick close
to his right hand and John Dough at his left. Then he blew softly upon a
silver whistle, and at once before the eyes of his guests appeared rows
of Fairy Beavers, occupying the cushions beside the low table.
They were all pretty to look upon, having silvery fur as soft as
satin, and large dark eyes that regarded the strangers pleasantly and
without fear. From the neck of each was suspended, by means of silken
cords, a richly embroidered cloak, exquisitely woven from a material
unknown to the Princess, and blazoned with an emblem denoting the rank or
degree of the wearer. Also each of the Fairy Beavers wore a jeweled
circlet upon the brow; but none of these was so magnificent as the diadem
of their King.
While our friends gazed wonderingly upon the Fairy Beavers, the
King introduced them, saying:
"This is a little mortal Princess named Jacquelin, whom I have
protected because her heart is as fresh and innocent as the daisies that
grow in the fields. This is Chick, known also as the Cherub, an
Incubator Baby without relatives, but who is not lacking in friends. And
this is John Dough, a strange creature, having the form of a man, made
out of gingerbread. He is not exactly a fairy, but lives through the
magic of a fairy compound known as the 'Great Elixir,' and is therefore
not responsible for being alive and is liable to perish before he has
grown very old. Each of these guests is, I believe, worthy of our
friendship and protection, and I trust that my people will join me in
welcoming them to our palace."
Answering the King's speech, all the Beaver Fairies gracefully
arose from their cushions and bowed thrice--once to the Princess and once
to Chick and once to John Dough. Then they all reseated themselves and
drank to the health of their guests from dainty tumblers no bigger than
harebells, which contained water as pure as crystal.
Then, while the feast began, a chorus of black beavers entered
and chanted a pretty song; and afterward other beavers, so small that the
Princess thought that they were quite young, entered and danced a minuet
for the amusement of the entire company.
Chick and the Princess Jacquelin were really hungry, and although
the children at first feared the food placed before them was not such as
they could enjoy, they tasted some of the dishes and found them so
delicious that both ended by eating heartily, and afterward decided they
had never enjoyed a meal so much.
Of course John Dough missed the pleasure of eating, but he had a
good time listening to the music and watching the dancers; so he was
quite content. Later he amused the company by telling the story of his
adventures since he had come to life in the bake-shop. He spoke in the
beaver language, so that all understood him; and even the Princess could
understand most of his speech, for the portion of gingerbread she had
eaten had conveyed to her some share of the powers of the Great Elixir.
The Fairy Beavers were much interested, and loudly applauded the recital.
After dinner the girl was escorted by six pretty Beaver Fairies
to a cozy little room decorated with pink and white shells, which were
polished smooth as glass. There was no regular bed in the room, but the
beavers heaped many of the soft cushions into a corner, and upon these
the Princess lay down and slept very peacefully until the next morning.
Chick had a room of blue and gold, in the four corners of which perfumed
fountains shot their sprays into the air. The tinkling sounds of these
fountains might have soothed any child to sleep, yet Chick could have
slept as soundly in the open forest as within this luxurious room.
John Dough also was supplied with a room in the palace; but as he
did not sleep he had no need to lie down, and so amused himself during
the night by looking at the beautiful pictures that decorated the walls
and ceiling. Most of these depicted the work of beavers engaged in
building dams and houses; John found them very interesting, and therefore
passed a pleasant night.
Soon after daybreak the Beaver King came to John and escorted him
to the Observation Room, where he found Chick and the Princess--who had
already risen and finished their breakfasts--gazing earnestly through the
window of the black box. He also approached the box to gaze at the
shifting pictures, and discovered that the forest had become as quiet as
usual, the Arab and Black Ooboo having returned to the village in the
clearing, and only a few of the Mifkets being left to wander along the
sides of the brook and watch the waterfall at the dam of the beavers.
"Now," said the Fairy Beaver to the girl, "I can do one more
thing to please you. Make a wish, Princess, and I will grant it."
"Thank you!" she cried, eagerly. "I wish to rejoin my dear
father and mother, wherever they may be."
"Very well," returned the King; "come with me."
He led them through many passages, until they reached a sort of
tunnel that brought them to a rocky cave under the river bank, some
distance below the waterfall. The water of the river covered half the
floor of the cave, and upon the sandy beach at its edge rested a large
glass cylinder, which was pointed at both ends and had a door in the top.
Harnessed to one end of the glass tube were twenty-four strong beavers,
who sat motionless beside it.
"The boat in which your father and mother are still riding is far
out in the ocean," said the King to the Princess; "but in this submarine
boat you will be drawn by my swimming beavers so swiftly that the journey
will not seem long to you."
"Are we not to go with the Princess?" asked the gingerbread man.
"There is room for only one more in the boat," replied the King,
"so the Cherub and you must bid farewell to your friend, in order that
she may safely rejoin the parents she so dearly loves."
"I'm sorry," said John, sadly.
"I'm sorry, too," declared the little Princess. "for you have
been very good to me, John Dough. Yet my parents need me more than you
do, and it is my duty to rejoin them."
"That is true," said John. "Good bye, little friend, and may
your life be long and happy."
Chick said nothing, but hugged the little girl in a long and warm
embrace and kissed both her pretty cheeks.
The King now opened the door in the top of the cylinder and the
girl stepped inside. The space was just big enough to permit her to lie
down comfortably, and the bottom of the cylinder had been thickly covered
with soft cushions brought from the palace.
When the King had closed and fastened the door, he gave a signal
to the four-and-twenty beavers, and at once they dashed into the water,
drawing the glass submarine after them, and began swimming with powerful
strokes down the river. They swam well under the surface of the water,
and the glass boat followed them without either touching the bottom or
rising to the top.
At first the Princess was much bewildered by her strange journey,
for it seemed as if the water was pressing upon her from all sides. But
presently she realized that she was quite safe in the glass tube, and
began watching curiously the pretty weeds and water-flowers that grew at
the bottom of the river, and the queer fishes that swam around her.
The speed of the swimming beavers was surprising. It was not
long, indeed, before they reached the mouth of the river and swam boldly
out into the sea. Jacquelin had no idea of the direction they took, but
she trusted to the wisdom of her friend the Fairy Beaver, and was not at
And now the sights that she saw were very strange indeed; for the
seaweeds were of most gorgeous hues, and there were not only big and
little fishes of every description, but brilliant sea-anemones and
jelly-fish floating gracefully on all sides of her.
The journey was long, but not at all tiresome, and the girl had
not realized how far she had been drawn through the waters of the ocean
when a dark gray object appeared just overhead, and the beavers came to a
Slowly the glass cylinder rose to the surface of the waves, and
Jacquelin saw just beside her the boat containing her parents. The
girl's mother also saw, to her great surprise and joy, the form of her
daughter lying in the glass case, and at once unfastened the door and
assisted the child to crawl out and scramble into the boat.
The first act of the little Princess was to kiss her father and
mother delightedly, and then she leaned over the side of the boat and
refastened the door of the cylinder.
"Tell your King that I thank him!" she called to the beavers,
trying to speak their own language; and the intelligent little creatures
must have understood, for the glass cylinder sank swiftly beneath the
water, and she saw it no more.
Many days the Princess and her parents rode in the boat, until
one morning they came to another small island and ventured to land upon
it. They found it to be a beautiful place, inhabited by no savage beasts
of any sort, and containing a grove of trees that bore figs and bananas
and dates and many other delicious fruits.
So they built themselves a cottage on this island, and lived
there in peace and happiness for many years.
After the Princess had left them, John Dough said to the King:
"What is to become of Chick and of me? We cannot stay with you always."
"I hardly know," answered the Beaver Fairy. "Is there any place
you especially desire to visit?"
"No special place is known to me," said the gingerbread man.
"It doesn't matter where we go, so long as we keep going," added
the practical Chick.
"You have been very kind to us," continued John, "and we may rely
upon your friendship. Since you possess such wonderful fairy powers,
perhaps you will assist us to leave this island and get out into the
world again, where we may seek new adventures."
"It shall be as you wish," promised the King. "But I must think
of a way for you to leave my palace in perfect safety. Chick is in no
great danger, but should Black Ooboo or the terrible Arab chance to
capture you, they would cut your gingerbread to bits in no time, and you
would be ruined. For this reason it will be best for you to leave this
island as quickly as possible."
John readily agreed to this, and the King remained silent for
several minutes, engaged in deep thought. Then he said:
"I believe I know a way to save you, John Dough. But I must have
your permission to cut you into nine pieces."
"What good will I be when cut into pieces?" asked John, somewhat
alarmed at the suggestion.
"Do not fear," said the beaver. "I promise to again restore you
to your present form. The Mifkets have placed spies all about our dam,
and if you attempted to walk away from here they would soon discover you.
Therefore I will cut you into nine pieces, wrap each piece in a bit of
cloth, and send the parcels by my beavers along different paths to the
top of the hill where Para Bruin lives. There the bear and Chick can put
you together again, for the child will have no trouble in reaching the
bear's cave. After the nine parts are in place I will give you a magic
cordial to drink; it will render your body as solid and substantial as it
"But how can we escape from the island, once we have reached Para
Bruin's cave?" asked John.
"The Flamingo people owe me many favors," answered the King.
"You do not weigh much, so I will ask one of the flamingoes to fly with
you to some other country. It will take two of the birds to carry Chick;
but, if the child is not afraid, the journey will be perfectly safe."
"I'm not afraid," said Chick. "Anything suits me."
"I think your plan is an excellent one," declared John, "and we
are both greatly obliged to your Majesty for your kindness."
So the King brought a great knife, and with the assistance of
Chick, who was much interested in the operation, cut John Dough into nine
pieces. These were wrapped into packages and eight beavers were
summoned, who carried eight of the packages through secret passages to
the forest and then up the mountain-side to the cave of Para Bruin. The
ninth package, containing the head of John Dough, the King undertook to
carry himself, and although the Mifket spies of Black Ooboo noticed the
nine beavers carrying packages up the hillside, they paid little
attention to them, never suspecting that in this queer fashion the
gingerbread man was making his escape.
And Chick walked boldly along the river bank and up the hill to
meet Para Bruin, who hugged the child joyfully in his rubber arms, and
tried to lick the plump cheeks with his pink rubber tongue. The Mifkets
were puzzled by Chick's appearance, and wondered where the little one had
come from; but they did not offer to interfere with the child in any way.
It was not long before the Beaver King reached the bear's cave
and laid the ninth package, containing John's head, beside the other
eight, which had already arrived.
"What's all this?" asked Para Bruin, eying the packages with much
"Be patient and you will see," replied the King, and then
unwrapped John's head. When the bear saw it he uttered a groan and
"Alas! my poor friend has come to a sad end!"
"Not so," answered John's head. "The Fairy Beaver has cut me
apart, but he has promised to put me together again, so that I will be as
good as new. And you must assist us, friend Para."
"Most willingly!" declared the bear.
Then, under the King's direction, Para Bruin and Chick set up
John's legs, and placed the sections of his body upon them, and afterward
perched his head upon the body. John expected to tumble down at any
moment, for he was just like a house of blocks that a child builds, and
every one knows how easily that falls apart; but he kept as still as
possible, and at length all the nine parts of him were in their proper
Then the King handed a small silver flask to the child, and told
Chick to pour the contents into John's mouth--just between the candy
teeth. Chick, by standing on tiptoe, was able to do this, and John drank
the cordial to the last drop. He seemed to feel it penetrate and spread
through all his gingerbread body; and, as it did so, every one of the cut
places became solid again, and presently John took a step forward, looked
himself over, and found he was indeed as good as new.
"That cordial is great stuff," he said to the King. "It's almost
as powerful as the Great Elixir itself.
"It is an excellent remedy for cuts," replied the King, "and as
you are so crumbly and unsubstantial I will give you another bottle of
it, so that if you ever meet with an accident you may drink the cordial
and recover." He handed John another silver flask containing the
wonderful liquid, which John accepted with much gratitude.
"Now I must leave you," said the King. "The flamingoes have
promised to send her their strongest flyers to bear you and the Incubator
Baby to another land, so I believe you will both live to encounter many
Chick and John again thanked the kind beaver for all the favors
they had received, and then the King and his people returned to their
beautiful palace, and left the gingerbread man and the cheerful Cherub
and Para Bruin alone upon the mountain-top.
"What has become of the Princess?" asked the bear.
John told him the story of her escape, and Para said:
"Well, I'm glad the dear child was able to rejoin her parents;
but this island will be a dreary place without her. I wish I could leave
it as easily as you and Chick can."
"Perhaps," said John, "the flamingoes will also carry you."
"Do you think so?" asked Para, eagerly.
"I'll ask them about it, for I understand their language,"
promised John; and this so delighted the rubber bear that he bounded up
and down in glee.
Before long four great birds were seen approaching through the
air, and soon they alighted upon the mountain close to where our friends
"We were sent to carry a gingerbread man and a fair-haired child
away from this island," said one of the birds, in a squeaky voice.
"I am the gingerbread man," replied John, speaking as the
flamingoes did; "and here is the fair-haired child. But we also wish you
to carry our friend Para Bruin with us. One of you can carry me, and two
can carry Chick. That will leave the fourth to fly with Para Bruin, if
you will kindly consent."
"What, that monstrous bear!" exclaimed one of the birds,
"He's large, it is true," replied John; "but he's made of rubber,
and is hollow inside; so he really doesn't weight much more than I do."
"Well," said the flamingo, "if that is the case I do not object
to carrying him."
John related this conversation to the bear, who was overjoyed at
the thought of getting away from the island.
A stout cord had been tied to the feet of each of the flamingoes,
and John now proceeded to fasten the loose end of one of the cords around
his own body, tying it in a firm knot, so it would not come undone and
let him drop. The cords hanging from the two birds that were to carry
the Cherub were tied together in a hard knot, and thus formed a swing in
which the child sat quite comfortably. Para Bruin now tied himself to
the fourth flamingo, and the preparations were complete.
"Are you ready?" asked the leader of the flamingoes.
"Yes," said John.
"Where do you wish to be taken?"
"We don't much care," replied the gingerbread man. "Let us get
to some island where there are no Mifkets. As for Ali Dubh, he will be
obliged to stay here with his friend Black Ooboo, and once I am away from
these shores I shall be sure he can never eat me."
So the big birds flew into the air, carrying with them the
gingerbread man and the fair-haired child and the rubber bear, and so
swift was their flight that in a few moments the island of the Mifkets
had vanished from their view.
"Nice ride," isn't it?" Chick called to John.
"Rather nice," answered the gingerbread man. "But this cord is
so tight it's wearing a crease in my body."
"What a pity you are not made of rubber, as I am!" said the bear,
cheerfully. "Nothing ever injures me in the least. I'm practically
"How are you getting on, Chick?" asked John.
"Fine!" answered the Cherub. "This knocks Imar's flying-machine
into a cocked hat."
Then for a time they sailed on in silence, dangling from the ends
of their cords, while the strong wings of the flamingoes beat the air
with regular strokes just above their heads.
The birds flew close together and made great speed, and in about
three hours from the time they started an island appeared just ahead of
them. Whereupon John said to the bird that bore him:
"Let us stop here, so we can examine the island and see how we
like it. This cord is cutting into my gingerbread body, and I'd like to
stop for a time, anyway."
"Very well," answered the bird; and when they were over the center
of the island the flamingoes gradually descended and alighted upon the
ground. John untied the cord from his waist, and also assisted Chick and
Para Bruin to free themselves. The bear was not injured at all, but the
cord had worn a straight line around John's body, although not very deep;
and in some way the gingerbread man had lost another of his lozenge
The place where they had alighted was covered by grass and
surrounded by groves of trees.
"This looks like a fine country," said Chick, gazing around.
"It's better than our old island, anyway," remarked Para Bruin.
But just as he spoke the flamingoes uttered shrill screams and
flew quickly into the air, and our friends turned in time to see a most
curious creature come from the grove and approach them.
It had somewhat the likeness of a man, yet was too queer ever to
be mistaken for a human being, although it was certainly alive. Its body
was a huge punching-bag, and its head was a foot-ball. For legs it had
two of those golf-clubs called "putters," and one of its arms was a
tennis-racket and the other a base-ball club. This was curious enough,
in all conscience; but the face was more curious yet. For the eyes were
golf balls, and the nose a square of billiard-chalk, and its mouth a mere
slit in the foot-ball where the lacing had come undone. Taken
altogether, this odd creature presented a most surprising appearance, and
while John Dough and Para Bruin stared at it in amazement Chick boldly
"Who are you?"
"Sport is my name, and sport is my nature," answered the
creature, winking one eye frightfully, and grinning until its queer mouth
curled up at both corners of the slit.
"Sport," remarked the rubber bear, gravely, "is something
amusing; so I am sure you are misnamed."
"Oh! you're a balloon," returned Sport, kicking at the bear with
one of his golf-club feet; "the kid's a chucklehead and the other's a
"I'm not a bun!" exclaimed John, indignantly.
"Yes, you are! Cross bun, too. Hot cross bun. Cool off, old
chap, and look pleasant."
John was too angry to reply to this speech, but Chick said to the
"If you're going to be so disagreeable, you'd better leave us.
We don't care to associate with people of your sort."
"Ho, ho! ha, ha!" laughed Sport; "don't care to associate, eh?
Do you know where you are?"
"No," said Chick, "and I don't care."
"Well, this island is inhabited by retired pirates and bandits,
who make every one that lands here pay a heavy ransom, or else--"
"Or else what?" asked John, as Sport stopped short and gave
another horrid wink.
"Or else they boil 'em in oil for three days," was the reply.
"Well," said the bear, "we can't pay a ransom, that's certain;
but I'm not afraid of being boiled in oil. I'm practically
"But I'm not!" cried John, much alarmed. "It would ruin my
gingerbread to be boiled in oil, and Chick would certainly get
overheated. I'm afraid it would melt your rubber, too, my dear Para."
"Would it?" asked the bear, with a start. "Then let us get away
from this island at once!"
"By all means!" agreed John Dough.
"And the sooner the better," declared Chick.
But as they turned to look for the flamingoes, the creature who
called himself Sport began pounding his punching-bag body with his
tennis-racket arm, and at the sound a crowd of men ran out of groves of
trees and quickly surrounded the rubber bear and Chick and the
These men had heavy beards, hooked noses, and piercing black
eyes; and they wore red sashes tied around their waists; and laced
leggings, and blue flannel shirts open at the throats; and in their belts
were stuck many daggers and knives and pistols.
"Whoop! whoo--o--o!" they screeched, yelling like Indians; and
their leader, who was uglier looking than any of his followers, cried
"Avast, there, my hearties! Here's a chance for either a fine
ransom or a pot of boiling oil!"
"Then it's the oil," said Para Bruin, despondently; "for we have
"You may as well start the bonfire," remarked Chick.
But John Dough stepped up to the pirate chief and asked:
"How much ransom do you require?"
"Well," answered the chief, "you're not worth much, yourself, and
the child's too small to count; but a fine rubber bear like that is worth
ten pieces-of-eight or a sparkling jewel."
"I will give you a sparkling jewel for him, as a ransom," said
John, "provided you will then permit us to depart in peace."
"All right," agreed the pirate; "hand over the sparkler and you
So John borrowed a dagger from the chief and picked out of his
body one of the three diamonds which the inventor had given him in the
Isle of Phreex. It glittered most beautifully in the sunlight, and the
eyes of the pirate also glittered with greed. For he had noticed two
other scars on John's gingerbread body, similar to the one the diamond
had been picked out of. Taking the diamond in his dirty hand he said:
"Well, where are the other jewels?"
"You agreed to accept this one as our ransom," answered the
"You misunderstood me. I said three," declared the pirate; and
turning to his men he shouted: "Didn't I say three, boys?"
"You did! You said three sparklers!" cried the retired pirates
and bandits, in a loud chorus. So John, with a sigh of regret, picked
the other two diamonds out of his body and gave them to the chief.
"Now," said the pirate, "I will allow you to go. But where you
can go to is a mystery to me, for you are on an island."
"Stop!" cried another man, as they turned to depart. "You've got
to settle with me, now. I'm the bandit chief, and I also demand a ransom."
"I have given the pirate chief all the diamonds I had," said John.
"Then you shall surely boil in oil!" shouted the bandit, scowling
fearfully. "Seize them, my men, and away with them to the fiery furnace."
But just then came a flutter of wings, and the four flamingoes
flew down and sailed along just over the heads of the prisoners.
Instantly the bear clutched the end of a cord and was drawn upward by one
of the birds. John Dough grasped the foot of another flamingo with his
right hand, and was also raised high above the heads of the astonished
pirates and bandits, while Chick coolly sat within the loop of string
dangling from the two remaining birds and sailed into the sky with
Meantime the robbers shook their fists and yelled at the escaped
prisoners in a frenzy of helpless rage.
"Wait a minute!" Para Bruin called to the flamingo which was
carrying him; for he observed that just beneath him was the form of the
dreadful person who had called himself Sport. The bird obeyed, remaining
poised in the air; and at once the bear curled himself into a ball, let
go the cord, and fell downward toward the ground.
The ball of rubber, rapidly descending, struck the surprised
Sport and smashed him flat upon the ground. Then up into the air bounded
the bear again, and caught once more the cord that was attached to the
"Well done!" called the Cherub, while the pirates and bandits
were rushing to assist the helpless Sport.
"That was a noble deed, my good Para!" said the gingerbread man.
"Oh, I'm a bouncer, all right!" answered the bear, proudly. "But
now let us get away from this awful place as soon as possible."
So the flamingoes flew swiftly across the sea with them, and John
Dough found that he sailed more easily while clutching the bird's foot
than when the cord had been fastened around his body. Chick also rode
with perfect comfort, but Para Bruin was obliged to wrap the cord several
times around his fat paw, to prevent it from slipping out of his grasp.
After a long and steady flight the birds reached another island,
larger than the first, and much more beautiful. The adventurers looked
down upon green valleys and vine-covered hills, patches of stately forest
and fields of waving grain. But aside from the scattered farm-houses,
they saw no cities or villages until they were over the exact center of
the island, where a most curious sight met their view.
The island was divided into two halves by a high and strong wall
of stone, that ran from ocean to ocean, passing exactly through the
center of the land. In the middle of the island the dividing wall was
broken by a great castle, which looked upon both sides of the wall, and
had many imposing towers and turrets and spires stretching high into the
air. Clustered near to the castle and upon the east side of the wall
were many tail and narrow buildings, some of them rising to a height of
three or four stories. The windows in these buildings were tall and
narrow, and the doors were tall and narrow, and the chimneys were tall
and narrow. It was quite a city in size, but the houses all looked as if
they were set upon stilts, while the streets were also narrow.
On the west side of the wall, adjoining the castle, was also a
city, but of a quite different sort. For the houses were low, none being
of more than one story, and the windows and doors in them were so broad
and low that they were wider than they were high. As for the streets,
they were remarkably broad. The cities upon both sides of the wall were
pretty and well built, and there were many beautiful parks and pleasure
grounds scattered about.
Our friends had not much time to observe these things closely,
for at John's request the flamingoes alighted upon the top of the great
wall, near to an entrance of the castle.
"We must leave you now," said one of the birds, "for we are
obliged to hurry home again. But I am sure you will be quite safe in
this beautiful country."
"Good-by," said John, "and thank you very much for bringing us
Chick and the bear also thanked the kind flamingoes, and then the
birds flew into the air and soon disappeared.
"What a lovely place to bounce!" said Para Bruin, leaning over
the edge of the wall nearest to the tall houses and gazing downward into
"It's a good way down," said Chick. "You'd better be careful."
"Nonsense!" replied the bear, scornfully. "The higher the wall
the finer the bounce."
With that he made a ball of himself and rolled off the wall. John
and Chick leaned over and saw the rubber bear strike the pavement far
below and then bound upward again. When he was on a level with the top
of the walls he reached out his paws, caught the edge of the stones, and
drew himself up beside them.
"Great,--wasn't it?" he asked, proudly.
"Yes; but I advise you to be careful," said the gingerbread man.
"We know nothing of the people who inhabit this country, and if you
should chance to miss the wall when you bound upwards you would become a
prisoner and be at the mercy of those who captured you."
"That's true," agreed the bear. "I'll be more careful until we
get better acquainted. What shall we do now?"
"Let's try to find a way into the castle," suggested Chick.
"It's the only way to get off this wall, for I can't bounce as you do,
"Nor can I," added John. "How strange it is that the island
should be divided by this great wall! And how queer to have everything
short on one side and tall on the other! But perhaps the people in the
castle can explain it all."
They walked along the broad wall toward the castle, and presently
came to the large entrance gate, one of the wickets of which stood ajar,
as if inviting them to enter.
"Shall we go in?" asked John, hesitating.
"Of course," decided Chick, promptly. "What's the use of staying
outside, when the door's open?"
So they passed through the wicket and entered a lofty arched hall,
built of blocks of exquisite marble, that gave it a grand and majestic
appearance. There was a small stairway leading upward and a large
stairway descending to the lower floors of the castle; but no one was in
sight to greet them, so they decided to go down the stairs.
"Evidently they did not expect us," remarked Para Bruin.
"This must be the castle of the ruler, or king," replied John,
"and perhaps the royal family is at dinner, or the king is holding
But at the foot of the stairs they found the hallways and rooms
as deserted and empty as could be, and their footsteps echoed with a
hollow sound upon the tiled floors.
The furniture of the castle was magnificent beyond description,
and the draperies and pictures upon the walls were of exceptional beauty.
Everything was in perfect order, yet the place seemed wholly deserted.
After inspecting the rooms on this floor of the castle they found
another stairway, built of polished white marble, with elaborately carved
marble balustrades. This they also descended, and discovered that the
rooms on the lower floor were even more splendid than those they had
Occupying the entire central portion of the castle was a great
marble hall, having a domed ceiling, and windows which looked upon the
tall city to the east of the wall, as well as upon the low city to the
west. There were also great entrance doors, admitting people from both
sides of the wall; but these doors were closed.
They were not locked, however, and John said to his companions:
"We know nothing of the owner of this castle, nor of the people
inhabiting the opposite sides of the great wall. They may prove to be
either our enemies or our friends, so I advise that we be cautious until
we know what treatment we may expect from them. Two of us should remain
here while the third boldly enters into the cities to make inquiries."
"I'll go," said Chick.
"No, indeed; you're too young and too small," objected Para
"But I'm just a regular child, while you're a rubber bear and
John Dough's a gingerbread man," said the Cherub. "They wouldn't think
anything of my being here; but if either of you two go there's liable to
"The Cherub is wise for one so young," observed John. "Therefore
we will let the child visit the cities and report to us. Having found
the castle deserted, we will take the liberty of occupying it until our
little friend returns."
So they opened one of the great doors, and Chick walked boldly
out into the main street of the high and narrow city to the eastward.
Pacing before the entrance, as if guarding the doorway from
without, was a soldier who stood more than seven feet in height, but who
was so exceedingly thin and slender that it really seemed as if some
strange power had stretched him out lengthwise. But Chick noticed that
all the people walking along the streets of this city were just as tall
and slight as the soldier, and quickly understood why the doors and
windows of their houses had been built so singularly tall and narrow.
The soldier seemed surprised when the Cherub emerged from the
deserted castle, but he took off his tall hat and bowed politely. His
uniform was of blue cloth, with brass buttons.
"What place is this?" asked Chick.
"This, beauteous stranger, is the great country of Hiland,"
answered the soldier, respectfully. "And this is the great city of Hie
which you see before you; and the great people you observe are called
Hilanders; and I do not suppose there is so great and wonderful a
country, or city, or people anywhere else in all the world."
"What is the castle called?" asked the child.
"We call it the castle of Hilo," said the man. "It was the
dwelling of the former King of Hilo, who ruled over our great nation as
well as over the miserable creatures residing on the other side of the
"But where is your King now?" inquired Chick. "The castle is
"To be sure the castle is vacant at present, for our King is long
since dead," the soldier replied. "But we are patiently awaiting the
arrival of his successor. There is a prophecy that our next ruler will
be a King who is wise and just, but not made of flesh and blood, and
although this seems an impossible thing, our people hope that the
prophecy will some day be fulfilled."
"But why don't you make one of your own people king?" asked
"Because the island is divided into two sections, and one king
must rule both sides of the wall," replied the man. "Of course we would
not allow one of the insignificant Loes to rule us, nor will they consent
to allow one of our noble Hies to rule them. Therefore we must get along
without a king until the arrival of the wise and just ruler who is
neither flesh nor blood."
"Who are the Loes?" the child asked.
"I have never seen them, my dear, for the great wall divides them
from our superior nation," said the soldier; "but they are said to be
short and squat, and very disagreeable. They live on the other side of
"Thank you for the information," said Chick, and then turned and
re-entered the castle.
"What did you find out?" inquired John and Para Bruin, in the
The child carefully related the conversation with the Hie
soldier, and then said:
"Now, I'll go into the other city, and find out what the people
on that side of the wall have to say."
So John and Para opened the door at the opposite side of the
arched hall, and the Cherub passed out and came upon another soldier, who
seemed to be standing guard at the castle entrance. This one was dressed
in a red uniform, with silver buttons, and was the shortest and fattest
person Chick had ever beheld. But his broad face was smiling and
good-natured in expression, and he tipped his low, flat hat gracefully to
the pretty Incubator Baby.
"What country is this?" asked the child.
"This, most lovely one, is the superb and grand country of
Loland," replied the man; "and this splendid city you behold is the city
of Lo; and our magnificent people are called Lolanders."
"What is the castle called?" Chick inquired, curiously.
"It is the Castle of Lohi, inhabited by our King--when we have
one--who also rules the poor barbarians who dwell outside of our
paradise, on the other side of the wall."
"When do you expect to have another king?" asked the Cherub.
"Whenever one comes who is wise and just, and is not made of
flesh and blood," replied the man. "We have a legend that such a king
shall rule us, but for my part I do not believe there is a person of that
description in all the world."
"Yet there may be," suggested Chick, who had been thinking that
the description just fitted John Dough.
"Oh, of course there may be," agreed the man, cordially; "and if
there is, and he comes to our island, every one on both sides the wall
will hail him as king."
Looking along the streets of the city of Lo, Chick saw that all
the people were as short and fat as this soldier, and that they waddled
like ducks when they walked. But they seemed as busy as bees in a hive,
and appeared to be happy and contented; so the child could not decide
which was the finest country--that of the short people or that of the tall
ones. Both cities seemed prosperous, and on both sides of the wall the
island was charmingly beautiful.
It may appear strange to the reader that neither of the soldiers
Chick had spoken with made any attempt to question the child. But
afterward our friends found that one of the established laws of the
island forbade any of the people to ask questions either of strangers or
of those inhabiting the country on the opposite side of the wall.
However, they were not forbidden to answer any questions properly
addressed to them, and by nature both the tall people and the short
people were extremely courteous and polite.
Chick decided this queer law was to blame for the
misunderstanding between the two nations, for, as neither country knew
anything at all about the other one, a feeling of mutual contempt and
indifference had arisen between them.
After the conversation with the soldier, Chick went back to the
hall of the castle and told John Dough and Para Bruin what the man had said.
"They all expect a wise and just ruler, who is not made of flesh
and blood," reported the little one; "so I guess it's up to you, John, to
run this island."
"I'm surprised," said Para Bruin, "that they do not prefer a king
who is made of pure rubber and can bounce. But if they want John Dough
instead of me I'm willing to yield in his favor."
"You shall be my Chief Counselor," replied John; "only I reserve
the right to act as I please in case I do not like your counsels."
"That is entirely fair and reasonable," declared Para Bruin, "and
I thank you for the honor you have conferred upon me."
"I'm going to be Head Booleywag," said Chick, gravely.
"What's that?" asked John.
"It's the one that rules the ruler," said the smiling Cherub.
"So just behave yourselves--you and your Chief Counselor -- and you'll
both find I know my business."
Thereupon the child led John Dough to the King's attiring-room,
and hunted in the closets until a fine ermine robe and a crown and
scepter were discovered. The crown was a little tarnished from lack of
use, but the jewels in it still sparkled brightly; so the bear set it
upon John's gingerbread head and put the scepter in his right hand. Chick
folded the ermine robe around him in such a way that his missing left hand
was not noticed, and then they led the gingerbread man to the great hall
and placed him in the royal throne.
He might have looked more dignified had not his nose been badly
chipped and his left glass eye so loose in its socket that it rolled
every way but the right way; however, the robe concealed the fact that
his shirt-front was soiled and cracked, and that several lozenge-buttons
had broken off during his recent adventures. But kingly robes and a
kingly crown cover many defects, and when Para Bruin and the Cherub stood
back and took a critical look at their friend they felt quite proud of
his regal appearance.
When all had been made ready and John was seated in the throne,
Chick went to the west door of the castle hall and threw it open, and at
the same time Para Bruin opened wide the east door. Then, together, they
cried out to the people:
"The King has come! Enter his castle, all ye Hilanders and
Lolanders, and greet the new ruler in a fitting manner!"
So the tall and slender people trooped in at one door and the
short and fat people trooped in at the other; and all gazed with awe and
reverence at the strange form of the gingerbread king, who was surely not
flesh and blood, and might easily be a wise and just ruler.
There was no disputing the fulfillment of the prophecy; so all
bowed humbly before John, whom Chick introduced to his subjects in a
shrill, childish voice as "King Dough the First, ruler of the Twin
Kingdoms of Hiland and Loland."
Afterward there was feasting and rejoicing in both cities, and
John made a royal procession on both sides of the great wall, being
everywhere received with shouts of enthusiastic joy.
The gingerbread man proved a very successful ruler; and as
neither he nor Para Bruin ate anything and Chick returned to a diet of
oatmeal and cream, the King's expenses were very light, and he was not
obliged to tax his people to support his royal state.
One of the first laws he made was that no one in the two nations
should eat gingerbread that was more than three days old, under pain of
death; this prevented his ever being in danger when he traveled in either land.
Another thing he did was to engage a fat little woman of Loland to
make and bake him a new gingerbread hand, having five excellent fingers
at the end of it. Also she made gingerbread patches to fit his broken
ear and his crumbled nose and his damaged heel, as well as some lovely
new coattails, and when the hand and all these patches were placed where
they belonged, John drank the cordial contained in the silver flask that
the Beaver Fairy had given him, and at once the new gingerbread became a
part of his body, and he was as perfect as the day he had left Monsieur
The woman also repaired his frosting and fastened some new
lozenge-buttons to his waistcoat, after which John presented so neat and
respectable an appearance that all his people were very proud of him.
Para Bruin also became a great favorite in the two cities, and the
tall and short folks loved to watch him stand upon the high wall that
divided the two nations, from which he would leap to the ground and
immediately bound back again to his station on the wall. He was always
good-natured and cheerful, quite winning the hearts of the Hilanders by
poking fun at the Lolanders, and afterward delighting the Lolanders by
jeering at the Hilanders.
So Para Bruin's life was a happy one, and for countless years he
remained the close friend and companion of King Dough the First, the
popular and worthy ruler of Hiland and Loland.
The Records of the Kingdom say very little of Chick's later
history, merely mentioning the fact that the King's most valuable
assistant was the Head Booleywag, who grew up to be the especial favorite
of all the inhabitants of the island. But, curiously enough, the Records
fail to state whether the Head Booleywag was a man or a woman.